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In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special....
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Lucky fucker. I don't get any hot chicks sending me PM's about this...
MY GOD spell it write.
Dude, I just wanted to swap a CD... and maybe get to know you a little better. Did you have to tell EVERYBODY?!?!?!

PS: I have 60 million in diamonds that I'd be willing to split with you.
What's your bank account number and PIN?

PSS: I meant that about distance and colour. You're a 300 lb black female, right?

PSSS: Please post photo
I hope you keep us updated about the progress of this unexpected love affair, Mylord. I checked your profile and I can't stop being amazed about the attraction I felt watching it...
I do not want any google ads here.
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com is my granny's email address.
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
You're SUCH a charmer, PG! Fatty's going to be jealous as hell. We'll all be looking forward to when you post the pictures she sends you.
I saved Spike's life in 'Nam.
Damn - she cheated on me ... I got the same message too ... yesterday.
Socialism: There's one for you, nineteen for me Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special.... [/QUOTE]

What a two timing fucker. I got the same message. I felt so special..... but not now....

*runs off sobbing*
"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special.... [/QUOTE]

What a two timing fucker. I got the same message. I felt so special..... but not now....

*runs off sobbing*[/QUOTE]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
this whole thread made me laugh today!!!!
"When you make love to someone, use a condom."-Brian May ______________________________________ Paul Rodgers is Chuck Norris.
I haven't pulled from the internet since May, and that was a real find... unfortunately I did my usual bangup job and she's no longer interested in me.


BUT - BUT....

In January I was e-mailed by Barry Dennen. You guys probably don't know him, but all the same it was a very proud moment.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/QUOTENAME]In my PM box...

"Hello
My name is miss Dorris i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address( dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.miss Dorris.(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters a lot in life)
Please reply me with my email address here
dorris44_godwill@yahoo.com"

I feel so special....[/QUOTE]
I have this shit too
Best of the best http://www.queenzone.com/forums/1109319/best-of-the-best.aspx?page=1
i was waiting for '....a muscle' when i first saw the thread.
Perhaps she has a thing for old comudgens?

then again one of my friends dog is called Doris...
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
Actually I emailed her. She sent me this photo of her. She's lovely.......

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/picture-view.asp?ID=140819
"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]then again one of my friends dog is called Doris...[/QUOTE]

She likes a bit of doggy style!

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