BBC weathermen:
they have NEVER got the forecast for Cornwall right.last night David Braine said that i would wake up to nice warm temperatures and a blue sky.he's wrong on both accounts :-[
oh,and while im on the subject of the BBC...
my BIGGEST 'pet peeeve/hates' has got to be the 'tv licence'.i absolutely begrudge paying for something so out of date as a 'tax' to watch tv.the BBC should get its funding elsewhere and not out of my pocket [£12 a month or prison].
this will be the first thing to go when i come to power in this country!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]BBC weathermen:
they have NEVER got the forecast for Cornwall right.last night David Braine said that i would wake up to nice warm temperatures and a blue sky.he's wrong on both accounts :-[
oh,and while im on the subject of the BBC...
my BIGGEST 'pet peeeve/hates' has got to be the 'tv licence'.i absolutely begrudge paying for something so out of date as a 'tax' to watch tv.the BBC should get its funding elsewhere and not out of my pocket [£12 a month or prison].
this will be the first thing to go when i come to power in this country![/QUOTE]
When you come to power in the UK? HEAVEN FORBID THAT SHOULD EVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
they have NEVER got the forecast for Cornwall right.last night David Braine said that i would wake up to nice warm temperatures and a blue sky.he's wrong on both accounts :-[
oh,and while im on the subject of the BBC...
my BIGGEST 'pet peeeve/hates' has got to be the 'tv licence'.i absolutely begrudge paying for something so out of date as a 'tax' to watch tv.the BBC should get its funding elsewhere and not out of my pocket [£12 a month or prison].
this will be the first thing to go when i come to power in this country![/QUOTE]
When you come to power in the UK? HEAVEN FORBID THAT SHOULD EVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
Being forever shackled to the role of 'close male friend who won't ever make an unwelcome advance'.
3rd time in a row. I don't know for sure, yet, but I'm getting the vague feeling.
3rd time in a row. I don't know for sure, yet, but I'm getting the vague feeling.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]MasterHistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]BBC weathermen:
they have NEVER got the forecast for Cornwall right.last night David Braine said that i would wake up to nice warm temperatures and a blue sky.he's wrong on both accounts :-[
oh,and while im on the subject of the BBC...
my BIGGEST 'pet peeeve/hates' has got to be the 'tv licence'.i absolutely begrudge paying for something so out of date as a 'tax' to watch tv.the BBC should get its funding elsewhere and not out of my pocket [£12 a month or prison].
this will be the first thing to go when i come to power in this country![/QUOTE]
When you come to power in the UK? HEAVEN FORBID THAT SHOULD EVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
who could resist my natural charm and electable wit.plus i couldnt be any worse than the gurning scottish twat thats in power at the moment..
my slogan could be
"a pirate in Downing Street? youve had one there for years and this one wont rob you blind"
they have NEVER got the forecast for Cornwall right.last night David Braine said that i would wake up to nice warm temperatures and a blue sky.he's wrong on both accounts :-[
oh,and while im on the subject of the BBC...
my BIGGEST 'pet peeeve/hates' has got to be the 'tv licence'.i absolutely begrudge paying for something so out of date as a 'tax' to watch tv.the BBC should get its funding elsewhere and not out of my pocket [£12 a month or prison].
this will be the first thing to go when i come to power in this country![/QUOTE]
When you come to power in the UK? HEAVEN FORBID THAT SHOULD EVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
who could resist my natural charm and electable wit.plus i couldnt be any worse than the gurning scottish twat thats in power at the moment..
my slogan could be
"a pirate in Downing Street? youve had one there for years and this one wont rob you blind"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]
My ABSOLUTE pet peeve is people who:
A) Pop gum! Gawwwwwwd, why does the entire world need to know you can blow a bubble?!?
B) Slurp soda cans!! Gah!!! Just drink it!!
C) Slurp soup or other liquid from a spoon. C'mon, man!! My father told me how unruly it was when I was 8!!!
Love the topic, YV!
A) Pop gum! Gawwwwwwd, why does the entire world need to know you can blow a bubble?!?
B) Slurp soda cans!! Gah!!! Just drink it!!
C) Slurp soup or other liquid from a spoon. C'mon, man!! My father told me how unruly it was when I was 8!!!
Love the topic, YV!
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]
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I'm bored, so I'm bumping this. With a pet hate or two.
People who pointlessly ask "Are you in the queue?" when people clearly aren't.
Yes, the fact that there are 8 toilets and only one is taken obviously means I'm in the queue. Also, the fact that I'm not stood anywhere near were such a queue would be formed and am, clearly washing my hands means I am definitely in the queue, no doubt. Use your initiative. If I'm stupid enough to queue for toilets with no one in them I obviously deserve to be pushed in front of anyway.
Secondly, people who do not understand cheese cutting etiquette. You have to maintain the triangular shape and cut it to a point, therefore everybody has their fair share of rind. People who don't do this or abide by this are rubbish and off my Christmas card list.
Thirdly, People who make comments about what other people are eating "Eww, what IS that? How can you eat that?" Well, I can, clearly, so button up.
And finally, Celebrities who decide to write children's storybooks.
It's like saying "I'm running out of money, I don't have the brain capacity to write a compelling book for adults, but I am a bit simple, therefore, I can write short one syllable word stories that children will enjoy and because I'm a celebrtiy people will buy it."
And I'm done, for the moment.
People who pointlessly ask "Are you in the queue?" when people clearly aren't.
Yes, the fact that there are 8 toilets and only one is taken obviously means I'm in the queue. Also, the fact that I'm not stood anywhere near were such a queue would be formed and am, clearly washing my hands means I am definitely in the queue, no doubt. Use your initiative. If I'm stupid enough to queue for toilets with no one in them I obviously deserve to be pushed in front of anyway.
Secondly, people who do not understand cheese cutting etiquette. You have to maintain the triangular shape and cut it to a point, therefore everybody has their fair share of rind. People who don't do this or abide by this are rubbish and off my Christmas card list.
Thirdly, People who make comments about what other people are eating "Eww, what IS that? How can you eat that?" Well, I can, clearly, so button up.
And finally, Celebrities who decide to write children's storybooks.
It's like saying "I'm running out of money, I don't have the brain capacity to write a compelling book for adults, but I am a bit simple, therefore, I can write short one syllable word stories that children will enjoy and because I'm a celebrtiy people will buy it."
And I'm done, for the moment.
People with those futuristic things in their ear, so that they can talk on their mobile phone without holding it or something. Usually it has a bright blue light shining out of the front.
What is the point?
What is so fucking IMPORTANT that you have to wear this stupid fucking cybernetic implant just to use a Goddamn phone?
I mean, I like living in "The Future" but some inventions are too pointless to be justified.
What is the point?
What is so fucking IMPORTANT that you have to wear this stupid fucking cybernetic implant just to use a Goddamn phone?
I mean, I like living in "The Future" but some inventions are too pointless to be justified.
I hate when I crack my neck or something and my friends, etc. say "Oh my God, didn't that hurt?!"
If it hurt I wouldn't do it. Idiot.
Even more annoying is when people try to give me health lessons on it.
"You know that's bad for you, right?"
"You know you're wearing away at your ligaments, right?"
"You know that causes strokes, right?"
"You know people have broken their necks doing that, right?"
Asshole, of course I know about the risks. So do fucking smokers. I choose to do it. Leave me alone. XD
I don't think it would matter to any of them anyway, if my ligaments decided to unravel like a roll of Christmas ribbon.
If it hurt I wouldn't do it. Idiot.
Even more annoying is when people try to give me health lessons on it.
"You know that's bad for you, right?"
"You know you're wearing away at your ligaments, right?"
"You know that causes strokes, right?"
"You know people have broken their necks doing that, right?"
Asshole, of course I know about the risks. So do fucking smokers. I choose to do it. Leave me alone. XD
I don't think it would matter to any of them anyway, if my ligaments decided to unravel like a roll of Christmas ribbon.
when things get caught under my fingernails...
actually thats just something that freaks me out XD
i hate it when people dont stop when you tell them to....and you have to result to violence to get them to stop.
actually thats just something that freaks me out XD
i hate it when people dont stop when you tell them to....and you have to result to violence to get them to stop.
MY PET PEEVES
* WORK
1) Homeless customers who literally smell like either stale urine, feces, or both - I can't help but feel sorry for customers who have to stand next to them in line until they get to the front of line
2a) People trying to get free refills on coffee/pop with a cup that they stole from one of the tables, and without a receipt on hand
2b) Certain people who love to argue with me over the policies regarding refills and/or double-cupping coffees, despite the fact they know I'm in the right. Usually mental seniors or very drunk people
3) People asking for way more condiments than they should need (who needs 6+ small mayonnaise packets for one set of medium fries, really??)
4) VERY impatient customers. It pisses me off when you say right away after paying for an order "I'm in a rush, so hurry please".
CLEARLY, IF YOU ARE IN A RUSH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ELSEWHERE THAT DOESN'T HAVE A LONG LINE-UP, FUCKTARDS. NOT WORTH MY TIME HAVING TO GET BITCHED AT COS YOU CAN'T MANAGE YOUR OWN TIME PROPERLY.
* TRANSIT (CITY BUS)
1) People who chat VERY loud. Usually junior high students.
2) Drunks. Need say no more.
3) People who listen to iPods very loud with an annoying preference for a extremely high treble boost, combined with $1 store earbuds.
4) Bus drivers who arrive and leave (or pass by) bus stops 1-2 minutes early, before they are supposed to arrive per the schedule!
* OTHERS / MISC
1) Overly obese/senior women who feel they must dress "sexy", or wear low cut shirts.
Three words: DO NOT WANT
2) Extremely rude, uncouth children
3) Having to get up early
4) Treasure Moment
5) People who don't listen to me when I try to tell them how to solve problems or fix things, even when I definitely know they don't know how to do it right
....that's it for now
* WORK
1) Homeless customers who literally smell like either stale urine, feces, or both - I can't help but feel sorry for customers who have to stand next to them in line until they get to the front of line
2a) People trying to get free refills on coffee/pop with a cup that they stole from one of the tables, and without a receipt on hand
2b) Certain people who love to argue with me over the policies regarding refills and/or double-cupping coffees, despite the fact they know I'm in the right. Usually mental seniors or very drunk people
3) People asking for way more condiments than they should need (who needs 6+ small mayonnaise packets for one set of medium fries, really??)
4) VERY impatient customers. It pisses me off when you say right away after paying for an order "I'm in a rush, so hurry please".
CLEARLY, IF YOU ARE IN A RUSH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ELSEWHERE THAT DOESN'T HAVE A LONG LINE-UP, FUCKTARDS. NOT WORTH MY TIME HAVING TO GET BITCHED AT COS YOU CAN'T MANAGE YOUR OWN TIME PROPERLY.
* TRANSIT (CITY BUS)
1) People who chat VERY loud. Usually junior high students.
2) Drunks. Need say no more.
3) People who listen to iPods very loud with an annoying preference for a extremely high treble boost, combined with $1 store earbuds.
4) Bus drivers who arrive and leave (or pass by) bus stops 1-2 minutes early, before they are supposed to arrive per the schedule!
* OTHERS / MISC
1) Overly obese/senior women who feel they must dress "sexy", or wear low cut shirts.
Three words: DO NOT WANT
2) Extremely rude, uncouth children
3) Having to get up early
4) Treasure Moment
5) People who don't listen to me when I try to tell them how to solve problems or fix things, even when I definitely know they don't know how to do it right
....that's it for now
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]YourValentine wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I know there is so much misery and hunger in the world, so I should not complain but there are some things which get on my nerves over again
For example
- when I queue at a cash point in the supermarket I ALWAYS pick the one where the service stops as soon as I queue. The minute I picked it you can bet that someone does not remember his credit card number or the computer strikes or they run out of exchange cash.
- when I send an overseas package it ALWAYS weighs 2 or 3 gramms more than the next cheaper category, so I always pay about 4 euros for the 3 gramms
- when I am in a hurry I OFTEN DO NOT REALISE THAT i LOCKED THE CAPS AND i ONLY NOTICE AFTER § LINES BECAUSE i KEEP LOOKING AT THE KEYBOARD BEING SO MUCH IN A HURRY
-when I have to wait for the always-late tram 5 minutes each day but the only time I am a minute late it's already gone!
what are yours?
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This all falls into the great and mighty category of Murphy's Law. Like, when you ride a bicycle, it is always either uphill, against the wind, or, usually, both.
For example
- when I queue at a cash point in the supermarket I ALWAYS pick the one where the service stops as soon as I queue. The minute I picked it you can bet that someone does not remember his credit card number or the computer strikes or they run out of exchange cash.
- when I send an overseas package it ALWAYS weighs 2 or 3 gramms more than the next cheaper category, so I always pay about 4 euros for the 3 gramms
- when I am in a hurry I OFTEN DO NOT REALISE THAT i LOCKED THE CAPS AND i ONLY NOTICE AFTER § LINES BECAUSE i KEEP LOOKING AT THE KEYBOARD BEING SO MUCH IN A HURRY
-when I have to wait for the always-late tram 5 minutes each day but the only time I am a minute late it's already gone!
what are yours?
[/QUOTE]
This all falls into the great and mighty category of Murphy's Law. Like, when you ride a bicycle, it is always either uphill, against the wind, or, usually, both.