Vote MIKE HUCKABEE in 2008

Up until Chuck Norris endorsed him, there was absolutely no reason to vote for Huckabee.

Now, with Chuck by his side Huckabee is practically indestructible. Chuck would catch any bullet in mid air aimed at Huckabee and crunch it with his teeth.
So vote for Mike Huckabee if you don't want Chuck Norris to come by and roundhouse kick your ass back to the stoneage.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Yeah, but can Chucky-boy catch a bullet meant for an abortion clinic? Or would he even try? Considering Hucky's stand on a woman's right to privacy, that's the question I'd want answered.

The last thing this country needs is another religious idiot in charge. First a born-again moron and then a baptist minister? Uh-uh. Can't happen. Just can't happen.

Sorry if I've turned intended humor into frustration, but Huckabee gaining any ground scares the hell out of me.

Are you kidding me? Chuck would take any aborted fetus dead or alive, eat it, and then he would shit it out a healthy baby.

Vote Anybody But Hillary 2008...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Haystacks Calhounski wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Vote Anybody But Hillary 2008...[/QUOTE]

Hillary comes across as sane compared to Huckabee.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Are you kidding me? Chuck would take any aborted fetus dead or alive, eat it, and then he would shit it out a healthy baby.[/QUOTE]Awesome...





and quite true.

XD That's hilarious. I wonder if chuck will still beat my ass even if I do vote...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Are you kidding me? Chuck would take any aborted fetus dead or alive, eat it, and then he would shit it out a healthy baby.[/QUOTE]

I love ya, Jingles...LMAO!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Haystacks Calhounski wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Vote Anybody But Hillary 2008...[/QUOTE]

Hillary comes across as sane compared to Huckabee.

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You're joking, right?? Hillary is the devil reincarnate. Huckabee is just a regular, run of the mill religious scheister. There are just some people who cannot stand ultra-religious people....just as some/most people cannot stand Hillary. She is in a class all to herself.

Obama is the only electable Dem candidate, period. No one stands out to me on the Republican side, all of them have their bad points with me.

"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

xD

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Haystacks Calhounski wrote: [/QUOTENAME] There are just some people who cannot stand ultra-religious people....[/QUOTE]

Particularly if they're running for the highest office in the United States government.

The only bad point about Ron Paul is that he is for the Constitution and freedom.

Oh wait...