Dirty Joke Time

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inu-liger · Member since July 2001

14 July 2008 03:39

I'll start.

What do you call a ten-year-old female pianist?

A-Flat Minor

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Ms. Rebel · Member since August 2007

14 July 2008 06:43

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I don't get it. :/

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andreas_mercury · Member since October 2005

14 July 2008 07:34

i know some good nigger jokes
but i think maybe people wouldnt like those

http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic

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Ms. Rebel · Member since August 2007

14 July 2008 07:54

Yeah, I've heard few jokes about black people, and believe me, I have nothing against any race, religion, political view and other bullshit. For me all people are the same BUT those jokes are fucking hilarious. I just find them funny. In here there are many jokes about people from Bosnia, they are quite popular and even Bosnian people like those jokes, they are not getting offended so why should black people get? It's just a stupid joke....

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andreas_mercury · Member since October 2005

14 July 2008 08:20

i'm glad you feel that way because

why did so many black soldiers die in Vietnam?
Everytime the sergeant shouted "GET DOWN" the black troops would jump up and start dancing

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its_a_hard_life 26994 · Member since November 2005

14 July 2008 08:42

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
What do you call a ten-year-old female pianist?

A-Flat Minor[/QUOTE]

LOL

I get it.

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QueenMercury46 · Member since June 2007

14 July 2008 17:09

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!!

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Ms. Rebel · Member since August 2007

14 July 2008 20:00

You know what's really funny? Guys who pee sitting down! xD

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Raf · Member since August 2006

15 July 2008 08:31

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!![/QUOTE]
LOL! Owned!

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Saif · Member since January 2007

15 July 2008 12:05

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]i know some good nigger jokes
but i think maybe people wouldnt like those

http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic [/QUOTE]

Your band is so shit that I could use you as fertilizer.

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Rick · Member since July 2004

15 July 2008 12:51

Little Mary has to help her granny inserting a suppository (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppository for more info)

Grandma starts to bend over and Mary asks her: Where do I need to put it in? In the brown hole or in the mouth of the turkey?

It's more funnier in Dutch btw.

I suck.

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andreas_mercury · Member since October 2005

17 July 2008 13:43

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Freddie Mercenary / Darth Mercury (Saif) wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]i know some good nigger jokes
but i think maybe people wouldnt like those

http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic [/QUOTE]

Your band is so shit that I could use you as fertilizer.[/QUOTE]

fuck you

i am not even offended that you compare my band to fertilizer anyway. fertizier gives LIFE to the plants and trees that keep our civilziaton going. without fertilizer this plant would be screwed and curry munchers like you wouldnt have a job

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andreas_mercury · Member since October 2005

17 July 2008 13:44

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!![/QUOTE]

you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.

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Ms. Rebel · Member since August 2007

17 July 2008 13:45

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!![/QUOTE]

you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.[/QUOTE]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury · Member since December 2005

17 July 2008 14:35

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
http://www.myspace.com/treasuredmementomusic
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER!!![/QUOTE]

you won't be laughing when i win my first grammy.[/QUOTE]

I will

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