Embarrassing facts

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]- I am secretly having an affair with my left hand. My right hand has suspected us for years, making it insanely jealous, and while I sleep it tries to kill my left hand.[/QUOTE]

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I despise the sunlight and warm weather. ;D

I'm a Clay Aiken fan, and I've been to more than 10 of his concerts.

I sat through a whole Treasure Moment song once.

I have a little voice in my head that calls me "darling" when I am doing boring little things - like hanging up clothing in the closet. I grab an empty hanger: "OK, darling."

I am afraid of check-out people in the store. Anyone behind a counter scares me.

I blush very easily and I always worry people will think things of me that are not true.

I am afraid of dinner parties or any other occasion where I am stuck at a table and cannot get up and walk away.

OK, that is enough. Ha. This is very therapeutic. Oh, and I can't spell very well. I had to look up therapeutic.

I'm drunk and this thread is just AWESOME!!!

That is all.

Oh, embarrassing fact, let's see. Um, my monitor is flanked by a bottle of foot spray and a bottle of bourbon. Both about half full.

hm....
i know..

i smell stuff.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]7.) I like walking around naked when I'm home alone.[/QUOTE]

It would appear we share something in common. ;)

-I have humped a pillow before -- in front of my girlfriend.

-I'm afraid to do anything sexual while listening to Queen. It's just too religious.

-I was given head in the parking lot of a church once -- I think God might hate me for it. But I can't see how it was my fault; I was the one being raped!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Lester Burnham wrote: [/QUOTENAME]- I am secretly having an affair with my left hand. My right hand has suspected us for years, making it insanely jealous, and while I sleep it tries to kill my left hand.[/QUOTE]

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Why don't you beat off with both hands, just to make everybody happy?

I once masturbated in my grandmother's bathroom.

I came all over the place.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I once masturbated in my grandmother's bathroom.

I came all over the place.[/QUOTE]

AHHH YEAHH!! DROPPIN' LOADS ALL OVER GRANDMA'S BATHROOM!!

I guess she's pregnant now?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Foreskin cocks rule.

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NO they do not.

And these facts aren't embarrassing at all!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Not many of these are really embarrassing facts, are they? Smoking isn't an embarrassing fact, I don't go bright red whenever I light up a cigarette. Being obsessed with sex isn't an embarrassing fact, unless you're off your face and try and dry hump your dad.
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For some are. I'm embarrassed to smoke in front of my parents or some family friends :)