Bald May?

If tomorrow you guys found out that Brian May decided to get rid of his hair, and get short hair, what would you think?

- Would he lose his guitar skills?
- Would he lose 75% of his fans, as the hair is what really matters?
- Would that be a natural consequence of his insanity that's been getting worse in the past few years?
- Would they change Queen's name, as Brian May's hair is the most essential element in the band?
- Would you count up to infinite twice before actually believing it?
- Would you only believe it after asking for a BigMac at Burger's King and getting it?

Discuss.

I actually think everyone would burn his queen records, because you just listen to them because of brians hair.....

i think he would look better bald becouse now he look like someone who lifes on the street like some drunk streetman that has no home and posesions and who does never wash or comb his filthy hair there are lot of knots in it i bet

Queenzone would shut down forever and then everything will catch fire, therefore resulting in the end of the world.

Oh please someone post the GIF of Bri's hair flying away!!

I wouldn't care if Brian May was bald as long as he keeps updating brianmay.com, one of the only websites I visit since I don't have anything else to do.. I also wouldn't care if Brian May went bald as long as he keeps playing sweet guitar :). Now, the real question is: What if he decided to give up playing his Red Special?? I know it sounds weird but what would you do??

I did ask for a bigmac at BK, the dude just stared and told me, we dont sell those

- Would he lose his guitar skills?

Yes. Like Samson lost his strength when his hair was cut, Brian would lose his guitar skills

- Would he lose 75% of his fans, as the hair is what really matters?

He would only lose 25% of his fans because he already lost 50% ever since he went on tour with Paul Rodgers as Queen.

- Would that be a natural consequence of his insanity that's been getting worse in the past few years?

No

- Would they change Queen's name, as Brian May's hair is the most essential element in the band?

Yes. He would insist on changing it to the Bald May Band. His hair, however, would go on tour as Queen along with Rogers' tiger skin trousers, Freddie's half mic stand and John's flying bass (from Knebworth).

- Would you count up to infinite twice before actually believing it?

I will tell you when I get there.

- Would you only believe it after asking for a BigMac at Burger's King and getting it?

Some people who work at BK are so stupid that they would give you a BigMac. Some other people who also work at BK would just assume you are as thick as shit and give you a BK version instead.

You are breaking my balls.

Actually, if you look closely, he's already pretty thin, hair wise. Give it a couple of years and he'll be completely bald. Well, he'll have the Michael Bolton look.

no Brian dont get rid of your man please.

all of the above. lol. he couldnt cut his hair....it would destroy the image of Queen as we know it. Just imagining it makes me queasy.

its not really his hair anyway,he alternates ownership every other day with Anita.

your a tosser.