Hi all,
I've been thinking how to improve the lyrics to C-Lebrity, so I came up with an alternative version which would include all three members of the band taking part singing. I hope you like it and come up with a version of your own.
Roger:
My name's Roger, I drum for Queen
Biggest chip on shoulder the world's ever seen
I hate nice haircuts, I hate Rosanne Bar
I hate everybody, i just love my car
I've been gettin'
Some weight around my waist
I'm old but fame is sweet
I just need one final taste
It's okay for me, to be on TV
Everybody else, they're a c-lebrity
Brian:
Have a nice day, I'm Dr May
I like the fact Paul is not gay
He is my hero, oh can't you see
He is as macho as I wanted to be
But I've been tellin' bullshit to press
That Paul could impress a guy in a dress
I played with such schmucks that it was obscene
I still had the nerve to keep the name Queen
I nicked my riff from Tenacious D
Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity
Paul:
My name is Paul, they say I'm a bore
But I had a hit in 1974
And then I flopped with four good bands thus far
They say I'm jinxed like James Dean's ol' car
I've been stealin'
From Muddy and Sonny
I'm stealin' Freddie's act
I'm in it for the money
Before I die, gotta get more mone-y
Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity
P-Staker