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Mr and Mrs Patterson can shove their show up their arses...
Nothing matters when knowing nothing matters;; It's just life so keep dancing through;;
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]it had to happen after seeing Kylie on the Brits last night and chatting about her on MSN afterwards but did she have to be in every single dream i had last night?
ive woken up a physical wreck![/QUOTE]

*laughs at image in her head*
Between that and he playboy sheets I'll bet you didn't get much sleep
Formerly MHG
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]it had to happen after seeing Kylie on the Brits last night and chatting about her on MSN afterwards but did she have to be in every single dream i had last night?
ive woken up a physical wreck![/QUOTE]

*laughs at image in her head*
Between that and he playboy sheets I'll bet you didn't get much sleep[/QUOTE]

ssh,you tell everyone about my Playboy bed linen and all my harem will get too excitable and im running low on blue pills lol
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Sparrow wrote: [/QUOTENAME]did amy make it to the brit awards? hehe XD[/QUOTE]

And if she did... did she realise where she was? xD[/QUOTE]

She and Paul McCartney was the only fucking celebs who didn't want to walk the red carpet where I was. :@ And I REALLY wanted to meet Paul. :@ My best friend is obsessed with Amy, so she was gutted. But hey, we met the rest of the celebs. I think seeing Ozzy and his family was my highlight. :D

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There is a quiz on the Dutch radio here, in which they have to guess what Ozzy says. Could you understand him? xD[/QUOTE]

Amy sounded and looked good once she got over her emotions at the beginning of Valerie.she definately looked on the road to recovery.

i dont think even Ozzy knows what he's saying any more, but the highlights were Sharon telling vic reeves to piss off live on tv and also the bit when the producers slurred her speech to sound like Joey Deacon when she slagged off Simon Cowell.
definately a Mastercard moment-priceless! :-][/QUOTE]


i love her version of valerie :)

i hear she was over emotional because she found out her husband was selling her signed photos for herione money. how sick and sad. he pretended to be clean for her. one would think hed be a decent guy and clean up his act for her instead of banking on her fame. ugh i hope she divorces him.

im proud of her for cleaning up. she looks great now. her skin looks beautiful!

jess how did you get access to those award shows?
why pay the visit when the visit is free? "this shitty guitar wont play what i want! it only knows three chords!"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]it had to happen after seeing Kylie on the Brits last night and chatting about her on MSN afterwards but did she have to be in every single dream i had last night?
ive woken up a physical wreck![/QUOTE]

*laughs at image in her head*
Between that and he playboy sheets I'll bet you didn't get much sleep[/QUOTE]

ssh,you tell everyone about my Playboy bed linen and all my harem will get too excitable and im running low on blue pills lol[/QUOTE]

**clamps hands over mouth** I'm sorry, Harem Master!!! I will spill no other secrets about you and your living environment! I promise!! Do forgive me!!!
**begs forgiveness**
Formerly MHG
"jess how did you get access to those award shows?"

Connections and contacts, my dear!
May George W. Bush drink the blood of every Iraqi woman and child.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT! [/QUOTENAME] [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheBananamanPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]it had to happen after seeing Kylie on the Brits last night and chatting about her on MSN afterwards but did she have to be in every single dream i had last night?
ive woken up a physical wreck![/QUOTE]

*laughs at image in her head*
Between that and he playboy sheets I'll bet you didn't get much sleep[/QUOTE]

ssh,you tell everyone about my Playboy bed linen and all my harem will get too excitable and im running low on blue pills lol[/QUOTE]

**clamps hands over mouth** I'm sorry, Harem Master!!! I will spill no other secrets about you and your living environment! I promise!! Do forgive me!!!
**begs forgiveness**[/QUOTE]

you are forgiven*wink*
thankfully you didnt mention the M & S room i have with Mylene Klass tied up and covered in strawberries and cream..
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]May George W. Bush drink the blood of every Iraqi woman and child.[/QUOTE]

well,theres enough of it on his hands so he may as well drink it too
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
Woo. I'm seeing Noel Fielding at The Royal Albert Hall.

I'm at work. It's amazing. I can't go on Facebook though, sad times.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Woo. I'm seeing Noel Fielding at The Royal Albert Hall.

I'm at work. It's amazing. I can't go on Facebook though, sad times. [/QUOTE]

I know about that! Say hi to Brian for me! He lives near there. :D

And I messaged you on Facebook yesterday.
I have a Tchaikovsky waltz stuck in my head.
Back whenever
It's my bday!
Crazy Little Thing Called Love....
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=black>@ndy<font color=red>38 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]It's my bday![/QUOTE]

Oh man, that's great!

Happy Birthday Andy!!!!! :D

Got anything planned? :)
Thank you!

Well if i wasn't so hungover from the night before i would plan something...kinda chose last night to celebrate it.

Might go to the cinema or something, but that involves moving, too damn hungover to move!
Crazy Little Thing Called Love....