[QUOTE][QUOTENAME].*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't really do anything about the man but I'd love to. I really would. [/QUOTE]
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.
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she should drive paying more attention to the road, I know it sounds arsh, but u should always be on the defensive, there r lots of fucktards with a drivers license.
Before you tell me to go fuck myself, my gf was in a car accident and got hurt because of a drunk underage fuck who invaded her lane, the fuck face has a lot of scars all over his face and my gf is all good now.
but my point is: dont trust other drivers
Before you tell me to go fuck myself, my gf was in a car accident and got hurt because of a drunk underage fuck who invaded her lane, the fuck face has a lot of scars all over his face and my gf is all good now.
but my point is: dont trust other drivers
I have three questions.
Why weren't you driving the car instead of Jessica?
Why weren't you going faster?
Why didn't the guy in the other car have a box of dynamite in the boot?
fatty.
Why weren't you driving the car instead of Jessica?
Why weren't you going faster?
Why didn't the guy in the other car have a box of dynamite in the boot?
fatty.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I have three questions.
Why weren't you driving the car instead of Jessica?
Why weren't you going faster?
Why didn't the guy in the other car have a box of dynamite in the boot?
fatty.[/QUOTE]
1. I wasn't with her and she doesn't like my driving. She says I go to fast.
2. I probably would of if I was in the car by myself.
3. Because he's not that much of an idiot.
Why weren't you driving the car instead of Jessica?
Why weren't you going faster?
Why didn't the guy in the other car have a box of dynamite in the boot?
fatty.[/QUOTE]
1. I wasn't with her and she doesn't like my driving. She says I go to fast.
2. I probably would of if I was in the car by myself.
3. Because he's not that much of an idiot.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME].*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't really do anything about the man but I'd love to. I really would. [/QUOTE]
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid of you to type, it makes me laugh.
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid of you to type, it makes me laugh.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Adolfo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]she should drive paying more attention to the road, I know it sounds arsh, but u should always be on the defensive, there r lots of fucktards with a drivers license.
Before you tell me to go fuck myself, my gf was in a car accident and got hurt because of a drunk underage fuck who invaded her lane, the fuck face has a lot of scars all over his face and my gf is all good now.
but my point is: dont trust other drivers[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I urge everyone to pay more attention, even Jessica.
Sorry bout your girlfriend.
Before you tell me to go fuck myself, my gf was in a car accident and got hurt because of a drunk underage fuck who invaded her lane, the fuck face has a lot of scars all over his face and my gf is all good now.
but my point is: dont trust other drivers[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I urge everyone to pay more attention, even Jessica.
Sorry bout your girlfriend.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME].*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME].*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't really do anything about the man but I'd love to. I really would. [/QUOTE]
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid of you to type, it makes me laugh.[/QUOTE]
.... how??
Break my post down into two segments. In the first one, I tell you there's no point acting like an alpha male when you're a dweeb.
In the second part, I express some kind of thankfulness that nobody got hurt (because I care about my fellow human beings, usually) and that it's best just to move the hell on.
Honestly. You're a fuck-knuckle.
It might be awful good fun throwing the concern of others back in their faces, especially when it only takes a keyboard to do it, but it makes you look an utter jackass.
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid of you to type, it makes me laugh.[/QUOTE]
.... how??
Break my post down into two segments. In the first one, I tell you there's no point acting like an alpha male when you're a dweeb.
In the second part, I express some kind of thankfulness that nobody got hurt (because I care about my fellow human beings, usually) and that it's best just to move the hell on.
Honestly. You're a fuck-knuckle.
It might be awful good fun throwing the concern of others back in their faces, especially when it only takes a keyboard to do it, but it makes you look an utter jackass.
Jake-I'm sorry to hear about your girlfriend, I am glad she is safe.
Zebonka- "fuck-knuckle" and "dweeb" HAHA...those words somehow made my day (anything can make my day after hours of exams). I'm going to have to resist stealing them when insulting people in the future.
I think Kimmy Gibler from Full House used to say dweeb all the time...hehe.
Zebonka- "fuck-knuckle" and "dweeb" HAHA...those words somehow made my day (anything can make my day after hours of exams). I'm going to have to resist stealing them when insulting people in the future.
I think Kimmy Gibler from Full House used to say dweeb all the time...hehe.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME].*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME].*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I can't really do anything about the man but I'd love to. I really would. [/QUOTE]
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid of you to type, it makes me laugh.[/QUOTE]
.... how??
Break my post down into two segments. In the first one, I tell you there's no point acting like an alpha male when you're a dweeb.
In the second part, I express some kind of thankfulness that nobody got hurt (because I care about my fellow human beings, usually) and that it's best just to move the hell on.
Honestly. You're a fuck-knuckle.
It might be awful good fun throwing the concern of others back in their faces, especially when it only takes a keyboard to do it, but it makes you look an utter jackass.[/QUOTE]
"as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory" ... that's what's so funny. I never heard anyone say that before, I think it's hilarious. I don't know why you assume such things though.
You're one of those people, that can't let go to my behavior on the QZ board many years ago. I make a topic about Jessica and you somehow want to turn it into a conversation about me and degrade me. No I didn't make myself look like a jackass. I said what most other people have said.
I find it horrible that you think I can't defened myself if someone wanted to kick my ass.
We all know people we'd love to introduce to the pavement, but really... as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory; what are you really going to do?
Just say thanks that there's no lasting terrible consequences, and keep a' moving.[/QUOTE]
That was so stupid of you to type, it makes me laugh.[/QUOTE]
.... how??
Break my post down into two segments. In the first one, I tell you there's no point acting like an alpha male when you're a dweeb.
In the second part, I express some kind of thankfulness that nobody got hurt (because I care about my fellow human beings, usually) and that it's best just to move the hell on.
Honestly. You're a fuck-knuckle.
It might be awful good fun throwing the concern of others back in their faces, especially when it only takes a keyboard to do it, but it makes you look an utter jackass.[/QUOTE]
"as a fellow occupant of 'cream puff' territory" ... that's what's so funny. I never heard anyone say that before, I think it's hilarious. I don't know why you assume such things though.
You're one of those people, that can't let go to my behavior on the QZ board many years ago. I make a topic about Jessica and you somehow want to turn it into a conversation about me and degrade me. No I didn't make myself look like a jackass. I said what most other people have said.
I find it horrible that you think I can't defened myself if someone wanted to kick my ass.
Jake- You've always led a kind of Walter Mitty life on Queenzone. Remember 'Alliance'? It was a fictional rock band that you pretended to be the lead singer of. You even told great big fibs about an album that you and your imaginary friends were about to release.
Then there was the time you claimed to be an expert computer hacker and you were going to infect everyone on Queenzone with a virus that would make our keyboards explode and burn our houses down.
There's also your multiple personalities to take into account. At one point you had about five different user-names on Queenzone and you actually used to have conversations with them until you fucked up by answering yourself with the same user-name.
There was suicidal Jake who despite threatening to kill himself unless we were nice to him, kept coming back.
There was Jake the sex pest.
Jake the spammer.
Jake the creepy bastard who used to post images from those websites that have pictures of executions, murder victims, autopsys etc....
Recently there's been Jake the proud expectant father, Jake the depressed and is on medication, Jake the "I've got flu and I think I'm going to die" and now we have Jake the tough guy.
Like a mighty silverback gorilla, Jake is dragging his knuckles along the sidewalks of New Hampshire in search of the guy who smashed his parked car into the front of his (almost certainly imaginary) girlfriend's automobile. When he finds him he's going to open a can of whoop-ass that will go down in history and blah blah fucking blah...
Let's be honest Jake, you're a puff. You couldn't fight sleep. You couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding. There are wet paper bags who hang around in bars and talk about the beatings they have given you. The toughest thing you have ever had to battle is your mother's cooking. You make Spongebob Squarepants look like the fucking Terminator. You're a child trapped in a fat baby's body. You're a premiere league prick.
But by god, I've missed you.
Your pal
fatty.
Then there was the time you claimed to be an expert computer hacker and you were going to infect everyone on Queenzone with a virus that would make our keyboards explode and burn our houses down.
There's also your multiple personalities to take into account. At one point you had about five different user-names on Queenzone and you actually used to have conversations with them until you fucked up by answering yourself with the same user-name.
There was suicidal Jake who despite threatening to kill himself unless we were nice to him, kept coming back.
There was Jake the sex pest.
Jake the spammer.
Jake the creepy bastard who used to post images from those websites that have pictures of executions, murder victims, autopsys etc....
Recently there's been Jake the proud expectant father, Jake the depressed and is on medication, Jake the "I've got flu and I think I'm going to die" and now we have Jake the tough guy.
Like a mighty silverback gorilla, Jake is dragging his knuckles along the sidewalks of New Hampshire in search of the guy who smashed his parked car into the front of his (almost certainly imaginary) girlfriend's automobile. When he finds him he's going to open a can of whoop-ass that will go down in history and blah blah fucking blah...
Let's be honest Jake, you're a puff. You couldn't fight sleep. You couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding. There are wet paper bags who hang around in bars and talk about the beatings they have given you. The toughest thing you have ever had to battle is your mother's cooking. You make Spongebob Squarepants look like the fucking Terminator. You're a child trapped in a fat baby's body. You're a premiere league prick.
But by god, I've missed you.
Your pal
fatty.
Haha. Some of that's true but the majority of it is shit. It's a good story though. I should put that on my myspace profile. Spammer (Oh yeah!) Multiple Screen Names... yeah, they'd usually be deleted, but I've had multiple user names before, I probably do now but don't remember them. Alliance ... ehh, well some things did happen with that and the members weren't imaginary. Hacker... Barry claimed I was. He claimed I contacted him through "Yahoo Helper" on yahoo IM. I never threatened everyone on here, I never said anything about a virus blowing up keyboards or anything else like that. Or burn houses down, never ever said that. It is funny how some people claim I can hack though, and claimed I gave their computers viruses when that's not true (Mostly from QOL members) About the autopsy/dead images. You got me mixed up with Barry O'Neil. Or Dark Mytotototoo. He loved those sites. I'm not out to get anyone, though I wish I could kick that guys ass. I've been in fights before. It's not something like to do though. I wasn't sucidal though, just an attention seeker. Oh, and I'm not fat.
Man, you wish I had an imaginary girlfriend!
Be sure to add me to myspace, Fatty. http://myspace.com/jacobbritt
Be sure to save this photo, print it, and put it on your fridge, that way you can see it often.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/jacobbritt01/Gavyn/MyFamily.jpg
Here's one for your dashboard
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/jacobbritt01/Me/2007/JakeMarch26thMondayYes.jpg
Noddy is dancing now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHoPYLQvnQM
Man, you wish I had an imaginary girlfriend!
Be sure to add me to myspace, Fatty. http://myspace.com/jacobbritt
Be sure to save this photo, print it, and put it on your fridge, that way you can see it often.
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/jacobbritt01/Gavyn/MyFamily.jpg
Here's one for your dashboard
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee138/jacobbritt01/Me/2007/JakeMarch26thMondayYes.jpg
Noddy is dancing now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHoPYLQvnQM
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I never heard anyone say that before, I think it's hilarious. I don't know why you assume such things though.
[/QUOTE]
It's just a vague impression I've get. People get those things (impressions) when you spread your image around the brainternet.
I only say it because it gets said about me. I'm qualified to comment!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
You're one of those people, that can't let go to my behavior on the QZ board many years ago.
[/QUOTE]
Bzzzt, wrong... I actually don't care about your behaviour because I don't even know the story. I didn't know until you told me just now.
I wasn't here to judge you or hijack your thread, I posted because you honestly need a voice of reason. I can tell you from experience, it's all well and good to get violently angry when a family member is in a car wreck, but at the end of the day it gets you nothing.
As I said earlier; just say thanks that nothing really bad happened.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I find it horrible that you think I can't defened myself if someone wanted to kick my ass.
[/QUOTE]
Look, that all depends on who's doing the ass-kicking, really... sure you could probably defend yourself, and I haven't seen the guy who your girlfriend ran into, maybe HE is the creampuff...
I'm just saying; you don't look, act, or seem like a big guy that takes out street trash for a living. I wasn't here to degrade you, I'm just doing my usual Jesus routine and telling you there's better ways to live life than by throwing punches.
Farewell, g'luck to you and the missus.
I never heard anyone say that before, I think it's hilarious. I don't know why you assume such things though.
[/QUOTE]
It's just a vague impression I've get. People get those things (impressions) when you spread your image around the brainternet.
I only say it because it gets said about me. I'm qualified to comment!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
You're one of those people, that can't let go to my behavior on the QZ board many years ago.
[/QUOTE]
Bzzzt, wrong... I actually don't care about your behaviour because I don't even know the story. I didn't know until you told me just now.
I wasn't here to judge you or hijack your thread, I posted because you honestly need a voice of reason. I can tell you from experience, it's all well and good to get violently angry when a family member is in a car wreck, but at the end of the day it gets you nothing.
As I said earlier; just say thanks that nothing really bad happened.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
I find it horrible that you think I can't defened myself if someone wanted to kick my ass.
[/QUOTE]
Look, that all depends on who's doing the ass-kicking, really... sure you could probably defend yourself, and I haven't seen the guy who your girlfriend ran into, maybe HE is the creampuff...
I'm just saying; you don't look, act, or seem like a big guy that takes out street trash for a living. I wasn't here to degrade you, I'm just doing my usual Jesus routine and telling you there's better ways to live life than by throwing punches.
Farewell, g'luck to you and the missus.
I don't think the guy is like that.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wasn't here to degrade you, and telling you there's better ways to live life than by throwing punches.[/QUOTE]
LOL!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]! Jake ! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Or Dark Mytotototoo. He loved those sites.[/QUOTE]
I see you haven't changed.
Just recently, I got an e-mail from one of your "friends" demanding I delete some old posts I wrote about you, or they'd post pictures 'revealing' a Tom Cruise sexdoll and myself. :P
I see you've really matured *eyerolls*
'Alliance'....hahaha. That was a joke.
You sent me audio files with very bad midi and singing, claiming it was you and your 'band' (Hah!)
Perhaps I should upload them sometime if I still have them....
EDIT: http://www.mediafire.com/?bm1l0jyjuv1
As for bands, I'm in a REAL band at the moment (check out the MySpace link in my signature!).
No doubt we'll get further ahead than you and your Alli...err, sorry, crappy MIDI vocal 'demos'.
I see you haven't changed.
Just recently, I got an e-mail from one of your "friends" demanding I delete some old posts I wrote about you, or they'd post pictures 'revealing' a Tom Cruise sexdoll and myself. :P
I see you've really matured *eyerolls*
'Alliance'....hahaha. That was a joke.
You sent me audio files with very bad midi and singing, claiming it was you and your 'band' (Hah!)
Perhaps I should upload them sometime if I still have them....
EDIT: http://www.mediafire.com/?bm1l0jyjuv1
As for bands, I'm in a REAL band at the moment (check out the MySpace link in my signature!).
No doubt we'll get further ahead than you and your Alli...err, sorry, crappy MIDI vocal 'demos'.