It's the spirits of the afterlife telling you to stop making crap music.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]It's the spirits of the afterlife telling you to stop making crap music.[/QUOTE]
haha funny, you know damn well we make nothing but good stuff :D
haha funny, you know damn well we make nothing but good stuff :D
Mamma Mia! Here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
My my, how can I resist you?
not only is this layer possible but ive just discovered that telepathy is also.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Charlie Brown wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Charlie Brown wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Is this transparent layer coloured or muliti-coloured? Does it produce any kind of sound? Does it produce a scent of any kind?[/QUOTE]
no colour or anything, its just like a layer of water or something its on everything and moving slowly back and forth.[/QUOTE] Other questions have come to mind TM. When did you become aware of this layer? Do you believe the layer is out to do you or other people any harm?[/QUOTE]
I first saw it one year ago but didnt think about it anymore, recently i noticed it again and now i see it everywhere, on all surfaces, walls, floors, roofs etc. I even went outside to see if its there too and sure enough it was the same thing there.
Its really weird, i know 2 persons who also see it. Its nothing frightening or anything like that, its just really weird that it exists and is on all surfaces including people.[/QUOTE] TM if this layer does no harm than it is simply a part of nature like air, water, sunlight. Be at peace with it. Become one with it. Write a song about it. Profit from it by printing ' Dude i'm with the layer ' t-shirts and selling them.
no colour or anything, its just like a layer of water or something its on everything and moving slowly back and forth.[/QUOTE] Other questions have come to mind TM. When did you become aware of this layer? Do you believe the layer is out to do you or other people any harm?[/QUOTE]
I first saw it one year ago but didnt think about it anymore, recently i noticed it again and now i see it everywhere, on all surfaces, walls, floors, roofs etc. I even went outside to see if its there too and sure enough it was the same thing there.
Its really weird, i know 2 persons who also see it. Its nothing frightening or anything like that, its just really weird that it exists and is on all surfaces including people.[/QUOTE] TM if this layer does no harm than it is simply a part of nature like air, water, sunlight. Be at peace with it. Become one with it. Write a song about it. Profit from it by printing ' Dude i'm with the layer ' t-shirts and selling them.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]not only is this layer possible but ive just discovered that telepathy is also.[/QUOTE]
And how did you come across this discovery?
And how did you come across this discovery?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]not only is this layer possible but ive just discovered that telepathy is also.[/QUOTE]
And how did you come across this discovery?[/QUOTE]
after eating mushrooms, im telling you, this thing is sacred.
And how did you come across this discovery?[/QUOTE]
after eating mushrooms, im telling you, this thing is sacred.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]not only is this layer possible but ive just discovered that telepathy is also.[/QUOTE]
And how did you come across this discovery?[/QUOTE]
after eating mushrooms, im telling you, this thing is sacred.[/QUOTE]
Get off the drugs, man.
Stay in school.
And how did you come across this discovery?[/QUOTE]
after eating mushrooms, im telling you, this thing is sacred.[/QUOTE]
Get off the drugs, man.
Stay in school.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]not only is this layer possible but ive just discovered that telepathy is also.[/QUOTE]
And how did you come across this discovery?[/QUOTE]
after eating mushrooms, im telling you, this thing is sacred.[/QUOTE]
Get off the drugs, man.
Stay in school.[/QUOTE]
haha fuck no! school is for brainwashed sheep, natural plants and things like mushroom are the REAL knowledge.
I used to think like you too, that these things were bad and school was good but now i finally realized that ive been living in an illusion.
And how did you come across this discovery?[/QUOTE]
after eating mushrooms, im telling you, this thing is sacred.[/QUOTE]
Get off the drugs, man.
Stay in school.[/QUOTE]
haha fuck no! school is for brainwashed sheep, natural plants and things like mushroom are the REAL knowledge.
I used to think like you too, that these things were bad and school was good but now i finally realized that ive been living in an illusion.
You've been spending too much time on the dark side of the moon...
One fine day in the future, an old and slightly fossilized Treasure Moment dies.
Much to his surprise, even annoyance, it turns out that some part of one or more religions has been correct, or at least not too far off, in assuming things about the afterlife. Seated there, doing his best to look both merciful and commanding at the same time, sits God*.
God: "Well, Treasure Moment, the time has now come to look at your lif...."
TM: "Shut up, you! You non-exsisistant fart! Don't tell me what to do, I'm the most brilliant thing there iz!"
God: "Well look here now! Haven't you got over that childish arrogance yet?"
TM: "Arrogance? I'm the best. FACT!"
God: "Facts don't count up here; only me"
TM: "No. FACT!"
God: "Look here, you little brat! I've had quite enough of you. Be grateful that I'm merciful, I could just as well have been of Odin's temparament**!"
TM: "Who cares? I'm better then you in evry way! You didn't create shhit! You never made music as wonderful as me did!"
God: "Just listen to yourself. Even your English sucks!"
TM: "And whhy should I speek English? You dont own I"
God: "Well, actually..."
TM: "Besides, Freddie Mercurie should be sitting on your chair. He's the best ever"
God: "Interesting. He thinks differently about that. Would you like to ask him?"
TM: "NO! You stoopid asszs! Why would I want to do that? I know what he thinkz a lot betterer than him does!"
God: "What the...?"
TM: "Now get off that chair! The best entitty should be zitting there!"
That, my friends, is the day predicted by ancient Wabbleonian mythology***
* Jahweh, Allah, Zeus, Jupiter, Ahura Mazda, Baron Samedi, Eric Clapton or frankly, whomever you like.
** Apologies to those who selected Odin (Wodan) at the first footnote.
*** The Wabbleonians were an ancient people now totally unknown. Their economy consisted of honest, hardworking tailors who exported hemp-clothing all around the world; honest, hardworking farmers who grew the hemp, and honest, not so hard working priests who smoked all that the tailor's didn't need (meaning mainly the flower-buds) and wrote lengthy prophesies mostly concerning nothing in particular, incessantly giggling and occasionally taking a break for sweet, fat snacks. How the author knows all this is not important. Interestingly, one item of Wabbleonian prophesy has survived, and even more interestingly it's the only one that turned out to be correct: "One bright day in September in the year of the Mad Cow, in the age of the Horny Cricket, God**** will lose his temper and blaspheme the blasphemer into silence."
So be patient; mercy will eventually come.
**** See * and **
Much to his surprise, even annoyance, it turns out that some part of one or more religions has been correct, or at least not too far off, in assuming things about the afterlife. Seated there, doing his best to look both merciful and commanding at the same time, sits God*.
God: "Well, Treasure Moment, the time has now come to look at your lif...."
TM: "Shut up, you! You non-exsisistant fart! Don't tell me what to do, I'm the most brilliant thing there iz!"
God: "Well look here now! Haven't you got over that childish arrogance yet?"
TM: "Arrogance? I'm the best. FACT!"
God: "Facts don't count up here; only me"
TM: "No. FACT!"
God: "Look here, you little brat! I've had quite enough of you. Be grateful that I'm merciful, I could just as well have been of Odin's temparament**!"
TM: "Who cares? I'm better then you in evry way! You didn't create shhit! You never made music as wonderful as me did!"
God: "Just listen to yourself. Even your English sucks!"
TM: "And whhy should I speek English? You dont own I"
God: "Well, actually..."
TM: "Besides, Freddie Mercurie should be sitting on your chair. He's the best ever"
God: "Interesting. He thinks differently about that. Would you like to ask him?"
TM: "NO! You stoopid asszs! Why would I want to do that? I know what he thinkz a lot betterer than him does!"
God: "What the...?"
TM: "Now get off that chair! The best entitty should be zitting there!"
That, my friends, is the day predicted by ancient Wabbleonian mythology***
* Jahweh, Allah, Zeus, Jupiter, Ahura Mazda, Baron Samedi, Eric Clapton or frankly, whomever you like.
** Apologies to those who selected Odin (Wodan) at the first footnote.
*** The Wabbleonians were an ancient people now totally unknown. Their economy consisted of honest, hardworking tailors who exported hemp-clothing all around the world; honest, hardworking farmers who grew the hemp, and honest, not so hard working priests who smoked all that the tailor's didn't need (meaning mainly the flower-buds) and wrote lengthy prophesies mostly concerning nothing in particular, incessantly giggling and occasionally taking a break for sweet, fat snacks. How the author knows all this is not important. Interestingly, one item of Wabbleonian prophesy has survived, and even more interestingly it's the only one that turned out to be correct: "One bright day in September in the year of the Mad Cow, in the age of the Horny Cricket, God**** will lose his temper and blaspheme the blasphemer into silence."
So be patient; mercy will eventually come.
**** See * and **
only way to really know what the hell we are doing on this earth is through sacred plants and mushrooms. School is for retards.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You've been spending too much time on the dark side of the moon...[/QUOTE]
yeah, ive been stupid and brainwashed like the majority of mankind for way too long, by the media and the educational system which both are crap.
yeah, ive been stupid and brainwashed like the majority of mankind for way too long, by the media and the educational system which both are crap.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Get your eyes checked ya nut.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Raf wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Get your eyes checked ya nut.[/QUOTE]
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and you should check if you can buy a functioning brain.
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and you should check if you can buy a functioning brain.