An experiment

You know, I was thinking. Queen are the best band on the planet, anyone who listens to any other music is a flaming idiot. I mean, every other band and composer in history is bullshit, they didn't even understand what music was about, they were like little children hitting instruments randomly.

Well, that really goes for Queen albums up to 1974. After that, it's all the worst crap that will hurt your ears like a sandpaper massage. I mean, take Innuendo. Not a single half-decent track on the album. Just heaps of shit to earn money off morons. Really, Queen should have disbanded after Queen II, not to ruin the legacy.

And come to think about it, John is the only decent guy there. Brian is full of shit, Roger is half-retarded and Freddie had an obsession with cats, which is gay. But musically, Freddie was GOD. It's because he sang with the Chinese Symphonic Orchestra in Bucharest for five years, you know. I don't understand why he let other guys write Queen material. It's all shit. Uncreative. Filler material. Except Freddie's love songs, which are shit as well. But better than all other music in history.

Well, luckily now, I've started a band to continue in Queen's footsteps. Because I couldn't let Brian and Roger fuck it all up, you know. It's just me and Bob from school, but we're incredibly awesome already. In fact, if Queen weren't GODS, I'd say we're better already. But now I have to admit we're about as good. Except that unlike Queen, we never made any crap. So in the end, we're better, but I don't want to sound immodest.

Oh, by the way, is there a G-string on a guitar? Bob says there is, but I think he's just taking the piss, cos G-string is girl's underwear. Tee hee. I said 'underwear'. I'd like to see it on a girl once who isn't an internet download.

Well, now, I expect a grown and mature debate about this. Yeah, right, dream on! You're all a bunch of immature whiners who don't know shit about Queen or life. And all you ever want to do is be mean to me! Little do you care I can't sleep at night because of that, pig fuckers.

Now, seriously, I don't mean a word of this. I was just an experiment to get into the heads of several types of fans encountered across the Queen board.

And I didn't like what I saw.

You know in 20 years time if u look back here agin,ur posts will still be here. and when u are old and more mature,u will look back here and think"god i was some asshole"

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Dr. Kurgan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You know in 20 years time if u look back here agin,ur posts will still be here. and when u are old and more mature,u will look back here and think"god i was some asshole"[/QUOTE]

Many assholes blended together, actually. Can you spot which ones?

I think my head is about to explode.

And yes, I do know you´re being sarcastic. Great post, let´s see how long before TM ask you to be his soul brother.

Well, there's certainly TM in there. I thought there was some BPP, but now I'm not sure.

He won't ask you to be his soul brother... oh no. He'll see you in court for stealin' his ideas.

:)

great fun :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]anna_libra wrote: [/QUOTENAME]He won't ask you to be his soul brother... oh no. He'll see you in court for stealin' his ideas.

:)

great fun :D

[/QUOTE]LOL(god I hate these internet-slang)!

I actually think, because Freddie was and ofcourse still is a GOD, he should have done all records him self: writing, playing, ingeneering, producing, mixing... and even produce the instruments and the multitrack tapes and machines on which it ws recorded and so on.... because Queen is Freddie and if he would have done it ALL alone it would be perfect!

Actually I think his biggest mistake was to join this group of losers calling themselves smile...!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

It's the esteemed Mr Malandrone...

Freddie should have done that album of mime he was so longing to do.

I dont understand why Freddie thought Brian to play guitar, he could easily have played it all himself. He would have been a lot better! Now Brian is just messing up all of Freddies riffs. I dont understand why he gave writers credit to the songs he wrote to the other bandmembers aswell, everyone knows Freddie wrote all of the songs! Brian probably forced him..

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Well, there's certainly TM in there. I thought there was some BPP, but now I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]

Id forgotten about BPP!!
Does he come by any more?