Short jokes time

I've got a nice one, I'm sorry it's in Dutch, but it really won't work in English, it wouldn't be funny, it's a Dutch pun.

Hoe heet het als Freddie Mercury, Elton John en George Michael dicht bij elkaar staan?

Een driepoot

now it's time for yours!

Here's a short joke for you:

Queen + Paul Rodgers.

^LMAO!!!!

What do you call an opened can of tuna fish on a lesbian's table?

Potpourri.

How is a woman like a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

When you're done with the thighs, you stick the bones in the sticky box.

Here's another one:

Treasure Moment

tom cruise

Bradley

the thing about 'short' jokes is that they tend to go over their heads

Grandpa.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Here's another one:

Treasure Moment[/QUOTE]



DAMMIT


you beat me to it XD

Simple exercise for alcoholics:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Simple exercise for alcoholics:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor[/QUOTE]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tequilaaaa... *drools*

What do you say to a person named Treasure Moment who has two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already :-)

(if only...)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Simple exercise for alcoholics:

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor[/QUOTE]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tequilaaaa... *drools*

[/QUOTE]

I'll admit that I like Tequila......in the form of Tila ;-)