10 Reasons Why Treasure Moment is a Better Band Than Queen

1. Queen couldn't find a better singer.

2. Queen dabbled in fantasy when they sang about fairies and ogres. Treasure Moment surpass even Tolkien when they talk about music and themselves.

3. Treasure Moment won't ever need to drop day jobs.

4. Posts asking which Queen song is your favorite are tedious. But asking which Treasure Moment song is your favorite is hilarious.

5. A bad remix or cover version still wouldn't ruin a Treasure Moment song.

6.Treasure Moment don't have to wear drag to make people say, 'what the fuck?!'

7. Trashy press was always telling us more about Queen members' sexual lives than we wanted to know. Judging from their photos, Treasure Moment wouldn't give trashy press anything to write about.

8. The music of Queen isn't a good cure for insomnia.

9. Listening to Treasure Moment will boost your confidence.

10. Most fans agree Queen isn't as good now that it's lost half its members. Treasure Moment could lose all its members and actually improve.

XD

Incidentally, I'd like to suggest all Zoners chip in to give the TM-members a lobotomy, in an effort to boost their artistic output.

You're quite good with this "10 reasons why" thing...! :D

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]P-Staker wrote: [/QUOTENAME]10. Most fans agree Queen isn't as good now that it's lost half its members. Treasure Moment could lose all its members and actually improve.[/QUOTE]LMFAO!!


xD


Cheers,
Hor

NICE!!!!

pure awesomeness XD

I'm waiting for TM to come roaring in here telling everyone involved in this thread that they are idiot sheep who have no idea what quality music is, ending with a "FACT."

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm waiting for TM to come roaring in here telling everyone involved in this thread that they are idiot sheep who have no idea what quality music is, ending with a "FACT."[/QUOTE]

ooooooh,
I'm not an idiot sheep,
and I'd like to contribute but I'll probably ruin it,
so TM, if you do come roaring in here,
can you please call me a lionpig?



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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Lions mate over 50 times a day.

Obviously I'm getting old, but who the heck are Treasure Moment????

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]brians wig wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Obviously I'm getting old, but who the heck are Treasure Moment????[/QUOTE]

Kids who wear guitars the same way Trekkies wear Starfleet uniforms. One of them comes to this board for self-promotion and trolling, so we at least have a bit of fun at his expense.