An open offer to John Deacon

Mr. Deacon, I want to make you a very special offer. In exchange for a 5 minute interview (your choice.. phone, video conference, whatever) with me, I will pay you the sum of $25 U.S. dollars! You will not find another offer like this anywhere, I assure you.

I wish to ask a few things such as:

- What are your true thoughts on the way Queen has conducted themselves since your retirement?
- Do you actually visit strip bars?
- What would it take to get you back in the studio or on tour?

I hope you will take my offer under consideration and contact me at insanejeff@gmail.com with your decision. Thanks!

*please attach a current photo and hold up a sign saying "It's really me Jeffrey" as proof of identity

1) John Deacon wouldn't for 25USD even scratch his ass
2) People like you are the reason for his retirement - LEAVE THE MAN ALONE

Well jeff,Nice try.
But the only Queen member who ever takes a look here is Brian.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Deacon Fan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mr. Deacon, I want to make you a very special offer. In exchange for a 5 minute interview (your choice.. phone, video conference, whatever) with me, I will pay you the sum of $25 U.S. dollars! You will not find another offer like this anywhere, I assure you.
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This reminds me of when Lorne Michaels was doing his schtick on Saturday Night Live about reuniting the Beatles. :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]beautifulsoup wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This reminds me of when Lorne Michaels was doing his schtick on Saturday Night Live about reuniting the Beatles. :D[/QUOTE]

Wasn't it $3000 he offered them? They could divide it equally or give less to Ringo...their choice. ;-)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]innuendo1990 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well jeff,Nice try.
But the only Queen member who ever takes a look here is Brian.[/QUOTE]

Not true! Why, I spoke with Freddie just the other day via PM. Very friendly guy.

In all seriousness, I believe I read once that John Deacon used to lurk and occasionally post here under the name "The New Opposition" or something to that effect.

Why whould he do that?
its strange...........But if he do post here why isnt he thinking al those kind QZers that want me back on tour.
Im going to tour 1 last time with them as a farewell.

Fuck you John Deacon.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]innuendo1990 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why whould he do that?
its strange...........But if he do post here why isnt he thinking al those kind QZers that want me back on tour.
Im going to tour 1 last time with them as a farewell.[/QUOTE]

Because he's still busy swimming in the pool he filled with royalty monies from the last tour.

the zone has had a visit or two in the past from
a certain retired one.....

..those were the days of our zone...

I can't see any reason why you shouldn't get a reply, espescially with the level of intelligence involved in the questions, i.e Q2, which I'm sure he would be more than happy to answer. Keep checking that inbox!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]iron eagle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]the zone has had a visit or two in the past from
a certain retired one.....
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Can't blame him for not returning...;-)

hum... 25 bucks ?
i add 97 cents.
:-D
makes a total of 25,97 US$
more offers ?

I wonder if he listens to the fans' covers?