I'm very sorry about messing up your thread with my post. I just took a look at your profile for the first time in my life and noticed you were 15. I was 15 once, I know how those teenage emotions can be. But, I really am sorry, I thought you were like my age or older, and it seemsed strange someone that age would post a reply like the one you had. I hope you can forgive me someday, if not, I truly understand.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Go lick a dirty pussy. [/QUOTE]
There is just no answer to that at all. Infact, I'm going to use it as my sig. Thanks SCCQ.
Go lick a dirty pussy. [/QUOTE]
There is just no answer to that at all. Infact, I'm going to use it as my sig. Thanks SCCQ.
What language coming from a minor! I'm shocked!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What language coming from a minor! I'm shocked![/QUOTE]
*Laffin*
*Laffin*
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I was 15 once. [/QUOTE]
You still act like you're 15 or even far younger than that.
You still act like you're 15 or even far younger than that.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I was 15 once. [/QUOTE]
I was two once.
I was two once.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME] I was 15 once. [/QUOTE]
You still act like you're 15 or even far younger than that.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I act like I'm 10. I just got back from my physical too.
You still act like you're 15 or even far younger than that.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I act like I'm 10. I just got back from my physical too.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I was 15 once[/QUOTE]
Ah yes. Those were the days indeed.
Believe it or not I actually used to like Jake. Not in a "Jake's a swell guy, I'd like to buy him a beer or three" kind of way. I like Jake in a "Oh look, there's a slug. Get me some salt" kind of way.
Back in 2003 he was a hobby of mine (a bit like picking a scab off your elbow over the course of several days) and I spent many a happy evening having stunted conversations with him. It was pretty light hearted stuff to begin with. I used to make the odd joke at his expense, compose humorous tales about him and on a number of occasions I tried to convince him to commit suicide.
One of my favourite things about Jake were the fantastic lies he used to tell. He claimed to have learned to drive when he was five. He claimed to have lost his virginity when he was six. In 2003 when he was 15 or 16, he claimed to be in a band that had a recording contract and was playing concerts. He even set up the cutest little websites with album covers badly thrown together using 'microsoft paint'.
And then there were the multiple usernames. I think at one point he had about ten different accounts on Queenzone and he would have conversations with himself. Of course everyone knew what he was up to but he would always deny this.
Then one day, while he was having one of his fantasy chats, he fucked it up by answering himself using the same username. What really made my day was the excuse he came up with.
He said that he and his friend were in the same room using the same computer and his pal hadn't logged out before him.
Anyone else with an ounce of dignity would have crawled under a stone for the rest of the remainder of their days. But not Jake.
And that's why I loved him. He was just so sad and pathetic and starved of attention that you couldn't help but pity him.
But then he went and got himself banned from Queenzone and my little hobby came to an end.
He went over to QOL for a while and before I had a chance to unpack my 'Jake Taunting Kit' he was banned from there too.
Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months and months turned back into weeks again.
By the time I had gone out to buy a new calendar, Jake had arrived back at Queenzone and for a while I thought happy days were here again. But he had changed. He was no longer a chubby faced, loud-mouthed, lying, little fuckhead. He had matured into a young man (albeit a creepy looking young man) with a girlfriend and a baby on the way. In the end I had to admit to myself that there was no sport in baiting Jake into a frenzy anymore and I let it go.
There is however an old saying. I forget how it goes but it had something to do with leopards having acne. And it wasn't long before Jake was bullshitting again. The subject matter may have changed but it was the same old attention seeking, "feel sorry for me" shite that Jake is famous for.
"I have tonsilitis and I haven't eaten since 2001!"
"My girlfriend was in a car crash!"
"The water in our town has been poisoned!"
"I have panic attacks!"
"My girlfriend has left me and taken the baby with her!"
"I'm stuck in my room pissing in a cup!"
And then he posted his piest de resistance. A long shambolic hate-fuelled diatribe against womankind. Not only was it dripping with sexual frustration, it contained all those hallmark inconsistancies and contradictions that are associated with Jake. He claims to hate promiscuous women yet I clearly remember a tale he told about his own mother and what she kept under her bed. He claims to hate women who have abortions while in a recent thread he claimed he was pro-choice. He claims to hate drug addicts yet in the same fucking list he states that he'd like to try cocaine.
So I stuck a big juicy worm on a hook and threw it out for Jake to bite. And bite he did. But when I reeled him in I was half expecting to see a great white shark (albeit a creepy looking great white shark). Instead there was just another worm. Wriggling around the questions and wriggling out of giving an answer.
The old Jake would have answered them. Okay they would have been bullshit answers and you would need a degree in cryptology to decipher them but he would have made the effort. New Jake just doesn't have it in him. So that's why I'm packing away my fishing gear and giving up on Mr Britt.
But if I've given up on Jake, I hear you ask, why bother writing this long and frankly quite boring post. The first reason is simple enough. No bugger apart from Jake will have read this far. It's too long and Queenzoners have a notoriously short attention span. So I'm free to ramble on to my hearts content.
Secondly, why should Jake have a monopoly of hypocracy?
fatty.
Ah yes. Those were the days indeed.
Believe it or not I actually used to like Jake. Not in a "Jake's a swell guy, I'd like to buy him a beer or three" kind of way. I like Jake in a "Oh look, there's a slug. Get me some salt" kind of way.
Back in 2003 he was a hobby of mine (a bit like picking a scab off your elbow over the course of several days) and I spent many a happy evening having stunted conversations with him. It was pretty light hearted stuff to begin with. I used to make the odd joke at his expense, compose humorous tales about him and on a number of occasions I tried to convince him to commit suicide.
One of my favourite things about Jake were the fantastic lies he used to tell. He claimed to have learned to drive when he was five. He claimed to have lost his virginity when he was six. In 2003 when he was 15 or 16, he claimed to be in a band that had a recording contract and was playing concerts. He even set up the cutest little websites with album covers badly thrown together using 'microsoft paint'.
And then there were the multiple usernames. I think at one point he had about ten different accounts on Queenzone and he would have conversations with himself. Of course everyone knew what he was up to but he would always deny this.
Then one day, while he was having one of his fantasy chats, he fucked it up by answering himself using the same username. What really made my day was the excuse he came up with.
He said that he and his friend were in the same room using the same computer and his pal hadn't logged out before him.
Anyone else with an ounce of dignity would have crawled under a stone for the rest of the remainder of their days. But not Jake.
And that's why I loved him. He was just so sad and pathetic and starved of attention that you couldn't help but pity him.
But then he went and got himself banned from Queenzone and my little hobby came to an end.
He went over to QOL for a while and before I had a chance to unpack my 'Jake Taunting Kit' he was banned from there too.
Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months and months turned back into weeks again.
By the time I had gone out to buy a new calendar, Jake had arrived back at Queenzone and for a while I thought happy days were here again. But he had changed. He was no longer a chubby faced, loud-mouthed, lying, little fuckhead. He had matured into a young man (albeit a creepy looking young man) with a girlfriend and a baby on the way. In the end I had to admit to myself that there was no sport in baiting Jake into a frenzy anymore and I let it go.
There is however an old saying. I forget how it goes but it had something to do with leopards having acne. And it wasn't long before Jake was bullshitting again. The subject matter may have changed but it was the same old attention seeking, "feel sorry for me" shite that Jake is famous for.
"I have tonsilitis and I haven't eaten since 2001!"
"My girlfriend was in a car crash!"
"The water in our town has been poisoned!"
"I have panic attacks!"
"My girlfriend has left me and taken the baby with her!"
"I'm stuck in my room pissing in a cup!"
And then he posted his piest de resistance. A long shambolic hate-fuelled diatribe against womankind. Not only was it dripping with sexual frustration, it contained all those hallmark inconsistancies and contradictions that are associated with Jake. He claims to hate promiscuous women yet I clearly remember a tale he told about his own mother and what she kept under her bed. He claims to hate women who have abortions while in a recent thread he claimed he was pro-choice. He claims to hate drug addicts yet in the same fucking list he states that he'd like to try cocaine.
So I stuck a big juicy worm on a hook and threw it out for Jake to bite. And bite he did. But when I reeled him in I was half expecting to see a great white shark (albeit a creepy looking great white shark). Instead there was just another worm. Wriggling around the questions and wriggling out of giving an answer.
The old Jake would have answered them. Okay they would have been bullshit answers and you would need a degree in cryptology to decipher them but he would have made the effort. New Jake just doesn't have it in him. So that's why I'm packing away my fishing gear and giving up on Mr Britt.
But if I've given up on Jake, I hear you ask, why bother writing this long and frankly quite boring post. The first reason is simple enough. No bugger apart from Jake will have read this far. It's too long and Queenzoners have a notoriously short attention span. So I'm free to ramble on to my hearts content.
Secondly, why should Jake have a monopoly of hypocracy?
fatty.
LoL, when I was in my room pissing in cups, I wasn't a member of Queenzone at the time. Didn't have a computer in my room. Couldn't sit at the computer long enough.
Yeah. I lost a lot of weight. Woo-Eee.
Nah, I don't get upset by internet problems anymore, I used to go into great detail into denying the things you write. But why don't I now? Because I enjoy your posts. I enjoyed them before, but in a different way. It's entertainment. I should be paying you cash for all of this. All members on QZ should. You are the Rodney Dangerfield of Queenzone. You should put out a single called "Rappin' Fatty"... release it on 7" and 12" with a nice big picture of your face on it, and I'd buy them both, and play the song all the time.
Yeah. I lost a lot of weight. Woo-Eee.
Nah, I don't get upset by internet problems anymore, I used to go into great detail into denying the things you write. But why don't I now? Because I enjoy your posts. I enjoyed them before, but in a different way. It's entertainment. I should be paying you cash for all of this. All members on QZ should. You are the Rodney Dangerfield of Queenzone. You should put out a single called "Rappin' Fatty"... release it on 7" and 12" with a nice big picture of your face on it, and I'd buy them both, and play the song all the time.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Go lick a dirty pussy. [/QUOTE]
There is just no answer to that at all. Infact, I'm going to use it as my sig. Thanks SCCQ.[/QUOTE]
I have now made a signature for somebody!
Now I feel like such an important person on Queenzone! Thanks!
Anyway, being serious here, Jake who cares if I'm 15? I thought you were younger than me. XD Forgiveness??? Haha I didn't actually think you would do it but whatever.
I refuse to forgive you as I am still recovering from my traumatic experience. I have now checked into rehab for people whose lives have been ruined or traumatized because their threads on QZ have been wrecked. Right now, I am being counseled. I have been told to say "My threads are beautiful the way they are" 1000 times each day while loggin on to QZ 10 times a day checkin on my posts.
I hope you're happy.
Go lick a dirty pussy. [/QUOTE]
There is just no answer to that at all. Infact, I'm going to use it as my sig. Thanks SCCQ.[/QUOTE]
I have now made a signature for somebody!
Now I feel like such an important person on Queenzone! Thanks!
Anyway, being serious here, Jake who cares if I'm 15? I thought you were younger than me. XD Forgiveness??? Haha I didn't actually think you would do it but whatever.
I refuse to forgive you as I am still recovering from my traumatic experience. I have now checked into rehab for people whose lives have been ruined or traumatized because their threads on QZ have been wrecked. Right now, I am being counseled. I have been told to say "My threads are beautiful the way they are" 1000 times each day while loggin on to QZ 10 times a day checkin on my posts.
I hope you're happy.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What language coming from a minor! I'm shocked![/QUOTE]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I only type it or rarely use it at home
you should hear me at school with my friends
i just talking like that and sometimes i don't realize what i'm saying
like Jake said, it's just my crazy teenage emotions running. i guess that makes me emo.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I only type it or rarely use it at home
you should hear me at school with my friends
i just talking like that and sometimes i don't realize what i'm saying
like Jake said, it's just my crazy teenage emotions running. i guess that makes me emo.