[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]fatty wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If you want to kill yourself then that's entirely up to you. What you might not have taken into consideration is the effect your suicide might have on other people. First of all there's your friends and family. The death of a loved one is a horrific enough experience but when that loved one has actually taken their own life it makes matters a thousand times worse.
Here's what I suggest. Try and spend the next 89 days getting on as many people's tits as you can. Be obnoxious, sarcastic and as downright nasty to everyone who comes into contact with you. Grind your teeth (that always annoys the fuck out me) offer to make people a cup of tea or coffee and put the wrong amount of sugar in it. Promise your dad that you'll tape the football and switch it off ten minutes before full time. Go to the pictures with your mobile switched on and get someone to phone you at regular intervals.
By following these simple instructions you'll ensure that when you do kill yourself three months from now, most of the folks who know you might actually be glad to hear you're dead. It just saves people a lot of grief in the long run.

Wishing you the best of luck at what must be a difficult time.

fatty[/QUOTE]

Doubt she will read your message fatty. ;)[/QUOTE]

I see. It's a link to the looney's blog. I actually thought it was your good self who wrote this. And there's me trying to be helpful.

Apologies Fairy King (good lord the name should have been a bit of a give away that you're not even a female)

fatty.[/QUOTE]

That's ok fatty. :)