Queen songs in porn films?

I really think, in order to get a better and more respectable audience, Queen should put their songs in porn films. Brian and Roger can perform bits of the songs on synthesizers to give expand Queen's music throughout the films.

Queen would also get a better age group of fans... from those naughty teens unlocking the codes on their parent's television set to watch 'The Playboy Channel' and those stay-at-home mom's, who are naughtier than most people think, to those old 'n fat 70 year old men who rely on porn flicks, because they can't get anymore.

I don't think they would have to use Paul Rodgers anymore. Unless some of the Paul Rodgers + Queen or Paul Rodger fans wanted him to star in some of these films.

I'm serious.

Do you only post on the forum when you are hammered?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=gold>SMI<font color=1>TTY wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do you only post on the forum when you are hammered?[/QUOTE]

Haven't done that yet, what about you?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] .....ASSDUDE...... wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=gold>SMI<font color=1>TTY wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Do you only post on the forum when you are hammered?[/QUOTE]


he makes better topics than you ever have,, or will. [/QUOTE]

Sorry azza, but you appear to be quite wrong. But, even Jake made better topics than you.

Ugh, I feel like such a dweeb typing that.

Heh, porn...

yeah... porn.. hehe

featuring songs as Shave Me, He Will Suck You, If You Can't Eat Her Bone Her, Neverwhore and The Arse Of The Black Queen..

Hehehe and also I'm Shagging Unsightly Flab, The Golden Shower Must Go On and Spread Your Legs maybe.

And who could forget the timeless classics, "Bisexual Rhapsody" and "Three Women"?

Or the other classic " Good Old Fashioned Bum Boy" XD

God Shave the Queen, anyone?

Flick of the Wrist can probably stay as it is....

More Of That Jizz
Sail Away Sweet Semen
Ride the Wild Wand
Dreamer's Balls
69

The list is endless.... :)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Cwazy little thing wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Flick of the Wrist can probably stay as it is....

More Of That Jizz
Sail Away Sweet Semen
Ride the Wild Wand
Dreamer's Balls
69

The list is endless.... :)[/QUOTE]

And "The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke"!

And "Father to Son". Ew.

All gods cum

It's a Hard Cock
Bang On In There
Hammer to Ball
White Cum
Somebody to Fuck
Friends will be Friends (With Benefits)
Who Wants to Shag Forever
Keep Yourself Aroused

And of course: Tie Your Mother Down, Chinese Torture, Pain is so Close to Pleasure, Don't Lose Your Head, My Fairy King, I'm in Love with My Car...

These are the days that i came:P