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[b]MadeInHeaven! wrote: [/b]
10. I think I'm fat.
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If you're fat, the girls I consider "average" are morbidly obese...
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-My name is disgusting, so I always choose other names for myself--In the past I've been Vishnu (on here, rofl), Friedrich, Alexander, Sergei, Maksim and Valentin. I'm still Valentin, w00t.
-I would have been born on 24th November. OOOO!
-Before I was born, my parents planned to call me Wilhelm, but they changed their minds and called me something else.
-I share a birthday with Anton Rubinstein. I'm very proud of that. Do not ask me why. XD
-I eat no meat. I'll probably die of protein deficiencies.
-I don't drink soda either. It's either water or that Crystal Light shit.
-I don't hug people. I don't kiss people. I don't tell them "I love you". This disturbs my family. ¬.¬
-I'm related to an opera composer; in fact his last name had been in the family until my grandmother's mum married some man, then he fucked up the lineage.
-I've gone through phases in my life where I've wanted to be from: Britain, India, China, New Zealand, Japan, Poland, France and Russia. I still want to be from Russia. XD
-I get to go to Germany, Italy and perhaps Switzerland this coming summer. I'll actually stay in Italy and Germany, but Switzerland I might only pass through if we ride a train through the Alps.
-I'm a Traaansman. O_O
-I'm constantly starving myself.
-I like the fashion of "Elegant Gothic Aristocrat". :B
-I want to move to Russia and get my lungs all polluted up.
-I play the piano and violin.
-I'm a loser.
Phah, I wasted my time. XD
-I would have been born on 24th November. OOOO!
-Before I was born, my parents planned to call me Wilhelm, but they changed their minds and called me something else.
-I share a birthday with Anton Rubinstein. I'm very proud of that. Do not ask me why. XD
-I eat no meat. I'll probably die of protein deficiencies.
-I don't drink soda either. It's either water or that Crystal Light shit.
-I don't hug people. I don't kiss people. I don't tell them "I love you". This disturbs my family. ¬.¬
-I'm related to an opera composer; in fact his last name had been in the family until my grandmother's mum married some man, then he fucked up the lineage.
-I've gone through phases in my life where I've wanted to be from: Britain, India, China, New Zealand, Japan, Poland, France and Russia. I still want to be from Russia. XD
-I get to go to Germany, Italy and perhaps Switzerland this coming summer. I'll actually stay in Italy and Germany, but Switzerland I might only pass through if we ride a train through the Alps.
-I'm a Traaansman. O_O
-I'm constantly starving myself.
-I like the fashion of "Elegant Gothic Aristocrat". :B
-I want to move to Russia and get my lungs all polluted up.
-I play the piano and violin.
-I'm a loser.
Phah, I wasted my time. XD
i also hate my real name and share a birthday with syd barret.
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
i also hate my real name and share a birthday with syd barret.[/QUOTE]
[b]SYD BARRETT.
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
i also hate my real name and share a birthday with syd barret.[/QUOTE]
[b]SYD BARRETT.
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1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
My dick is 8 inches long.
Sometimes I shave my pubic hair off, but leave just a little bit. But last time, I shaved the hair off down to the skin!
I have thin legs.
I have big feet.
I'm only 5 feet, 8 inches tall. (Jessica is 5'9")
When I'm bored, I chain smoke.
When I'm entertained, I have one cigarette per hour.
I wipe my ass till it bleeds.
I wash my hands probably a 1000 times a day.
I hate germs even though I know they will always be on me.
I don't touch doorknobs or windows, or anyone else's computer keyboard, due to that fear.
I piss outside more than I do inside. (My grass needs some acidic liquids!)
Sometimes I shave my pubic hair off, but leave just a little bit. But last time, I shaved the hair off down to the skin!
I have thin legs.
I have big feet.
I'm only 5 feet, 8 inches tall. (Jessica is 5'9")
When I'm bored, I chain smoke.
When I'm entertained, I have one cigarette per hour.
I wipe my ass till it bleeds.
I wash my hands probably a 1000 times a day.
I hate germs even though I know they will always be on me.
I don't touch doorknobs or windows, or anyone else's computer keyboard, due to that fear.
I piss outside more than I do inside. (My grass needs some acidic liquids!)
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[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor[/QUOTE]
i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor[/QUOTE]
i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
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i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
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I used to leave headphones on my head when I'd sleep, but I'd wake up with them broken. They only ended up lasting a couple days each.
[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
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i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
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I used to leave headphones on my head when I'd sleep, but I'd wake up with them broken. They only ended up lasting a couple days each.
Hah hah, I wash my hands an awful lot and it drives people nuts.
The other day in my school's computer lab I got a Kleenex out of the box and used it as a barrier between my hand and the mouse. I'm usually quite the quick keyboarder but to avoid touching the keyboard as much as possible I typed with one finger. It took me forever to finish the assignment. XD
The other day in my school's computer lab I got a Kleenex out of the box and used it as a barrier between my hand and the mouse. I'm usually quite the quick keyboarder but to avoid touching the keyboard as much as possible I typed with one finger. It took me forever to finish the assignment. XD
1. I have a band.
2. We play the best music in the world.
3. We've written a Europe rip off.
4. We like incest.
5. We have big noses.
6. We like doing weirdo chemicals.
7. We've never met our drummer.
8. FACT.
2. We play the best music in the world.
3. We've written a Europe rip off.
4. We like incest.
5. We have big noses.
6. We like doing weirdo chemicals.
7. We've never met our drummer.
8. FACT.
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[b]Poo, again wrote: [/b]
1. I have a band.
2. We play the best music in the world.
3. We've written a Europe rip off.
4. We like incest.
5. We have big noses.
6. We like doing weirdo chemicals.
7. We've never met our drummer.
8. FACT.[/QUOTE]
lmao
[b]Poo, again wrote: [/b]
1. I have a band.
2. We play the best music in the world.
3. We've written a Europe rip off.
4. We like incest.
5. We have big noses.
6. We like doing weirdo chemicals.
7. We've never met our drummer.
8. FACT.[/QUOTE]
lmao
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
[/QUOTE] i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
[/QUOTE] What about sex/porn? ;)
xD
Cheers,
Hor
[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
[/QUOTE] i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
[/QUOTE] What about sex/porn? ;)
xD
Cheers,
Hor
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[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
[/QUOTE] i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
[/QUOTE] What about sex/porn? ;)
xD
Cheers,
Hor
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lol well if you read my post about sex before, id say i dont have a nanswer about sex :-p
as for porn, i dont watch it. its just awkward lol....i feel like i walked in on someone!
[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Matty Ass wrote: [/b]
1- I love eating meat.
2- I kill animals and eat them.
3- I kill small animals and feed bigger animals with them, so I can kill them and eat them later.
4- I think about sex 24/7.
5- I have an exibitionist side and I find it extremely funny.
6- I can do a lousy and sloppy MJ dance.
.oot sdrawkcab sgnos gniyalp dna sdrawkcab gnittirw ekil I -7
8- I have an obssesion with secret codes, encoded things and number combinations.
9- I suck at physic activitides.
10- I've recently realized... than I'm extremely camp.
11- I'm very very very lazy when it comes to practice guitar or something.
12- Sometimes I go for a walk around my neighbourhood but I don't do it often because I don't like being surrounded by people.
13- I have an unhealthy obsession for Valensia.
14- I am ALWAYS listening to music. ALWAYS. Wherever I go. Music is always playing in my room, even when I'm asleep... or when I'm not at home. I like to arrive, turn my iPod off and listen to the music that's coming out of my room.
15- I hate the fucking sun, the beach, the sea and all those stupid places.
Cheers,
Hor
[/QUOTE] i used to be like that. my headphones were like an IV to me haha. couldnt sleep without music, wouldnt wake up without music, couldnt walk anywhere without it. now ive calmed down a bit.
i also am very lazy when it comes to practicing anything, due ot the fact that i have a different learning method every week :-p so i have ot catch up with myself. every freakin week. i just lose patience and dont play for 6 months straight XD
[/QUOTE] What about sex/porn? ;)
xD
Cheers,
Hor
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lol well if you read my post about sex before, id say i dont have a nanswer about sex :-p
as for porn, i dont watch it. its just awkward lol....i feel like i walked in on someone!
I have these weird fantasys of Freddie as a dad with twin daughters born on the date that Boheiman Rhapsody became popular, so he wanted to give them boheiman names, but Mary made him give them "normal" names. The other child in my fansasy is a son born 3 years later. In the fantasy when freds dying, Mary sends them to the mays, and one of the twins makes Jimmy May belt out 39'Weird, but true.[/QUOTE]
I like standing right next to massive speakers in nightclubs.
Moshing.
Moshing.