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A wise man once said "when the world ends, I'll move to Holland. Everything tends to happen 50 years later there."

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Well, I'll tell you, that goes for the customs service! Having ordered some guitar effects from the US, they were swiftly shipped. It took USPS four days to get them to Holland. Then, at 9:10a.m. on the 4th of August this year, they reached Dutch customs...where they have been ever since. So, the major question is: does a distortion pedal pose so grave a threat to national security? Are they afraid I'm an Iranian attempting to build a thermo-nuclear device with it?
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Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
Welcome to the wonderful world of the Customs People. They are Gods in their own world, only they taketh and..... well..... take again.
"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
It is indeed dangerous... Just imagine you could actually push it and kaboooooooom. :-) I wonder if they're not busy installing surveillance equipment to end your evil plan to pimp the guitar and ... take over the world!!
remember how we dreamed remember how we screamed the vegetables were steamed...
Damn, I should've known they'd get on to me when I ordered those Wilkinson PAF's a year ago :P The SAS will be on my doorstep if I ever order one of those Artec tone-pots...
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
That's indeed quite risky... Though, you could buy yourself an empty island and work there... I would suggest Antarctica, but I've heart you can't get a good tan there...
remember how we dreamed remember how we screamed the vegetables were steamed...
My complexion is one shade darker than albino, so I'd be fine. Though I must say I was hoping for somewhere in the Caribbean. I mean, if you're working on a diabolical plot to lay waste to the world, you might as well do so from a pleasant locale.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
Indeed, but wouldn't that be a bit ... predictable?
remember how we dreamed remember how we screamed the vegetables were steamed...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME]My complexion is one shade darker than albino, so I'd be fine. Though I must say I was hoping for somewhere in the Caribbean. I mean, if you're working on a diabolical plot to lay waste to the world, you might as well do so from a pleasant locale.[/QUOTE]
You could work in a fake volcano crater like Blofeld in "You Only Live Twice".
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This thread scares me....

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You are not the real Thomas.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT! [/QUOTENAME] [/QUOTE]
ive been usuing it >.>


...ill give it back :(

XD


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i just read that title ad f*cking douche condoms XD
"why pay the visit when the visit is free?"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME] wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You are not the real Thomas.[/QUOTE]

I so am! I'm not always a mean bastard, you know. Only when provoked.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
Why Iranian and not Persian? Freddie was.

+ It's always shitty to wait for stuff you're eagerly awaiting TQ. ;)
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Fairy King = RickRolling all of you wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Iranian and not Persian? Freddie was.

+ It's always shitty to wait for stuff you're eagerly awaiting TQ. ;)[/QUOTE]

Because he wasn't Persian but Parsi. Despite the fact that Treasure Moment sees no difference, Parsi is an ethnic term, while Persian means "a citizen of the Persian nation", which no longer exists; when the Shah was kicked out, they called it "Iran", so "Iranian". And in case anyone missed it, the Netherlands are now the only country in the world to refuse Iranian students enrollment in a number of physics-related subjects, because we are afraid they'll build bombs. Pakistani, Israeli, American, South African, etc. students, whose countries we *know* produce nuclear weapons, however, are welcome.

+ Yeah, it'll come though. But wouldn't you be eager for any distortion box that looks like this: http://www.biyang.com.cn/Upload/Pic/20086310176781.jpg
The photo doesn't do it justice, but the casing is mirror-polished stainless steel. Full analog, true passive bypass :)

EDIT: slightly better pic: http://i16.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/00/8a/e102_1.JPG
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Fairy King = RickRolling all of you wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Why Iranian and not Persian? Freddie was.

+ It's always shitty to wait for stuff you're eagerly awaiting TQ. ;)[/QUOTE]

Because he wasn't Persian but Parsi. Despite the fact that Treasure Moment sees no difference, Parsi is an ethnic term, while Persian means "a citizen of the Persian nation", which no longer exists; when the Shah was kicked out, they called it "Iran", so "Iranian". And in case anyone missed it, the Netherlands are now the only country in the world to refuse Iranian students enrollment in a number of physics-related subjects, because we are afraid they'll build bombs. Pakistani, Israeli, American, South African, etc. students, whose countries we *know* produce nuclear weapons, however, are welcome.

+ Yeah, it'll come though. But wouldn't you be eager for any distortion box that looks like this: http://www.biyang.com.cn/Upload/Pic/20086310176781.jpg
The photo doesn't do it justice, but the casing is mirror-polished stainless steel. Full analog, true passive bypass :)

EDIT: slightly better pic: http://i16.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/00/8a/e102_1.JPG[/QUOTE]

Ethnic Iranians or strictly Iranian citizens?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT! [/QUOTENAME] [/QUOTE]

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