Short Joke Time

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

Booooo.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a whiskey and soda on the rocks. The stunned barman stares at the horse in disbelief and says 'That will be 10 dollars.' The horse asks the barman 'Why i are you looking at me that way?' He replys 'Well i've never sold a drink to a horse before.' To which the horse exclaims 'Ofcourse not with the prices you charge!'

Meester teg'n die klaaze:

Ik redde gister een Fries. Is dat verled'n tiet of tegenwoordige tiet?

Jantje steekt vinger op en zegt:

Meester, dat is verlor'n tiet.