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I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. I'm serious too. What are the rules, can I still say naughty words and have sex even though I'm not married?
"Please buy my upcoming album... I need the money"
I think you really need to get your head examined.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. I'm serious too. What are the rules, can I still say naughty words and have sex even though I'm not married?[/QUOTE]

Al-Qaeda just called and they said they don't want you to be a Muslim.

They say you're too messed up in the head.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? asked: [/QUOTENAME]Anyone here Muslim?[/QUOTE]

Not anymore...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. [/QUOTE]

Why would you think that matters to anyone other than yourself?

That's like me coming on here and telling everyone that I'm thinking about going to the Proctologist next Thursday.

Perhaps YOU need the Proctologist, not me. People are quick to judge you and think that you need a Psychologist. I disagree... somewhat. I think your Psychologist would have to have some proctological skills in order to start therapy.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm thinking of becoming a muslim. I'm serious too. What are the rules, can I still say naughty words and have sex even though I'm not married?[/QUOTE]

can you drive a truck?
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
I'm an ex-Muslim(Atheist now). Don't know why you'd want to become a Muslim. I think it's a fascist religion.
"only way to really know what the hell we are doing on this earth is through sacred plants and mushrooms." - Treasure Moment
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Saif wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I'm an ex-Muslim(Atheist now). Don't know why you'd want to become a Muslim. I think it's a fascist religion.[/QUOTE]

Nice sig. ;)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT! [/QUOTENAME] [/QUOTE]
Move to Bosnia. ;P
I'm sick of all my kicks.
Jake's hilarious.
How many new threads do you NEED to start every week?

I can't complain about you being on Queenzone 24/7, it's your life being thrown away, not mine. But why don't you just keep all the garbage in your blog?
We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Universe rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin'! We got the Cosmos rockin' to the mighty power of rock'n'roll!
Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!!
I got to try al little more, because I'm an asshole but I'm learning. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTLkUcQ7QY
^LOL..... That was mean. ;P
I'm sick of all my kicks.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Mir@cle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!![/QUOTE]

I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?
"Please buy my upcoming album... I need the money"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Mir@cle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Don't worry about the sex... you won't have it anyway!![/QUOTE]

I have sex on a regular basis. I'm in a relationship. Whatta bout you?[/QUOTE]

He has Mari. ;D
I'm sick of all my kicks.

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