The Holy Bible (warning: spoilers)

Judas is the traitor.

Jesus is caught and killed.

Judas kills himself afterwards.

I warned you about the spoilers. :P

You forgot the resurrection

The Bible jumped the shark when Jesus did the bread and fish thing.

And?

Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Shock horror - God took Sunday off to have a day of rest.[/QUOTE]
What ? Really ? That little ...

I like the bit where Mohammed becomes a prophet and proclaims the law of Alah......or was another book I read.

Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit.

you forgot to mention the first ever motorbike:

"the sound of moses' triumph was heard throughout the land."

or,his stretchy skin:

"moses tied his ass to a tree 20 miles out and walked therein."

I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Billy No Mates wrote: [/QUOTENAME] Don't forget the bit about Moses and the bush. Who's bush we're never told but it spiced it up a bit. [/QUOTE]

What about the drugs stuff as well. When Moses went up that mountain, he came back with a huge tablet and made a profit. Or is that spelt prophet??? I can never remember.....

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.

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LOL

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.

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a.k.a. The Apocalypse

lead on, oh kinky turtle

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iGSM wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I liked The Bible II: Jesus Fights Back.

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a.k.a. The Apocalypse[/QUOTE]

XD

I have to say my favourite part was when Mary the virgin slammed her head in the oven, and all of her sisters successfully offed themselves, but she survived. But it's okay, because then she stuffs herself with sleeping pills a few weeks later, because she realises she's prego.