this forum is basicly dead, so im jazzing it up a bit!!
and the story begins:
one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone:
"no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.."
she hung up.
freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed.
freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this:
"im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us."
she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car.
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Then Freddie gagged and hogtied her, raped her, shot her and threw her in the Hudson river.
The End.
The End.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=6600f>Vishnu.<h6>A Scientist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Then Freddie gagged and hogtied her, raped her, shot her and threw her in the Hudson river.
The End.[/QUOTE]
No, no - it's supposed to go like...
"Then she managed to turn Freddie straight and they had marvellous life-changing sex and lived happily ever after and she was terribly pampered and everyone loved her."
The End.[/QUOTE]
No, no - it's supposed to go like...
"Then she managed to turn Freddie straight and they had marvellous life-changing sex and lived happily ever after and she was terribly pampered and everyone loved her."
no no no!!!! shes sposed to fall in love with roger, then brian falls in love with her. and then roger finds out, but her wants her to be happy, and he loves her either way. he tells her this, and then she stays with brian!!
but we need more details!!!
but we need more details!!!
When does Roger throw the drum kit at her ?
OK, OK!!! I'll clean it up.
THIS STAYS:
"one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone:
"no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.."
she hung up.
freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed.
freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this:
"im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us."
she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car."
"Oh, thank you so much." The woman says. "I'm Vishnu." She sticks her hand out for the band members to shake. They look at her funny, and Freddie is the only one with the guts to shake hands with her. Vishnu gives an awkward smile and clears her throat. The car is silent for the rest of the ride.
As Vishu walks out of the car, she drags her gigantic suitcase out and kicks the car door shut. As the five walked up the old stairs leading to the apartment, Vishnu trips over her shoelace and goes riding down the stairway to heaven, dragging john, roger, brian, and freddie along with her. Bruised all over, Vishnu apologizes to the badly injured fellas and they make their way up the stairs again. When she sees the raggedy, old apartment door, she exlaims with enthusiasm, "Well, this is just dandy!" She breaks open the apartment door and walks in. As the lovely lady Vishnu sneezes on the furniture and leaves dirty socks and shoes on the kitchen counter, the band members exchange angry looks. One day, John explodes. He says to Vishnu...
THIS STAYS:
"one day, the greatest band in the world, queen, was in a record store and they overheard the female clerk having the strangest conversation on the phone:
"no!! how can you do this to me!!?? i am trying to get a better job, but this is the best i can do!!! at least let me go get my stuff? WHAT!!!??? YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY? AND ALL MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE STREET?!! A SCREW YOU!!.."
she hung up.
freddie asked the band if they thought it would be smart to let her move into their appartment, and they all agreed.
freddie walked up to the desk with the band following behind him, and said this:
"im sorry to have eavsdropped on your conversation, but we could drive you to your apartment to get your clothes, and you could move in with us."
she nodded and walked out of the store with them and into their car."
"Oh, thank you so much." The woman says. "I'm Vishnu." She sticks her hand out for the band members to shake. They look at her funny, and Freddie is the only one with the guts to shake hands with her. Vishnu gives an awkward smile and clears her throat. The car is silent for the rest of the ride.
As Vishu walks out of the car, she drags her gigantic suitcase out and kicks the car door shut. As the five walked up the old stairs leading to the apartment, Vishnu trips over her shoelace and goes riding down the stairway to heaven, dragging john, roger, brian, and freddie along with her. Bruised all over, Vishnu apologizes to the badly injured fellas and they make their way up the stairs again. When she sees the raggedy, old apartment door, she exlaims with enthusiasm, "Well, this is just dandy!" She breaks open the apartment door and walks in. As the lovely lady Vishnu sneezes on the furniture and leaves dirty socks and shoes on the kitchen counter, the band members exchange angry looks. One day, John explodes. He says to Vishnu...
"FUCK ME!!" He shouted.
"No thank you."
:PP
"No thank you."
:PP
I'd love to move in with Queen 0_0
Topic-starter: you are indeed a fool.
Who Me ?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Roxanne<h6>Loves Queen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Who Me ?[/QUOTE]
You're not the topic starter.
You're not the topic starter.
Right Now Im Confused !
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=red>Roxanne<h6>Loves Queen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Right Now Im Confused ![/QUOTE]
HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
o_o
HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
o_o
Oh Ok that clears things up
Never mind. This won't work out. There was an add on story months ago on queenzone. It was awesome. SO this topic might as well be closed.