Funny! Queen stories!

Alright!
Once upon a time, a greatest rock singer in the world, said to his friend, Brian: "Thank God it's Christmas!"
"The show must go on!" - said Brian.
Suddenly, Freddie received a SMS message from his doctor: "You are AIDS possitive". He screamed: "It's a hard life!!!" Then he wanted to commit suicide!
Roger stopped him and asked what the hell was he doing. Freddie answered: "Keep passing the open windows...", Brian said: "Don't try suicide!" Freddie cried: "Don't stop me now!". After that he jumped!

I don't think this story is funny enough...you can make one better than this ;)

I really don't think that's funny at all

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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ANAGRAMER wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I really don't think that's funny at all
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Me too :(...it's not funny in English :|

"yawn"

Aint a story it plain and stupid

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Bigbrotherbp wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ANAGRAMER wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I really don't think that's funny at all
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Me too :(...it's not funny in English :|[/QUOTE]

lots of luck finding a language that IS funny in...

funny ???
you are a true sarcastic
fuck yourself

any1 got anything beta?

(excuse my english)

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