I stumbled upon this earlier. Truer words have never been spoken.
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Not my Pinkie, nope, nope, nope. He'd be pretty anyway, yup, yup, yup. :-D
Now, would you still say that if he were sneaking up on you, looking as described in the cartoon, in the middle of the night, wanting either a hug or gory carnage?
I'd sue his arse off!!
But would that help at the time? I mean, I've yet to meet the first lawyer who will physically hold a raging, trunkless, earless elephant at bay with a subpoena. If you do, I want his/her number!
Well I've heard there is only one person in this world that has his number, and that's Tom Cruise...
Hmmm, actually that figures. Would having the best lawyer add to the suspicion that Tom Cruise may actually be Satan?
I don't think he can be Satan, not even he who lives below can do the things Tom Cruise can!!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Garfield I. Uberson wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I don't think he can be Satan, not even he who lives below can do the things Tom Cruise can!!![/QUOTE]
Like actually believing in Scientology?
Like actually believing in Scientology?
Yup, exactly... I mean it's not like we don't acknowledge it as a valid religion is just that there are others which correspond more to our interests, I don't mean to discriminate no-one, not even -what was the name of the alien thing?-...
Anyway... I was seeing yesterday a documentary where an elephant was harrassing a pack of lions. I'm just wondering, if was horless and earless, those poor lions, they would have needed serious counseling..
Anyway... I was seeing yesterday a documentary where an elephant was harrassing a pack of lions. I'm just wondering, if was horless and earless, those poor lions, they would have needed serious counseling..