Need your leg fixed? How about a new anus instead...

A GERMAN pensioner is taking a hospital to court after she turned up for a leg operation - and got a new anus instead.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital - although she still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23401962-5012895,00.html

Modern medical science ftw.

I didn't even know you could DO that. Put me down for one.

Oh wow.....
that is absolutely insane! She definitely should sue. It seems to be a bit of a problem lately; I heard on the news this morning about a woman in the US who had a kidney tumor and they were going to remove it, but they took out her healthy kidney instead!

Why on earth you haven't been banned for coming back (again) is beyond me.

...... Oh. He's gone. Haha, carry on.

Carry on up the Khyber
heeheehee

Oh, man, that really sucks. :O

I would definietly sue too.

It would be one thing if they fixed the leg and threw in a new anus for free, but... ;-P

Hahaha.

That's an actual amazing story.

Makes me wonder....if she has to fart which hole does it come from? Also...during anal sex which hole? I'd be like which one? top? bottom? the bottomer?

How do you fill this one out on organ donor cards? I've just decided that if my anus can save a life, then I'd like that chance.

So, what? Do I write 'ass donor'?

Stupid doctors. When I become one, I won't make mistakes like these. Doctors are people we should trust, not people we can't trust. These types of doctors are ones that put me to shame sometimes. I am sometimes embarrassed to say that I want to be one. I can't believe this, although I have heard stories like this one.
These doctors piss the hell out of me!
I promise I won't do anything like this. I will make the world better or at least I'll try :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How do you fill this one out on organ donor cards? I've just decided that if my anus can save a life, then I'd like that chance.

So, what? Do I write 'ass donor'?[/QUOTE]

just glue your photo to the card, they'll figure the rest out.
hahaha

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hahaha.

That's an actual amazing story.

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Life's still a dream
Your love's amazing
Since I found you
My life's amazing

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Danny wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

just glue your photo to the card, they'll figure the rest out.
hahaha
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Yaaaaawn.

Someone ban this pervert again, please.