Big Brother

We only have quality tv here


:')

Maybe I should sell an idea for a tv program I have to Talpa (the biggest pulp channel)


A house, like Big Brother, with 15 homosexuals are locked up for 3 years. One of them has AIDS.
The one who survives wins 100.000 euros

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Maybe I should sell an idea for a tv program I have to Talpa (the biggest pulp channel)


A house, like Big Brother, with 15 homosexuals are locked up for 3 years. One of them has AIDS.
The one who survives wins 100.000 euros[/QUOTE]

and no kleenex tissues

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]joxerthegoosefatpirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Maybe I should sell an idea for a tv program I have to Talpa (the biggest pulp channel)


A house, like Big Brother, with 15 homosexuals are locked up for 3 years. One of them has AIDS.
The one who survives wins 100.000 euros[/QUOTE]

and no kleenex tissues[/QUOTE]

OH MY GOD..... :O

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's like.......... Woah. xD

The absolute fucking shittest crap ever. Yes, 3 expletives in a row.

Good the first year. Tripe the second. Bloody...who ever started it. The Dutch? Or English. Whoever it was, you're a-goner when I get there.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The absolute fucking shittest crap ever. Yes, 3 expletives in a row.

Good the first year. Tripe the second. Bloody...who ever started it. The Dutch? Or English. Whoever it was, you're a-goner when I get there.[/QUOTE]

blame them clog-hoppers.
apparently the great grandfather of the bloke that gave the world big brother[endemol] developed the london sewage system to take away the shit.2 generations later the family have brought it back.
amazing what one learns while watching QI on BBC2

I HATE THE TWINS.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. :@

(:

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The absolute fucking shittest crap ever. Yes, 3 expletives in a row.

Good the first year. Tripe the second. Bloody...who ever started it. The Dutch? Or English. Whoever it was, you're a-goner when I get there.[/QUOTE]


The dutch :(

Well...I'll let you off this time!

you should see the Filipino version of big brother. it's 15 times as worse as you say Big Brother is.

ALL of the housemates in season 1 became cheap-ass actors/actresses on local tv. and to think they're all f'n talentless.

we've got our first bloke in there and to paraphrase monty python and the life of brian:
"you lucky bastard" [sulk]

Explain to me why people like this bollocks??

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=0099FF>Killer Queenie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Explain to me why people like this bollocks??[/QUOTE]

Because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaauuuuse.... Because of the wonderful things they does? hmmm... that doesn't sound right!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Gratzi wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=0099FF>Killer Queenie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Explain to me why people like this bollocks??[/QUOTE]

Because, because, because, becaaaaaaaaauuuuse.... Because of the wonderful things they does? hmmm... that doesn't sound right! [/QUOTE]

What - sit around a house, fart, scratch their arses, bitch off about other contestants?? Become *celebraties*
Yah... sounds like fun...
Not...

They've got George fucking Galloway presenting Big Brother's Big Mouth this week. It just gets worse. Bring back Russell.

..And I'm not just saying that because I'm a massive Russell Brand fan. Well maybe I am. But he is a great presenter, and he's very very amusing. He's got a tiny penis though. (Did I just say that out loud?)