Evil Brian May
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Evil Brian May
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US Cosmos Rocks Street Team
Queen is NOT looking for a street team. Such activity is reserved for small-time regional bands who need a cheap mode of advertisement. I should know. I'm the fucking guitarist! Goddamnit! Cheers Bri
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How will you celebrate our Birthday boy?
I am going to get high on cocaine and perform oral sex on a stranger in the restroom of a gay bar. Freddie would be proud! Cheers! Bri
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At least Brian admitted he's a hypocrite ;-)
Me? A hypocrite? Never! Cheers from Hell! Evil Bri
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Time To Shine played on Radio 2
I love it.
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I hope he dies. Cheers! Bri
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A Queen Store/Shop
I'll shop there. IN HELL. Cheers! Bri
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Brian May imposter on Queenzone
Yes, someone tried (and failed) to impersonate me. Very disappointing. Cheers! Bri
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Hello Queenzone!!
Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: Evil Brian May wrote: By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself...
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Hello Queenzone!!
I am not familiar with the word "impost", nor your vague reference to Monkey Island. I HAVE been smoking marijuana... Most of the day, actually. If it weren't for marijuana, in fact, I would have never came up with th...
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Brian and Roger runing the legacy
Roger and I just visited Treasure Moment's myspace page and had ourselves a good laugh. This sounds like the background music they play in Hell... And trust me, I'D KNOW! Stop creating music, Treasure Moment, or I wil...
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Hello Queenzone!!
And you're Slovakian. Personally, I'd rather be boring. I'm even boring myself. I'm going to chain smoke a few unfiltered Camels, pour salt on a few slugs, then completely re-evaluate my stance on issues and life, in...
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WWRY Cast performing at London 2012 Olympic ceremony
I hope all of you agree with me in saying that WWRY is the best musical ever made, ever. Ever. In fact, everything that Roger and I have collaborated on since Freddie's death is nothing short of brilliant. Hope you wa...
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Hello Queenzone!!
By the way ... Unless morale and general attitude towards me improves on here, I swear to God, Knebworth will NEVER be officially released. I'll burn the master tapes myself. Anita and I will dance around the flames l...
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Hello Queenzone!!
That's not what she said. Cheers! Bri
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Brian May imposter on Queenzone
Brian of Nazareth is on vacation. You'll have to settle for me. Cheers and brimstone! Bri
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Hello Queenzone!!
Yes, I was lying about the 12-string Red Special. I lie all the time, because it gets me off. Congratulations on fucking Anita. She said to tell you she's sorry that you had to wank yourself off, as she just couldn't...
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Brian and Roger runing the legacy
Roger and I are going to drive the legacy straight down to Hell ... AND WE'RE TAKING YOU ALL WITH US! Cheers! Bri
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Hello Queenzone!!
I've been terribly busy today, stomping on snails and shooting at badgers ... What nasty little critters they are! So, I just finished smoking my last cigarette for the evening and thought I'd swing by Queenzone to sa...
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Brian May imposter on Queenzone
Whew! Just got back in from stomping on snails and shooting at fucking badgers in the back yard. Nasty little creatures they are!! Just wanted swing by Queenzone to say that if THIS account gets deleted, I'm going to...