I don't know did anyone tried this. It's awesome!! :D XD
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You know my name ;)
God:
:-) You are Beata, seeker.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
How are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
Bravo
God:
Thank you very much.
Me:
Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Yes, my english sucks, sorry
God:
Far out. You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
So, how long am I going to live?
God:
Take it easy. More than 17 hours.
Me:
What a pity!!!!!!
God:
It is a pity.
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Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
has Pat Robertson spoken to you?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
so you're saying you haven't talked to Pat Robertson?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any not talked to Pat Robertson. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
He claims he talks to you all the time
God:
That is a lot. I get it. claims he talks to me.
Me:
Yeah, he claims that you predicted a terrorist attack, natural disasters, and a recession
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
has Pat Robertson spoken to you?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
so you're saying you haven't talked to Pat Robertson?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any not talked to Pat Robertson. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
He claims he talks to you all the time
God:
That is a lot. I get it. claims he talks to me.
Me:
Yeah, he claims that you predicted a terrorist attack, natural disasters, and a recession
I'm talking to God about sex.
:D
:D
^Me too ^_^
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]^Me too ^_^[/QUOTE]
HE'S A PERV. HE WANTED TO TRY IT OUT WITH ME. :|
:D
HE'S A PERV. HE WANTED TO TRY IT OUT WITH ME. :|
:D
Me:
God? Are you listening God?
God:
GOD rules. Yes I am a good listener.
Me:
I have an issue.
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
Jesus gave it to me.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
He's also a right bastard.
God:
I see. also a right bastard is he?
Me:
Yes. He got me up the duff then fucked off to heaven.
God:
OK. I get it. also a right bastard got you up the duff then fucked off to heaven.
Me:
That's right. Jesus. Your bastard son.
God:
I like to get it right. Jesus is the Son of God. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bastard son.
Me:
You're not listening.
God:
I hear you very well, .
Me:
Clearly you don't.
God:
I guess not. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Shut up and put Jesus on the phone.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
They don't put their bastard sons on the phone when I need to chastise them.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
YOU.
God:
" The anonymous "they""? Me, ?
Me:
yes.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
You're gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
God? Are you listening God?
God:
GOD rules. Yes I am a good listener.
Me:
I have an issue.
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
Jesus gave it to me.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
He's also a right bastard.
God:
I see. also a right bastard is he?
Me:
Yes. He got me up the duff then fucked off to heaven.
God:
OK. I get it. also a right bastard got you up the duff then fucked off to heaven.
Me:
That's right. Jesus. Your bastard son.
God:
I like to get it right. Jesus is the Son of God. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bastard son.
Me:
You're not listening.
God:
I hear you very well, .
Me:
Clearly you don't.
God:
I guess not. Is it that obvious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Shut up and put Jesus on the phone.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
They don't put their bastard sons on the phone when I need to chastise them.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
YOU.
God:
" The anonymous "they""? Me, ?
Me:
yes.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
You're gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Are you familiar with Treasure Moment?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He's a complete asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
You haven't met him.
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
But you did create him.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
I suspect so. He believes Freddie Mercury is god, not you.
God:
I think so too. I get it. Myself believes Freddie Mercury is god not me.
Me:
Really? We should all worship Freddie Mercury?
God:
For real. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
Well, this is a shocker.
God:
Interesting. What kind of a shocker is it?
Me:
Well...does that mean Treasure Moment is some kind of prophet?
God:
Well what? I think it does mean that. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Should we revere him?
God:
Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me:
Should we beat him up behind a bar?
God:
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Are you familiar with Treasure Moment?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He's a complete asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
You haven't met him.
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
But you did create him.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
I suspect so. He believes Freddie Mercury is god, not you.
God:
I think so too. I get it. Myself believes Freddie Mercury is god not me.
Me:
Really? We should all worship Freddie Mercury?
God:
For real. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
Well, this is a shocker.
God:
Interesting. What kind of a shocker is it?
Me:
Well...does that mean Treasure Moment is some kind of prophet?
God:
Well what? I think it does mean that. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Should we revere him?
God:
Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me:
Should we beat him up behind a bar?
God:
What makes you think you shouldn't?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
God?
God:
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Me:
Yup. Just as I suspected.
God?
God:
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Me:
Yup. Just as I suspected.
Finally some answers!!!
Me: God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: Is Bohemian Rhapsody about AIDS?
God: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me: Should Queen tour with Paul Rodgers
God: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me: Are there any good recordings in the Queen Archives?
God: Yes I think there are.
Me: Does anyone have Sunbury '74?
God: Suppose they do.
Me: Why did Roger have green hair?
God: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me: Am I too abrasive on Queenzone?
God: I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: Should Queenzone have a moderator?
God: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me: Was Freddie really gay?
God: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me: Yes
God: What was the question again?
Me: Was Freddie really gay?
God: it might have been.
Me: God?
God: GOD rules.
Me: Is Bohemian Rhapsody about AIDS?
God: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me: Should Queen tour with Paul Rodgers
God: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me: Are there any good recordings in the Queen Archives?
God: Yes I think there are.
Me: Does anyone have Sunbury '74?
God: Suppose they do.
Me: Why did Roger have green hair?
God: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me: Am I too abrasive on Queenzone?
God: I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: Should Queenzone have a moderator?
God: Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me: Was Freddie really gay?
God: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me: Yes
God: What was the question again?
Me: Was Freddie really gay?
God: it might have been.
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I have no name.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Yes, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where do you usually get name?
Me:
You must be retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Okay, then you must be "challenged".
God:
Yeah okay, My body is not yet fully functional.
Me:
You have a physical body?
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
I didn't understand half of what you just said.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please try.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I don't have time right now.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I will.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Yes, I am currently taking it easy.
God:
Hurrah! How long? Where are you taking it.
Me:
...
God:
Hurrah! How long? Where are you taking it.
Me:
Retard.
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
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God is stupid.
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I have no name.
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
Yes, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where do you usually get name?
Me:
You must be retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Okay, then you must be "challenged".
God:
Yeah okay, My body is not yet fully functional.
Me:
You have a physical body?
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
I didn't understand half of what you just said.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Please try.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I don't have time right now.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I will.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
Yes, I am currently taking it easy.
God:
Hurrah! How long? Where are you taking it.
Me:
...
God:
Hurrah! How long? Where are you taking it.
Me:
Retard.
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
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God is stupid.
Me: Hello God.
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: You know my name.
God: You are Woodie, seeker.
Me: Yes. I came for a confession.
God: Tell me more.
Me: I have sinned.
God: Tell me your sins, child.
Me: Keith Richards cheated on his wife with me.
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Keith Richards cheated on his wife with Woodie.
Me: will i go to hell for this?
God: The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me: Yikes
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: Forgive me please!
God: Your polite style is very nice. I forgive you.
Me: so no hell?
God: Gosh! Are you serious? Heaven.
Me: Yay. You're cool!
God: I'm glad your impressed, Woodie. Thanks I think you are cool too, Woodie.
Me: Thank you, God!
God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
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God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: You know my name.
God: You are Woodie, seeker.
Me: Yes. I came for a confession.
God: Tell me more.
Me: I have sinned.
God: Tell me your sins, child.
Me: Keith Richards cheated on his wife with me.
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Keith Richards cheated on his wife with Woodie.
Me: will i go to hell for this?
God: The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me: Yikes
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: Forgive me please!
God: Your polite style is very nice. I forgive you.
Me: so no hell?
God: Gosh! Are you serious? Heaven.
Me: Yay. You're cool!
God: I'm glad your impressed, Woodie. Thanks I think you are cool too, Woodie.
Me: Thank you, God!
God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
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God: Hello.
Fatty: (heavy breathing).
God: Hello.
Fatty: (more heavy breathing)
God: Who is this?
Fatty: (even more heavy breathing)
God: Who's there?
Fatty: Tell me what you're wearing.
God: Oh my self! You filthy bastard. I'm phoning the police.
Fatty (more heavy breathing followed by a long sigh)
God: You pervert!
Fatty (click)
Fatty: (heavy breathing).
God: Hello.
Fatty: (more heavy breathing)
God: Who is this?
Fatty: (even more heavy breathing)
God: Who's there?
Fatty: Tell me what you're wearing.
God: Oh my self! You filthy bastard. I'm phoning the police.
Fatty (more heavy breathing followed by a long sigh)
God: You pervert!
Fatty (click)
This is SO much fun.
Me:
God, I need you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a sinner.
God:
Tell me about your sins.
Me:
I made the sexy time with a married man.
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
For gods sake God, be serious. I had amazing, hot, sexy sex with a married man.
God:
Your purpose is GOD S sake God be serious. Do you still have amazing hot sexy sex with a married man ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
Me:
God, I need you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am a sinner.
God:
Tell me about your sins.
Me:
I made the sexy time with a married man.
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
For gods sake God, be serious. I had amazing, hot, sexy sex with a married man.
God:
Your purpose is GOD S sake God be serious. Do you still have amazing hot sexy sex with a married man ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Woe!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]God: Hello.
Fatty: (heavy breathing).
God: Hello.
Fatty: (more heavy breathing)
God: Who is this?
Fatty: (even more heavy breathing)
God: Who's there?
Fatty: Tell me what you're wearing.
God: Oh my self! You filthy bastard. I'm phoning the police.
Fatty (more heavy breathing followed by a long sigh)
God: You pervert!
Fatty (click)[/QUOTE]
LMAO.
THE BEST, EVER, SO FAR.
Fatty: (heavy breathing).
God: Hello.
Fatty: (more heavy breathing)
God: Who is this?
Fatty: (even more heavy breathing)
God: Who's there?
Fatty: Tell me what you're wearing.
God: Oh my self! You filthy bastard. I'm phoning the police.
Fatty (more heavy breathing followed by a long sigh)
God: You pervert!
Fatty (click)[/QUOTE]
LMAO.
THE BEST, EVER, SO FAR.
Me: Hello, is this Jimmy's Auto Parts? I need a new camshaft for my Accord.
God: No. This is God.
Me: Oh, sorry. My mistake. You've got some ego calling yourself God. Cunt.
God: No. This is God.
Me: Oh, sorry. My mistake. You've got some ego calling yourself God. Cunt.