Of course I would Inu-Linger, but have you seen this fucker? He´s huge! He´d rip my head straight off! There you go TM, got a semi?
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[b]Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote: [/b]
Of course I would Inu-Linger, but have you seen this fucker? He´s huge! He´d rip my head straight off! There you go TM, got a semi?[/QUOTE]
Geez.
Can't grab a cheap guitar and whack it against his head?
[b]Dr. Pepper(The Spiceman) wrote: [/b]
Of course I would Inu-Linger, but have you seen this fucker? He´s huge! He´d rip my head straight off! There you go TM, got a semi?[/QUOTE]
Geez.
Can't grab a cheap guitar and whack it against his head?
You guys spent all this time coming up with something funny, but in the end you failed miserably at bringing the laughs. Leave the comedy for Fatty, will ya?
Oh, and Jake... here's something you could better spend your time doing.
It's called... PARENTING
Oh, and Jake... here's something you could better spend your time doing.
It's called... PARENTING
[b]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/b]
Oh, and Jake... here's something you could better spend your time doing.
It's called... PARENTING
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He's got a picture of his kid as his avatar... Is that not enough? [img=/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif][/img]
Oh, and Jake... here's something you could better spend your time doing.
It's called... PARENTING
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He's got a picture of his kid as his avatar... Is that not enough? [img=/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif][/img]
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[b]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/b]
You guys spent all this time coming up with something funny, but in the end you failed miserably at bringing the laughs. Leave the comedy for Fatty, will ya?
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Shut yer pus :P
Since when am I ever funny?
[b]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/b]
You guys spent all this time coming up with something funny, but in the end you failed miserably at bringing the laughs. Leave the comedy for Fatty, will ya?
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Shut yer pus :P
Since when am I ever funny?
It is never my intention trying to be funny. NEVER. I am, however, first and foremost being sacastic and secondly, doing my absolute best trying to piss TM off. So, there you have it.
I thought this was inspired by my "King" post =p
Either way I'm impressed at all the songs you made up for this. Amazing :o
Either way I'm impressed at all the songs you made up for this. Amazing :o
Non Album Single
Vampires Of America b/w Rock With Me
[b]Vampires Of America
[i]Written by TM[/i][/b]
They seduce you to wherever they might feel
Wondering if you think your concious is real
They twist your emotions into a maze of fright
Knowing that tonight is the last night you see the light
They follow your children when you're not home!
They are surrounding you when you think you're alone!
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
The currupted young criminals
Yellow teeth with blood splattered decay
Horny enough to drain all the blood out of you
Nothing would turn them on more than to get through
To the anxiety and hatred, to the tears and loneliness
They steal away your life in return of forgiveness
It's your happy emotions that they'll rape
Darling, don't even think you'll escape
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
Draining your blood
Draining my blood
Throwing my weak body down the river
Still screaming with each fading shiver
I can't cry, I can't cry
From Vermont to California
Live five-hundred thousand Vampires of America
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
You won't make it back alive!
[b]Rock With Me
[i]Written by TM[/i][/b]
The worlds on fire, there's a lot of heat
People on the streets stripping down from their heads to their feet
Guess the humidity's gone to their heads
Cause tonight everyone's gonna be rocking in their beds
I'm just minding my own business though
Though... though I know there'll be a show
Oh yeah...
They tell me you like it dangerous
They say you like it naughty
I like it anyway possible
So baby, rock with me
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
My mind runs wild with an appetite for your sex
With my eyes closed I can see you undress
Ooo with a bit of spice, my hand goes up your legs
Ahh yeah, you're feeling quite nice
A show down tonight that's for sure
Baby, you don't even know me
I'll be making you plead for more
Like it?
The tell me you like it dangerous
They say you like it naughty
I like it anyway possible
So baby, rock with me
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
Move those hips, flash those eyes
Baby show me whatcha got
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
My mind's running wild and here comes a fling
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
Strip down!
Strip down!
Strip down and show me
Strip down and show me whatcha got
Uhhh! Woah baby!
Vampires Of America b/w Rock With Me
[b]Vampires Of America
[i]Written by TM[/i][/b]
They seduce you to wherever they might feel
Wondering if you think your concious is real
They twist your emotions into a maze of fright
Knowing that tonight is the last night you see the light
They follow your children when you're not home!
They are surrounding you when you think you're alone!
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
The currupted young criminals
Yellow teeth with blood splattered decay
Horny enough to drain all the blood out of you
Nothing would turn them on more than to get through
To the anxiety and hatred, to the tears and loneliness
They steal away your life in return of forgiveness
It's your happy emotions that they'll rape
Darling, don't even think you'll escape
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
Draining your blood
Draining my blood
Throwing my weak body down the river
Still screaming with each fading shiver
I can't cry, I can't cry
From Vermont to California
Live five-hundred thousand Vampires of America
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The vampires in America
The vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
Always on track, always on track
The Vampires in America
The Vampires in America
You won't make it back, you won't make it back
You won't make it back alive!
[b]Rock With Me
[i]Written by TM[/i][/b]
The worlds on fire, there's a lot of heat
People on the streets stripping down from their heads to their feet
Guess the humidity's gone to their heads
Cause tonight everyone's gonna be rocking in their beds
I'm just minding my own business though
Though... though I know there'll be a show
Oh yeah...
They tell me you like it dangerous
They say you like it naughty
I like it anyway possible
So baby, rock with me
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
My mind runs wild with an appetite for your sex
With my eyes closed I can see you undress
Ooo with a bit of spice, my hand goes up your legs
Ahh yeah, you're feeling quite nice
A show down tonight that's for sure
Baby, you don't even know me
I'll be making you plead for more
Like it?
The tell me you like it dangerous
They say you like it naughty
I like it anyway possible
So baby, rock with me
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
Move those hips, flash those eyes
Baby show me whatcha got
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
My mind's running wild and here comes a fling
Rock with me baby!
Rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Rock with me baby
Ohh yeah rock with me
Rock, rock, rock!
Mmm rock with me baby
Strip down!
Strip down!
Strip down and show me
Strip down and show me whatcha got
Uhhh! Woah baby!
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[QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
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Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
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Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
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Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
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Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
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[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
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And I severely doubt you can ever stay away from the transparent drugs you've been smoking all the time, long enough to see the factual reality.
FACT.
[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
[/QUOTE]
And I severely doubt you can ever stay away from the transparent drugs you've been smoking all the time, long enough to see the factual reality.
FACT.
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[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
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I'm not in the mainstream, love. I'm in the shady area between jazz, classical and crap.
[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
[/QUOTE]
I'm not in the mainstream, love. I'm in the shady area between jazz, classical and crap.
Valensia rules.
Cheers,
Hor
Cheers,
Hor
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[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
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Do you realise that what you´re saying is that you and your brothers garageband, has far more fans than U2. That you and your brother is more talanted than Macartney-Lennon. That you are going to inspire future generation musicians more than The Rolling Stones. Who´s in denial, asshole? Oh, and by the way. Your brother have the biggest nose I´ve ever seen and you need to be put back in your cellar lockup. Time and place and I´ll be there to fuck you up, for the sake of Queenzone.com and the entire human race.
[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
[/QUOTE]
Do you realise that what you´re saying is that you and your brothers garageband, has far more fans than U2. That you and your brother is more talanted than Macartney-Lennon. That you are going to inspire future generation musicians more than The Rolling Stones. Who´s in denial, asshole? Oh, and by the way. Your brother have the biggest nose I´ve ever seen and you need to be put back in your cellar lockup. Time and place and I´ll be there to fuck you up, for the sake of Queenzone.com and the entire human race.
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[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
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[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
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Laughable really.
[b]Treasure Moment wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]ThomasQuinn wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE] [QUOTE]I took the liberty of clearing this bit out to save room.
[/QUOTE]
Yeah! And they have the galls to call it HEAVY METAL!
"Treasure Moment tried to dethrone the metal, but the metal had its way"
Btw. I still think they took those neo classical bits from some soundtrack or something. They can't come up with even decent shit, so knowing them they probably took it from some obscure CD
[/QUOTE]
Neo-classical passages are highly overrated where complexity is concerned. If you use the harmonic minor scale, and you play it fast and spread out over several octaves (and preferably using intervals like thirds and fifths, or actually arpeggiating a chord, optionally including the second or fourth of that chord), it will automatically sound neo-classical, if you do it in strict rhythm. Having said that, it can be a really nice addition to songs.
[/QUOTE]
Having said all that i doubt you could compose anything remotely as good as those songs, not just you but the entire mainstream music world and bands like U2, coldplay, muse and endless other talentless bands.
[/QUOTE]
Laughable really.