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  1. Hypothetical Live Aid Question

    Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truth. You're right. Freddie had perfected that call & response-vocal-part for years, but it was still improvised. And, as far as I know, it was not originally intended to have been...

  2. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truthet. Pauleth, is that thy? Did you bumpeth into the Mercurial in clubeth Heaven again? Did he do the flourishing with his armeth once more and telleth you that his attitudeth was...

  3. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Fear not! I came here to tell you the truth. I boweth to you in gratitude in spite of the fact that I don't knoweth what a Troll iseth. From Kensington with loveth, M.A.

  4. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Thanketh!

  5. How BIG was Freddie Mercury? : ()-

    Fear not! I cometh to cheereth Mariah Carey up. I didn't know that you were a cocksuckereth, too. There are a lot of cocksuckereths living to the left side and to the right side of Kensington High Street. Sometimes yo...

  6. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Fear not! I cometh to comment on Mariah's comment: no, but it is very male. Gayeth, M.

  7. How BIG was Freddie Mercury? : ()-

    Fear not! I cometh to try to answer Mariah's question. Mariah, coming up is the annual Cocksucker's Ball in Kensington High Street. It is supposed to be a fun day out with lots of attractions, great food and many neat...

  8. Hypothetical Live Aid Question

    Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truth. As I was around Wembley Stadium that day, I may correct some of the myths surrounding Freddie's performance on July 13, 1985. Myth #1: Freddie was unstoppable, not Queen. Myth...

  9. Hypothetical Live Aid Question

    Fear not! I cometh to tell you the truth. As I was around Wembley Stadium that day, I may correct some of the myths surrounding Freddie's performance on July 13, 1985. Myth #1: Freddie was unstoppable, not Queen. Myth...

  10. Funny Picture

    Fear not! I cometh to let you know that your comments are tasteless UND dumm.

  11. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Fear not! I cometh to let you know that there are no limits in life. You can enjoy male-to-male-sex while still considering yourself straight. Just don't harm anyone. Paul Gambaccini, whom i ran into yesterday, thinks...

  12. Dear Queenzone Community

    Fear not! I readeth your struggle to be nice to one another. We here in Kensington have a saying: „If you don't have millions in your bank-account, don't expect us to be nice to you“.

  13. How BIG was Freddie Mercury? : ()-

    Fear not! I knoweth the truth. I first met him while I was still a young girl, working at Biba. He immediately came to me, leaned over and whispered in my ear: „How big is your cock?". I giggled bashfully and that was...

  14. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Fear not! I cometh to answer STICK. Your reply tells me that I had asked an important question. I could go further: Why do so many straight man do not show any sense of humor when it comes to their male self-definitio...

  15. Important question to all male Queen-Fans

    Fear not! I cometh here again to ask for the truth. Question: Who of you male Queen-fans would have wanted to be Freddie's lover and why?

  16. Frank Zappa on Queen

    Fear not. Found on Twitter: ? @MusicAlbumPolls Over the last 10 years of rock music has anybody really surprised you like Hendrix for example? FZ: No, Hendrix didn't surprise me, but I heard some things that I've like...

  17. Mary austin

    Fear not! And him that cometh to me, I will in no wise cast out. Speaking words of wisdom, M.

  18. Cometh the hour!

    Guten Morgen from Kensington, Dude, what a terrible foresight that is. I can assure you that BJ will not marry me, but if he really turns up here, I will recommend him going over to the May's or Taylor's houses, shall...

  19. Cometh the hour!

    Fear not, I had been on a business trip to Munich. Back in rainy London, I'd like you to know that you're all in my heart. In the meantime, I ask you to join me in my prayers for preventing Boris Johnson from becoming...

  20. Cometh the hour!

    Hello good people of Earth. First off all, I came here today to tell you a very important (importante, as the Italians would say) message: Get up, get on up, stay on the scene for the Mary-Machine. Thank you again for...