The best spam email I've ever received

I've received my share of fabulous spam emails but this one I think takes the cake. Please read on and share your prime spam too!

Hello my friend!!!
How are you?
I hope that this day is fine for you. And you to have good day today.
I understand, that is strange to receive such letter, but I hope that it will be interesting to you.
My name is Oksana. To me 26 years, but already on April, 5th will be 27.
I the woman from Poland, and now live and I work in Warsaw.
It is fine and beautiful city, with the culture and history.
I work as the manager on sale of home appliances, and I shall have very soon holiday from work for 1,5 months.
I wish to lead this holiday on travel.
The matter is that I should have holiday with my girlfriend and fly to the USA.
Already on following weeks, we should receive visas, and all is ready with tickets.
But my girlfriend, has problems with health now, and it cannot simply fly.
But I do not wish to lose an opportunity to visit the USA.
And consequently I write to you the letter.
If you would like to meet the woman for love?
I for you!!! :)
I wish to arrive to your country, but I to not have whom in your country................ I have no friends................. I have no
relatives and consequently I write to you.
I want that you could meet me and show your great country.................. I heard about the USA much,
and I wish to see your country.
Please to make my dream real. :)
I ask you if my letter to interest you, write to me.
And I shall be very glad to send you my photo.
And to have a meeting with you in the future.
I really beautiful woman, and you will see me.

Here my basic e-mail: oksanich777@mail15.com

Write to me soon..................... Probably it is our destiny.
Oksana.

P.S My heart really to want love and family happiness.

Haha! Very amusing!

I once got spam from someone claiming to be a hot chick from Texas, inviting me to her party.
Funny, I live across the Atlantic from her.

Oh, and she linked to nude pictures.

Perv.

Don't do it, Lisser. She already has a girlfriend and I don't think you need the emotional baggage right now.

Just looking out for your best interests.

This is awesome

I'm going to reply back.

Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.[/QUOTE]


My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Maz wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Don't do it, Lisser. She already has a girlfriend and I don't think you need the emotional baggage right now.

Just looking out for your best interests.[/QUOTE]

Thanks girl, I know you always have my back. Lord knows I can't handle another Polish chick jockin me, ya know? Fur real doe.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME]on April, 5th will be 27.[/QUOTE]

I know one idiot that's going to be 18 on exactly the same day.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Janet wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.[/QUOTE]


My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month![/QUOTE]
yes. and that's the just the one's he tells YOU about lol

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Janet wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=FF9900>Mr Mercury</font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Just wait till you get the emails from someone who gives you the sob story about how their father, the head of some bullshit business was murdered and they want your help to deposit $90,000,000 into your account. They usually come from Ghana. Of course its all bullshit and they are only phishing for your details, etc.[/QUOTE]


My husband gets 3 or 4 of those a month![/QUOTE]
yes. and that's the just the one's he tells YOU about lol [/QUOTE]

But HOW do they KNOW I need a penal extension?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]John S Stuart wrote: [/QUOTENAME]But HOW do they KNOW I need a penal extension?[/QUOTE]

LMAO!

I got a spam mail for goat Viagra. Too bad I don't own a goat!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This is awesome

I'm going to reply back.[/QUOTE]

I saw her first you twat!!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lisser wrote: [/QUOTENAME]on April, 5th will be 27.[/QUOTE]

I know one idiot that's going to be 18 on exactly the same day.[/QUOTE]
Congrats in advance.... you idiot (he, your own words). xD

Wow, that was confusing. Funny as hell though!

I had this old email account that got hacked by Nigerians, and they sent me an email to my other account to tell me that I was stranded in Nigeria and needed to send myself $700 for a plane ticket home. It was weird on so many levels