Colbert quotes

Well, long time ago, long before the Flood, SirGH, MasterHistoryGirl and me realized that, ideological differences aside, we all liked Colbert's report.

So, I thought about creating a thread for people who like the show to post good quotes by Colbert.

I begin with this one, from 29-5, this year:

"Plus, Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott. Five years ago."

:-)

This is a common one....
"George Bush...great president or the GREATEST president?"