Mom: So when we come to Sydney can we stay at yours?
Mom: Hello?
Me: Oh. Sure. Well, actually there are a number of awesome hotels just a two minute walk from my house. I?ve just emailed you a bunch of links. Have a look! Am happy to book any of them for you. But, yeah, of course you are welcome to stay at mine, if you really want to.
Me: Mom?
Mom: You were welcome to stay in my uterus for nine months, and then my house for 17 years. But I understand, a week at your apartment might be a bit ? much. :D
Me: Don?t you passive-aggressive-smile-face-ME, woman.
Mom: Fuck off. Love you - M.
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Mom: You were welcome to stay in my uterus for nine months, and then my house for 17 years....
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Priceless. LOVE it.
Mom: You were welcome to stay in my uterus for nine months, and then my house for 17 years....
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Priceless. LOVE it.
Did this actually happen to you or someone else?
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