Why do so many Queenzoners have mental health issues?

What is it about Queenzone that attracts so many nutters? Not just folk with a lower than average IQ of course but actual "toys in the attic" fruit-loops who could be sectioned under the mental health act. Here just some of the poor doolally buggers who have graced the pages of Queenzone over the past few years.

TED
Claimed to be a shopkeeper from Glasgow who's business was being targeted by Rastafarian Queen fans. Had tourette's syndrome and a severe case of paranoia,

SUPERTROUPER
Delusions of grandeur, in that all he ever had to say was that he beat Brian May at pinball.

DARK MYUUTWO
Had assburglar's syndrome (or whatever it's called)

BARRY UK
Too many problems to list.

JAKE BRITT
Multiple personalities, delusions of grandeur, compulsive liar, sexually confused. The list goes on and on.

DONNY MARS
Delusions of grandeur, tone deaf.

INNUENDO 1991
Delusions of grandeur, tone deaf. Come to think of it, it might be the same guy as Donny Mars which adds schizophrenia to the list.

ATHIEST
Paranoia and penis envy.

And then there's that girl who is obsessed with death (can't remember her name). There are a lot more but I can't keep up with all the name changes. it probably has a lot to do with the multiple personalities.
I don't want to make fun of anyone who has real mental problems....but I can't help it. It's a crying shame for these poor mad bastards I'm sure but there are places where they could go and get some proper help instead of a message board devoted to a now defunct glam rock band.

fatty

Feel free to add to the list of head-cases below.

DeaconJohn I swear if you add my name to this list I'll fly over there and beat the crap out of you.

mooooooo
;-)

SPARROW-delusional diva ;-) :-p

Ooh, someone do me!!!

(Not in that way.)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
And then there's that girl who is obsessed with death (can't remember her name).
[/QUOTE]

FGT?

oh, I'm appalled that I'm not on that list! :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ooh, someone do me!!!

(Not in that way.)[/QUOTE]

Lester... why would you want that???

PS: I'll do yours if you do mine xD

I'm gonna add Baer, but he's more an internet problematic person and not just Queenzone

http://www.googlecommunity.com/about5780.html

Although I love his PoO pOo

Lester, you suffer from multiple personality disorder. You're me, right? And I'm you? So...are we us or just them being you and me twice? Then you must con-.. oh, I've gone cross eyed.

Topic of the year Fatty, really can't argue with any of your nutter nominations.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]And then there's that girl who is obsessed with death (can't remember her name). [/QUOTE]

- FreddiesGhettoTrench - the one who went on about how much she missed people who she never knew, and would never have known about had they not had their heads cut off.

You forgot to add Ja...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Janet wrote: [/QUOTENAME]DeaconJohn I swear if you add my name to this list I'll fly over there and beat the crap out of you.

mooooooo
;-)[/QUOTE]

Doh!

I'm sure there are other nutters that Fatty hasn't mentioned but the only two that I can think of are PsycheStar, and (this will be a controversial choice) Chad Hanging towards the end of his time posting here.

as the old local sayings go "there's more out than in" and "they dont all live in St Just"...

I'm not sure that Chad was loopy, he was just really really angry. Maybe a slight case of paranoia as he saw a certain amount of homophobia in almost every post he replied to.

Was it Psyche Star who set up the Nick Berg tribute site. What a joke that turned out to be. I'll bet she's forgotten that poor bugger's name already.

There was another guy whose name I can't remeber who claimed to own a pair of Freddie's Adidas boots and got really cheesed off when nobody believed him.

Then there's good old Charles Baer who despite being one of the most boring guys on Queenzone (weenis, poo, vagina etc) has a brain full of gerbils.

I think one of the best things about Queenzone is that it attracts so many looneys who we can mock to our hearts content. My advice to those who get pissed off by retards like Athiest, Donny Mars, Innuendo, Jake etc is not to argue with them or create seperate threads telling folk to ignore them is join in and have as much fun at their expense as humanly possible. Don't treat them like trolls. Treat them like pets. The kind of pets that you can abuse without the fear of the RSPCA taking you to court.

fatty.

Nah the Nick Berg site was FreddiesGhettoTrench.

Psyche Star from what I can recall went nuts at people for no reason at all - a volatile character.

double post

It's weird that people are mentioned whose last posts were ages ago. Get with the times mr Fatty. ;)