If I were Brian May's wife....

i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!!
Girls, what about you?

if you were brian's wife,
...you'd do music without knowing how to sing
...you'd have played a soap opera.
...
do you really want to imagine that ?

Some people REALLY need some real life

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]pittrek wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Some people REALLY need some real life[/QUOTE]

C'mon, bro, wouldn't you like to be Delilah or Cameron Deacon...

isn't delilah some kind of dead ?

If I were Brian May's wife I'd probably cum every night.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Barbie Jupiter wrote: [/QUOTENAME]i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!!
Girls, what about you?[/QUOTE]

I have no idea what that is.

Anyway, this is a great thread!!! If I were Brian's wife, I would:

1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.

2. Offer to iron his novelty shirts and then accidently burn them with the iron.

3. Ask for Roger's phone number so I could call him up and go hang out with him if necessary (he probably has more fun). Ask for Anita's number so I could call her up and complain about Brian (just kidding - I am assuming we are imagining in this thread that Anita never met Brian).

4. Never ever ever ever go on stage with him.

5. Get him to throw out all those boring telescopes and stereo images and such.

6. Use his credit card for all my travel expenses.

7. Secretly record his practice sessions and leak them to Queenzone. Well, maybe not. That would be too sneaky.

8. Do all those fun London-type activities.

9. Invite Greg Brooks over for dinner each night (poor Greg; he works so hard).

10. Fly Queenzoners to concerts for free on private jets. Hey, when you are lucky and rich, you have to find ways of "giving back".

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If I were Brian May's wife I'd probably cum every night.[/QUOTE]
Hey ! Zebonka uses his old nick again :)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]pittrek wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If I were Brian May's wife I'd probably cum every night.[/QUOTE]
Hey ! Zebonka uses his old nick again :)[/QUOTE]

YAY. It wasn't the same without the ZEBONKA12 name!!!! :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donna13 wrote:

Anyway, this is a great thread!!! If I were Brian's wife, I would:

1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.
4. Never ever ever ever go on stage with him.

5. Get him to throw out all those boring telescopes and stereo images and such.

10. Fly Queenzoners to concerts for free on private jets. Hey, when you are lucky and rich, you have to find ways of "giving back".[/QUOTE]

wow!!! thank you for your answerXD it was really interesting to read it!!!
AHaha you don't know "Worms"? It's a comp game. Very entertaining.
Wahaha yeah he is bloody tall!! I think i would feel even uncomfotable near him, cuz i'm very short. AHahaha sercetly record his rehearsals...XD Ahaha yeah that is surely what i will do, too!! And of course i will constantly be recording lot of stuff. Not only all family holidays, but some very persoanl stuff. F.ex. how he brushes teeth. Or is just after shower with wet hair and dryes them:]
ANd if i were his were, i would NEVER EVER leave him!!! I cannot believe how any woman could jsut ship off such husband. Anita is really a mystery to meXD Not considering he's a Queen guitarist, what a PERFECT MATERIAL for husband he is, girls, tell me?!..XD
Yeah i would do some "charity" stuff for fans:] Maybe i'd talk to him about slightly reducing prices of his guitars and guitar-device.XD
Yeah never would go on stage with him, too!!!

Wahh!! I know what else would i do. I would sercetly search in his drawers for sort of diaries and find out about his first loves, first dumbs you know??
And i would insist on visiting John Deacon on some holiday. Uhhh!!!

I wish I were Brian's wife. I've always fancied myself as a woman.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Barbie Jupiter wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donna13 wrote:

Anyway, this is a great thread!!! If I were Brian's wife, I would:

1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.
4. Never ever ever ever go on stage with him.

5. Get him to throw out all those boring telescopes and stereo images and such.

10. Fly Queenzoners to concerts for free on private jets. Hey, when you are lucky and rich, you have to find ways of "giving back".[/QUOTE]

wow!!! thank you for your answerXD it was really interesting to read it!!!
AHaha you don't know "Worms"? It's a comp game. Very entertaining.
Wahaha yeah he is bloody tall!! I think i would feel even uncomfotable near him, cuz i'm very short. AHahaha sercetly record his rehearsals...XD Ahaha yeah that is surely what i will do, too!! And of course i will constantly be recording lot of stuff. Not only all family holidays, but some very persoanl stuff. F.ex. how he brushes teeth. Or is just after shower with wet hair and dryes them:]
ANd if i were his were, i would NEVER EVER leave him!!! I cannot believe how any woman could jsut ship off such husband. Anita is really a mystery to meXD Not considering he's a Queen guitarist, what a PERFECT MATERIAL for husband he is, girls, tell me?!..XD
Yeah i would do some "charity" stuff for fans:] Maybe i'd talk to him about slightly reducing prices of his guitars and guitar-device.XD
Yeah never would go on stage with him, too!!!

Wahh!! I know what else would i do. I would sercetly search in his drawers for sort of diaries and find out about his first loves, first dumbs you know??
And i would insist on visiting John Deacon on some holiday. Uhhh!!!
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Gosh! Those are some ideas you have. But I think that it would be unusual for a man his age to keep diaries of first loves in his drawers. But you never know. I can't say I would like to watch him brush his teeth, unless he had one of those WWRY tooth brushes (just kidding) - or can those only be heard by people who are doing the brushing? The wet hair thing. Hmm. I don't know. Maybe. I never considered that he ever used the bathroom or took showers or brushed his teeth. You know? Good luck with the John Deacon thing (haha). I'm sure that would be interesting. Oh, and don't worry about Anita. She must know what she is doing or she wouldn't have him as her husband. Right? She must be the perfect one for him if he chose her.

[QUOTE]
ANd if i were his were, i would NEVER EVER leave him!!! I cannot believe how any woman could jsut ship off such husband. Anita is really a mystery to meXD Not considering he's a Queen guitarist, what a PERFECT MATERIAL for husband he is, girls, tell me?!
[/QUOTE]

Perfect husband material? He was banging the hell out of Anita's hairy vagina, while he was married to his previous, and more attractive, wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

I think it's okay if you do go out to strip clubs though and get lap dances (there's much worse things going on at Queen parties when Freddie was alive), so I think John is actually the most perfect husband out of all the men in Queen.

Roger got bored with every woman he was with. Each time he gets a new gal, they get younger and younger!

And Freddie thought it was okay for him to cheat on his boyfriends, but not okay for them to do the same. (Must be part of his religion, haha, he's the man with many 'wives')

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]! Jake ! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]


Perfect husband material? He was banging the hell out of Anita's hairy vagina, while he was married to his previous, and more attractive, wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
[/QUOTE]

What if his other wife was a controlling bitch who was witholding sex and insulting him every time he entered the room?
Besides, if being 'more attractive' is a sound basis for a relationship, then what the hell are you doing lecturing anybody?

All I'm saying, really, is that you're hardly a couples therapist. Hardly one qualified to properly analyse famous people, at any rate.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donna13 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]If I were Brian's wife, I would:

1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.[/QUOTE]... isn't he just THREE years older...?