the ask Adolfo thread

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[b]Adolfo wrote: [/b]

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[b]Charlie Brown wrote: [/b]



Great Adolfo can one woman be said to be the most beautiful in the world?

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Yes, and that woman is Leelee Sobieski I believe you experienced a a distorted signal from the other world when you made this pronouncement Great Adolfo. The universe may have been toying with you  in order to demonsrate to all of us that you are in fact human inspite of your amazing powers.




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Great Adolfo what really happens to that one sock that vanishes when ever we do our laundry?

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[b]Charlie Brown wrote: [/b]



Great Adolfo what really happens to that one sock that vanishes when ever we do our laundry?

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I´ll give you my theory CB. It gets stolen by a leprechaun-like creature with a serious foot-like fetisch. I´m almost sertain about this!

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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]

so adolfo-

how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?[/QUOTE]
it is not the amount of licks, but the size of the tongue

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[b]Alex Solan. wrote: [/b]

Adolfo,

why is it "socially" allowed to touch male breasts but not female's?

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cause female´s are yummy, male´s are waaack

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[b]Charlie Brown wrote: [/b]

Great Adolfo what really happens to that one sock that vanishes when ever we do our laundry?[/QUOTE]

it is sent by mysterious forces to a teenager´s room, under the mattress to be exact

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[b]Adolfo wrote: [/b]

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[b]MadeInHeaven! wrote: [/b]







how many pet rabbits does my sister's friend own? I bet you can't answer that one!





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16, i chose a big number cause rabbits mate like....  mmm u get the point





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LOL! She only has 7 rabbits.

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[b]Adolfo wrote: [/b]

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[b]Alex Solan. wrote: [/b]



Adolfo,

why is it "socially" allowed to touch male breasts but not female's?

Thanks in advance.

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cause female´s are yummy, male´s are waaack





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Dearest Adolfo,

Why is it then acceptable for a man to bare his chest in public, while it isn't for a woman?

Hey Adolfo.

I'm starting to get a little hungry.  What should I have for lunch?

Dear Adolfo.

Will things ever get any better?

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[b]Poo, again wrote: [/b]

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[b]Adolfo wrote: [/b]





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[b]Alex Solan. wrote: [/b]







Adolfo,

why is it "socially" allowed to touch male breasts but not female's?

Thanks in advance.





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cause female´s are yummy, male´s are waaack





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Dearest Adolfo,

Why is it then acceptable for a man to bare his chest in public, while it isn't for a woman?





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for the very same reason, it would be extremely tempting for any guy

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[b]Micrówave wrote: [/b]

Hey Adolfo.

I'm starting to get a little hungry.  What should I have for lunch?[/QUOTE]
a tuna sub

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[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]

Dear Adolfo.

Will things ever get any better?[/QUOTE]

yes they will, but before that happens they will get a lot worse.