Question Game!!

Ok cause im new here i thought id start a game thread!

Ok basically here are the rules:

I start by asking a question to the next person who reads the thread. They answer and then post a new question for the next person and so on and so on.

For example:
Donald:
What do you eat in the mornings?
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Billert:
Coffee, if I'm up in time.

Do you get turned on by cold porridge?
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Saggy:
No, I prefer it warm.

do you have any alcoholic's in your family?
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And so on......

If you post an answer, but find someone has posted before and beaten you to it, you must edit your post to answer the latest last question okay so we dont get confused about the questions.
Okay.. So first Q:

What's the weirdest thing you've ever said?

"Superman, can you watch Ben for a minute?
Santa, the Holiday Armadillo and I need to
have a little talk in the kitchen." O_o

what's the lamest excuse you used to skip school?

I met John Lennon(RIP) on the way to school and he whisked me away in his limo. (I didnt realise he was the beatle that got shot and also it was the first name that came into my head. Parents were a bit worried i met some strange man on the way to school)

Weirdest place youve kissed someone

Cemetery.

Most humiliating moment in your life?

once farted and sneezed at the same time during dinner with my hole family

whats the gayest you have ever been?

listening to Queen



What's your favorite non alcoholic drink

Tea, like Deaky :)

What was the best thing that ever happened to you?

Occasional inspiration.

Would you take part in this? http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/Photos_039/dateadrag.jpg?t=1197653629

Hmmm that will need a bit of thought..

Jokes I wouldnt

How many timers have you crashed a car

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=660066>Caddel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Occasional inspiration.

Would you take part in this? http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/Photos_039/dateadrag.jpg?t=1197653629 [/QUOTE]
OHHH MISS THING YOU KNOW I WOULD.

Haha. :P

'How many timers have you crashed a car'

None - killed a few cats though!

Have you see more dead bodies than me?

Yup

Have you ever peed your pants 'cuz something/someone scared you???

No, but I did once because I got excited. (I was 4. ;P)

Hm...

Have you ever..r...rrrr...r.

been naked in public?

In public? What's public... shower after a football match? Sauna? If so, yes.

Even had sex in public? xD

Not yet

Ever been caught masturbating :P???