Quotes!

Lets begin with an new topic.

My favorite quote:P

Voel je goed Voel je lekker Scheer je reet met Black & dekker.

My fave quote is

Your retardation makes me laugh

I love it XD

Ohoh I also like what Jeremy Clarkson says about the Stig on topgear you know

Some say b;hjfjh
Others say krhgerg
All we know is hes called the stig

I don't have a specific favourite quote, but I remember things that make me laugh, and here are a few...

"You're listening to Radio 2, online, on digital and back on drugs"

"Not only was everyone rude, the check in took forever and then I caught fire."

"If there is a cleaner who isn't too busy, could they please make their way to platform 4 where somebody has decided to use the platform as a toilet." - An annoucement I heard at Reading station at about midnight while waiting for the train home.

"I WAS going to go to sleep now.. Even though everyone's sat on my bed. Not that it matters as I'm sat over here taking a load of drugs."

Haha, that too.

Speaking of Top Gear...

"Oh, cock."

I caught you a delicious bass - Napoleon Dynamite.

Yay.

...

"I just wanna let everyone on the radio know that tonight we are playing naked."

"Cornwall is really good, there's lots of history there and I went on a horse."

"if benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines, and dick."

-garth algar

"(...) so before I know it I'm in bed with Ronnie Spector. That's when I found rock & roll. That's also when I learned about jealousy, cos I had Phil Spector chasing me around with a shotgun."

hmmm this is my favorite quote but its more of a pick up line.

"Baby, my love is like communism, only great in theory and everyone gets a fair share."

Haha, my favorite pick-up line is:

I heard your ankles were having a party...want to invite your pants on down?
OR
How about you sit in my lap and we'll talk about what comes up?

XD

Fave quotes (a mix of humorous and inspirational quotes):

"Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions."
- "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (former pro wrestler)

"In a recent survey, nine out of ten Americans agree that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine."
- Colin Mochrie (comedian/actor), from an episode of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

"The only dangerous amount of alcohol is none."
- Homer Simpson

"The only thing we have to fear is...fear itself."
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (former U.S. President, 1933-1945)

"Everything in moderation, with occasional excess."
- Neil Peart (drummer/songwriter for Rush) line from his book "Ghost Rider: Travels on The Healing Road"

"We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams."
- Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) from the movie Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
- Eric Cartman (South Park character), from Season 4, Episode 10 "Do Handicapped People Go To Hell?"

"Anybody without a gun, a knife, a handkerchief and a chapstick get the fuck outta here!"
- Ted Nugent (musician), from Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Gee Whiz"

"Fuck them darling, if they just don't get it."
- Guess who.

-=Brian=-

roddy piper was great for his quotes :-]

my fave of his though was from "they live" in the bank: "ive come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and im all out of bubblegum"

however the best quote is:
"a faint heart has never shagged a pig"- if i say so myself ;-]

and some Sandbar ones:
"that reminds me,i must get that bike rack mended"-Arthur when he saw a "larger" woman bent over in front of him..

"im like a mushroom,kept in the dark and fed on bullshit"-Alan to his wife Julie

"i only keep this pub open in the winter for you bastards!"-steve [the landlord] after the locals complained at his price increase just before xmas