richrich
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Queen’s Album and song sales
@stevelondon: Would you like to know what else is accurate? brENski shaving the side of his head and dying the horrible fucking thing blue. Then he stares oh so bloody demurely at a pair of tits; his skinny, lesbian a...
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Love Of My Life mary
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: I am absolutely not "running out of material"; I was expanding on my previous post, adding to it and making it more vivid, intricate and marvellous.
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENsKi: I can imagine runner_70 strapped incredibly tightly and painfully to a wheelchair as he plummets down a very steep set of concrete steps; his feminine head thrashing violently from side to side, to come to a...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: I was just watching a music video that featured close ups of people singing slightly off-centre to the camera. I can imagine you doing this; looking slightly away from the camera whilst singing...then as you...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENsKi: You strike me as the kind of individual that would sit in a pub, wearing a pair of plastic tits over your clothes whilst smirking at people.
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENsKi: I can picture you leaning and stretching up against a tall, annoyed man; your face slack as you utter with a monotonous, campy voice: "I love you with all my boobs. I would say with all my heart, but my boob...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: I can very vividly imagine you at a cheesy, run down disco; there you are, bathed and silhouetted with washes of different coloured lights, your white hair illuminated as you run towards an attractive newly-...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: I demand that you read out loud your previous post in the voice of Bela Lugosi's Dracula.
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: I see you have not thanked me for me being complimentary to you. I don't mind. Anyway, today I saw a severely peg-legged, downsyndromed motherfucker of a man lurching up my road. Just as I passed behind him,...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: I was also happy. To which I find it harder and harder to be these days.
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzKi: Are you as happy as everyone else that Jeremy Corbyn is not PM?
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Love Of My Life mary
I am not the child-'missing' fiend Gerry McCann, nor am I the morbidly obese and the woefully unfunny Geraldine Granger!
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENsKi: So you do not deny your strange meowing then?
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENsKi: There is nothing at all ridiculous about my posts. I can imagine you sitting at a table in Weatherspoons with a lot of other people. The homeless-looking man sitting at the opposite end of the table has gift...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENsKi: I can clearly imagine you sitting alone at a table in a pub; wearing a pair of plastic tits whilst smirking at, comparatively speaking, normal people.
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENski: I don't know Geraldine. But let me picture you this: a badly dented-headed, severely downsyndromed man in a rickety wheelchair plummeting down steep, concrete steps; his idiot head thrashing side to side as...
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzki: I can imagine a morbidly obese, penguin-faced woman staring forlornly at you through a window. And then later, her massive, flabby, pale arm draped over you as you sleep.
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Love Of My Life mary
@brENzki: I suppose you find that funny; your sleek, feminine head thrown back as you bellow campy gaffaws of effeminate, mongaloid laughter.
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US Boost From Live Aid?
@brENski: Imagine an incredibly downsyndromed man plummeting down concrete steps in a rickety wheelchair; his stupid and enlarged head thrashing from side to side, as he shouts: "UHHHH NURR!" in a not to shabby impers...