Hey There Vagina (Rated:M)

Hey there vagina, you're a fragrant little kitty,
With your landing strip and cameltoe
To me you look so pretty, yes you do
You know what I just want to do
Is punish you.

Hey there vagina, you're a fancy little beaver
Let my penis play the quarterback, and you can be receiver,
Yes it's true
I'll throw a touchdown inside you
Yes it's true.

I love your little heart-shaped box,
A pair of lips that never talks
It's everything a man could ever waaaant.

The only problem in the world
Is you're connected to a girl
And that makes you annoying in the ennnnnd!
In the eeeeeeend!

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/25537/81017ab5/hee_daar_vagina.html

:')

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:') [/QUOTE]

Copy Cat. :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:') [/QUOTE]

Copy Cat. :P[/QUOTE]

Well, it was a bit funny... but the original is just too pretty to get fucked up. :P

"The only problem in the world
Is you're connected to a girl"

I would've said 'connected to an arsehole' but as my sister pointed out the other day... it's the same with guys in the end, so it'd be hypocritical.

Otherwise..... Yeah!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:') [/QUOTE]

Copy Cat. :P[/QUOTE]

Well, it was a bit funny... but the original is just too pretty to get fucked up. :P[/QUOTE]

Not my cup of icetea. :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:') [/QUOTE]

Copy Cat. :P[/QUOTE]

Well, it was a bit funny... but the original is just too pretty to get fucked up. :P[/QUOTE]

I love the original!!!!

I'll have the chance to tell them to their faces how great their song is too, on Friday!!!!! :)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:') [/QUOTE]

Copy Cat. :P[/QUOTE]

Well, it was a bit funny... but the original is just too pretty to get fucked up. :P[/QUOTE]

The original is just too annoying and overplayed.

Probably the sappiest and cheesiest ballad since 'You're Beautiful'.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]:') [/QUOTE]

Copy Cat. :P[/QUOTE]

Well, it was a bit funny... but the original is just too pretty to get fucked up. :P[/QUOTE]

The original is just too annoying and overplayed.

Probably the sappiest and cheesiest ballad since 'You're Beautiful'.[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

You're Beautiful made me want to pull my hair out... It could be one of the most annoying songs ever.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're Beautiful made me want to pull my hair out... It could be one of the most annoying songs ever.[/QUOTE]

Same. :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You're Beautiful made me want to pull my hair out... It could be one of the most annoying songs ever.[/QUOTE]

xD

You didn't come up with that, did you Burak?

XD I agree that You're Beautiful and Hey There, Delilah can be annyoying and overplayed, but that's why they're annoying...and overplayed...quite a vicious cycle, don't you think?

Although, on first or second hear, they are quite nice.

Now please don't pelt me with feces.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You didn't come up with that, did you Burak?
[/QUOTE]

No...and there's a link to prove it. :S