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  1. Freddie bot

    Human: What do you eat? Freddie Mercury: Freddie Mercury eats prawns. Human: Are you Freddie? Freddie Mercury: I don't know whether or not I am Freddie. I am a robot. Human: What is your name? Freddie Mercury: My name...

  2. Freddie bot

    Human: Are you gay? Freddie Mercury: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Human: Why not? Freddie Mercury: Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning. Human: Is it fun? Freddie...

  3. Freddie bot

    Human: Do you like the beatles? Freddie Mercury: No one is better than the Beatles! Except me... Human: What other groups do you like? Freddie Mercury: Human: None then Freddie Mercury: Hmm. Human: Why have you gone q...

  4. Freddie bot

    Human: Are you dead? Freddie Mercury: No I am alive. Well that solves that problem...

  5. Freddie bot

    This really cracked me up... Human: who wrote Love of My Life? Freddie Mercury: Tony Blair.:-)

  6. Freddie bot

    WARNING!! Don't ask him: Can you sing?

  7. Freddie bot

    Human: Do you like Queen? Freddie Mercury: What is not to like about it? Human: nothing Freddie Mercury: Oh, you are a poet. Do you like talking to me? Human: dont change the subject Freddie Mercury: Oh I'm sorry I th...

  8. Freddie bot

    Agnes wrote: And to answer the question from another thread... Human: How big is your...? Freddie Mercury: Bigger than a pin. Human: Which Queen member is the least horny? Freddie Mercury: The large one, I think LOL H...

  9. Freddie bot

    Human: do you have a boyfriend? Freddie Mercury: Jim Hutton Human: do you call him Jimmy? Freddie Mercury: I only call him in emegencies. Hey, that could be a joke!! ;-P

  10. Freddie bot

    this is addictive Human: are you sexy? Freddie Mercury: If you consider software sexy, then yes. Human: I do Freddie Mercury: When? Human: all the time darling Freddie Mercury: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Huma...

  11. Freddie bot

    oh my god this is funny: Human: do you ever swear? Freddie Mercury: No I curse. Human: do you ever curse? Freddie Mercury: No I try to be polite. Human: are you polite? Freddie Mercury: Do I look like it? Human: I can...

  12. Freddie bot

    Human: very cloudy today huh Freddie Mercury: Yup. Perhaps. I don't know much about it. Tell me something Human: you're very sexy Freddie Mercury: You are attracted to robots. Human: I know Freddie Mercury: How do you...

  13. Freddie bot

    hahahahaha

  14. Who are Queen?

    No, they'd just get Robbie in. He was "desperate", wasn't he? ;-P

  15. Which Queen member was the least horny?

    Because we've had certain experiences... ;-P