Moses was on the pipe

According to this researcher

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/od_afp/israelreligionoffbeat;_ylt=Aj6coA8FujBHrL.kODEZFbMDW7oF

Now we know what the other 5 commandments are:

XI THOU SHALT ROLL A JOINT PROPERLY
XII THOU SHALT TAKE A PUFF AND BE JOLLY
XIII THOU SHALT BE PREPARED FOR THE MUNCHIES
XIV THOU SHALT PASS THE DUTCH
XV THOU SHALT LEGALIZE IT

he probably smoked DMT

And dont forget, when he went up that mountain God gave him a huge tablet after which he made a profit.....

... oh wait.... I meant he was made prophet. Damn.

Now we know what kind of tree was that burning bush made of.

probably helped him design the first ever motorbike..

"Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the land"

and also helped him with his elasticated skin..

"Moses tied his ass to the tree 30 miles outside Jerusalem and walked there in"

LOL! this comes up about the Gnostics every so often

This is fantastic. I just did a very daring thing and forwarded the article to my overtly religious parents. They'll no doubt dismiss it the information in it, though, because the researcher himself has experimented with drugs.

Yeah, right... like this is news.

*laughs*

I saw this yesterday. Great commandments Jingles!! :-D

Hahah, I saw that on the news this morning.

Ironically the researcher admitted that he'd had this epiphany, if you will, while he himself was trippin' on acid. Or on some drug of the sort. xD

get away from my face.

Since is all religion is bullshit anyway

there was only one god - Freddie

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Since is all religion is bullshit anyway

there was only one god - Freddie[/QUOTE]

this guy knows, listen to him

Freddie isn't a god. He's just dead.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie isn't a god. He's just dead.[/QUOTE]

who are u to say that
hes alive in his music forever