I've been travelling through time again.

Some of the older members of Queenzone will remember that, depending on the amount of non-prescribed drugs I take, I have the ability to travel forward in time. Of course I never abuse these powers by checking out next week's lottery numbers or trying to avert disasters (unless of course you count the time I saved the world from alien attack in 2022) instead I have a quick look at what's going on with Queenzone before returning to the present. Anyway, I've just returned from the year 2011 and Queenzone is still going strong.

Thanks to the present economic crisis, Richard has had to introduce a subscription fee of £250,000,000 a month. It may seem a little on the steep side but it works about at about 11p a year in today's money. The poll function is still in place but there is also a "Slap Jake" function that makes a small robotic emerge from Jake's PC when he abuses the function and gives him a sound smack in the face. Apart from that things are pretty much the same.

Greg Brooks has posted a long and heartfelt apology to the members of Queenzone for the way he has spoken to them in the past. This may have something to do with the fact that his Queen box set (a 24 disc presentation box containg Queen's first studio album and 23 remixes of the same album) isn't selling quite as well as he hoped for and his house has been repossesed.



Your Valentine has had her admin status stripped after deleting a post from the real Brian May in which he invited applications from Queenzoners to become the band's official archivist. In her defence, she maintained that she thought the post was fake as the user sounded like a bitter and twisted individual. If that wasn't a clear indication that this was the real Brian, I dont know what was.

Zebonka has finally been silenced since Treasure Moment got around to posting the video of his band's performance with Nobman. The video clearly shows 250,000 screaming fans enjoying one of the finest rock performances since Queen appeared at Live Aid. Treasure Moment are currently on a world tour supported by Led Zep, U2 and The Rolling Stones.

Oh! and Ted's back.

fatty.

Haha... I loved the last two parts... this really made my day.

Thank God Fatty is back is all I'm sayin.



 



:) Fatty

You are just plain awesome, fatty!

xx

Poor Ted, dead as a doornail.

Fatty I´m rarily using internet slang but, here goes: ROFLMAO. Keep ém coming, you rock!

I am currently travelling in time.

I *heart fatty.

Fatty back to his best.

Any chance of a follow up to the Queenzone tale that you did a few years back.=)

sod whats happening on this place in 3 years time Fatty,just give me next fridays 5 winning Euro millions Lottery numbers! [plus both bonus balls]
i promise to buy you a pasty if you do ;-]

Poo Again wrote: I am currently travelling in time.

Well, yeah, fair point, but as opposed to fatty, you aren't speeding.

Haha! I just read this right now! Great stuff, keep it coming.

" Zebonka has finally been silenced"

Won't happen, but I'd say the rest is on the money!