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[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
*opens up his JD envelope*
yay its my 2009 calendar!
*does a little jig and then stops when he realises people can see him at the window*
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Hahahahahaha.. That happens to me too, dancing in front of my window or balcony door. I really need to stop with that.
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only difference being that you do it naked.if i did that i'd get carpet burns on my knob
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I'm not always naked. Duh. But if you're listening to songs like "Ledena" you just got to take off your clothes. That happened that night when my brother walked in and caught me and my girlfriends half naked. lol
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I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun.
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun. [/QUOTE]
no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun. [/QUOTE]
no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
remember folks an X-Factor winner is just for Christmas and not for life.
today is the first time in his life that Leonard Cohen [and his bank manager] has been happy..
today is the first time in his life that Leonard Cohen [and his bank manager] has been happy..
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun.
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no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
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I know the difference between a Scot and a good drag queen when I see one. This, is most certainly not a Scot.
I would. *nods*
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun.
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no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
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I know the difference between a Scot and a good drag queen when I see one. This, is most certainly not a Scot.
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I would. *nods*
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theres not much difference between a jock and a trannie,both have short fat hairy legs and like wearing skirts and no underwear :-]
[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun.
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no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
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I know the difference between a Scot and a good drag queen when I see one. This, is most certainly not a Scot.
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I would. *nods*
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theres not much difference between a jock and a trannie,both have short fat hairy legs and like wearing skirts and no underwear :-]
I had a very weird dreams last night.
Lemme tell you about it...
I was with my family in this forest, running away from some army. I think that we were in war.. We ran into this huge house, it was completely empty. Someone said that army killed the owners. I was walking around the house and came into some girlish room. It was very pretty. She had bunch of teddy bears on her bed, she was quite artistic, I saw some of her drawings and they were pretty good. I also noticed that she played the keyboard. I saw her lap top on the desk and thought; "I shall sign in on MSN and Facebook to check out how are my friends." but then I said to myself "Nah, you are crazy. They are all running away, none of them has time for MSN or Facebook right now." Suddenly some of my friends were with me in that house, one of them said "They are coming! Let's get the hell out of here!" We were running through that forest again, I've heard gun shots, AK47, bombs, it was freaking war! Then all of the sudden, I was sitting in front of some house with my mother and brother. My uncle was inside the house. One creepy man came and told us not to move otherwise he's going to kill us. I went inside through one of the windows, I saw him shooting my uncle. I ran into one little room and locked the door. I've heard him shooting again, 7 fucking times. Then he somehow unlocked the door and told me to come out and stand against a wall. He was ugly as hell! I looked him straight into his eyes and said: "Please don't kill me, I'm only 18 years old." Ugly fuck was laughing at me, he started shooting, all bullets ended up in the wall. Every single bullet was THIS close to injure or kill me!! I was so scared. There was some crazy asshole right in front of me playing with my life like it's some stupid toy and I can't do nothing about it. Ugly fuck decides will I live or die. Then he points his gun at me and shoots me right in the forehead. I fell on the floor and I was bleeding like crazy. I thought "How the hell I'm still alive?! When you shoot someone in head he's dead! I saw this on tv 1000 times!! What the fuck is going on??!". So I'm laying on the floor and seeing how my blood covers the entire floor. I started shaking and I was feeling pretty fucked up. Then, THANK LUCIFER, I woke up.
Lemme tell you about it...
I was with my family in this forest, running away from some army. I think that we were in war.. We ran into this huge house, it was completely empty. Someone said that army killed the owners. I was walking around the house and came into some girlish room. It was very pretty. She had bunch of teddy bears on her bed, she was quite artistic, I saw some of her drawings and they were pretty good. I also noticed that she played the keyboard. I saw her lap top on the desk and thought; "I shall sign in on MSN and Facebook to check out how are my friends." but then I said to myself "Nah, you are crazy. They are all running away, none of them has time for MSN or Facebook right now." Suddenly some of my friends were with me in that house, one of them said "They are coming! Let's get the hell out of here!" We were running through that forest again, I've heard gun shots, AK47, bombs, it was freaking war! Then all of the sudden, I was sitting in front of some house with my mother and brother. My uncle was inside the house. One creepy man came and told us not to move otherwise he's going to kill us. I went inside through one of the windows, I saw him shooting my uncle. I ran into one little room and locked the door. I've heard him shooting again, 7 fucking times. Then he somehow unlocked the door and told me to come out and stand against a wall. He was ugly as hell! I looked him straight into his eyes and said: "Please don't kill me, I'm only 18 years old." Ugly fuck was laughing at me, he started shooting, all bullets ended up in the wall. Every single bullet was THIS close to injure or kill me!! I was so scared. There was some crazy asshole right in front of me playing with my life like it's some stupid toy and I can't do nothing about it. Ugly fuck decides will I live or die. Then he points his gun at me and shoots me right in the forehead. I fell on the floor and I was bleeding like crazy. I thought "How the hell I'm still alive?! When you shoot someone in head he's dead! I saw this on tv 1000 times!! What the fuck is going on??!". So I'm laying on the floor and seeing how my blood covers the entire floor. I started shaking and I was feeling pretty fucked up. Then, THANK LUCIFER, I woke up.
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[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]
I had a very weird dreams last night.
Lemme tell you about it...
I was with my family in this forest, running away from some army. I think that we were in war.. We ran into this huge house, it was completely empty. Someone said that army killed the owners. I was walking around the house and came into some girlish room. It was very pretty. She had bunch of teddy bears on her bed, she was quite artistic, I saw some of her drawings and they were pretty good. I also noticed that she played the keyboard. I saw her lap top on the desk and thought; "I shall sign in on MSN and Facebook to check out how are my friends." but then I said to myself "Nah, you are crazy. They are all running away, none of them has time for MSN or Facebook right now." Suddenly some of my friends were with me in that house, one of them said "They are coming! Let's get the hell out of here!" We were running through that forest again, I've heard gun shots, AK47, bombs, it was freaking war! Then all of the sudden, I was sitting in front of some house with my mother and brother. My uncle was inside the house. One creepy man came and told us not to move otherwise he's going to kill us. I went inside through one of the windows, I saw him shooting my uncle. I ran into one little room and locked the door. I've heard him shooting again, 7 fucking times. Then he somehow unlocked the door and told me to come out and stand against a wall. He was ugly as hell! I looked him straight into his eyes and said: "Please don't kill me, I'm only 18 years old." Ugly fuck was laughing at me, he started shooting, all bullets ended up in the wall. Every single bullet was THIS close to injure or kill me!! I was so scared. There was some crazy asshole right in front of me playing with my life like it's some stupid toy and I can't do nothing about it. Ugly fuck decides will I live or die. Then he points his gun at me and shoots me right in the forehead. I fell on the floor and I was bleeding like crazy. I thought "How the hell I'm still alive?! When you shoot someone in head he's dead! I saw this on tv 1000 times!! What the fuck is going on??!". So I'm laying on the floor and seeing how my blood covers the entire floor. I started shaking and I was feeling pretty fucked up. Then, THANK LUCIFER, I woke up.
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wow....that sounds...vivid!
must be a pastlife dream mixed with modern life?
[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]
I had a very weird dreams last night.
Lemme tell you about it...
I was with my family in this forest, running away from some army. I think that we were in war.. We ran into this huge house, it was completely empty. Someone said that army killed the owners. I was walking around the house and came into some girlish room. It was very pretty. She had bunch of teddy bears on her bed, she was quite artistic, I saw some of her drawings and they were pretty good. I also noticed that she played the keyboard. I saw her lap top on the desk and thought; "I shall sign in on MSN and Facebook to check out how are my friends." but then I said to myself "Nah, you are crazy. They are all running away, none of them has time for MSN or Facebook right now." Suddenly some of my friends were with me in that house, one of them said "They are coming! Let's get the hell out of here!" We were running through that forest again, I've heard gun shots, AK47, bombs, it was freaking war! Then all of the sudden, I was sitting in front of some house with my mother and brother. My uncle was inside the house. One creepy man came and told us not to move otherwise he's going to kill us. I went inside through one of the windows, I saw him shooting my uncle. I ran into one little room and locked the door. I've heard him shooting again, 7 fucking times. Then he somehow unlocked the door and told me to come out and stand against a wall. He was ugly as hell! I looked him straight into his eyes and said: "Please don't kill me, I'm only 18 years old." Ugly fuck was laughing at me, he started shooting, all bullets ended up in the wall. Every single bullet was THIS close to injure or kill me!! I was so scared. There was some crazy asshole right in front of me playing with my life like it's some stupid toy and I can't do nothing about it. Ugly fuck decides will I live or die. Then he points his gun at me and shoots me right in the forehead. I fell on the floor and I was bleeding like crazy. I thought "How the hell I'm still alive?! When you shoot someone in head he's dead! I saw this on tv 1000 times!! What the fuck is going on??!". So I'm laying on the floor and seeing how my blood covers the entire floor. I started shaking and I was feeling pretty fucked up. Then, THANK LUCIFER, I woke up.
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wow....that sounds...vivid!
must be a pastlife dream mixed with modern life?
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]
I had a very weird dreams last night.
Lemme tell you about it...
I was with my family in this forest, running away from some army. I think that we were in war.. We ran into this huge house, it was completely empty. Someone said that army killed the owners. I was walking around the house and came into some girlish room. It was very pretty. She had bunch of teddy bears on her bed, she was quite artistic, I saw some of her drawings and they were pretty good. I also noticed that she played the keyboard. I saw her lap top on the desk and thought; "I shall sign in on MSN and Facebook to check out how are my friends." but then I said to myself "Nah, you are crazy. They are all running away, none of them has time for MSN or Facebook right now." Suddenly some of my friends were with me in that house, one of them said "They are coming! Let's get the hell out of here!" We were running through that forest again, I've heard gun shots, AK47, bombs, it was freaking war! Then all of the sudden, I was sitting in front of some house with my mother and brother. My uncle was inside the house. One creepy man came and told us not to move otherwise he's going to kill us. I went inside through one of the windows, I saw him shooting my uncle. I ran into one little room and locked the door. I've heard him shooting again, 7 fucking times. Then he somehow unlocked the door and told me to come out and stand against a wall. He was ugly as hell! I looked him straight into his eyes and said: "Please don't kill me, I'm only 18 years old." Ugly fuck was laughing at me, he started shooting, all bullets ended up in the wall. Every single bullet was THIS close to injure or kill me!! I was so scared. There was some crazy asshole right in front of me playing with my life like it's some stupid toy and I can't do nothing about it. Ugly fuck decides will I live or die. Then he points his gun at me and shoots me right in the forehead. I fell on the floor and I was bleeding like crazy. I thought "How the hell I'm still alive?! When you shoot someone in head he's dead! I saw this on tv 1000 times!! What the fuck is going on??!". So I'm laying on the floor and seeing how my blood covers the entire floor. I started shaking and I was feeling pretty fucked up. Then, THANK LUCIFER, I woke up.
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wow....that sounds...vivid!
must be a pastlife dream mixed with modern life?
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I have no idea. xD
[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]
I had a very weird dreams last night.
Lemme tell you about it...
I was with my family in this forest, running away from some army. I think that we were in war.. We ran into this huge house, it was completely empty. Someone said that army killed the owners. I was walking around the house and came into some girlish room. It was very pretty. She had bunch of teddy bears on her bed, she was quite artistic, I saw some of her drawings and they were pretty good. I also noticed that she played the keyboard. I saw her lap top on the desk and thought; "I shall sign in on MSN and Facebook to check out how are my friends." but then I said to myself "Nah, you are crazy. They are all running away, none of them has time for MSN or Facebook right now." Suddenly some of my friends were with me in that house, one of them said "They are coming! Let's get the hell out of here!" We were running through that forest again, I've heard gun shots, AK47, bombs, it was freaking war! Then all of the sudden, I was sitting in front of some house with my mother and brother. My uncle was inside the house. One creepy man came and told us not to move otherwise he's going to kill us. I went inside through one of the windows, I saw him shooting my uncle. I ran into one little room and locked the door. I've heard him shooting again, 7 fucking times. Then he somehow unlocked the door and told me to come out and stand against a wall. He was ugly as hell! I looked him straight into his eyes and said: "Please don't kill me, I'm only 18 years old." Ugly fuck was laughing at me, he started shooting, all bullets ended up in the wall. Every single bullet was THIS close to injure or kill me!! I was so scared. There was some crazy asshole right in front of me playing with my life like it's some stupid toy and I can't do nothing about it. Ugly fuck decides will I live or die. Then he points his gun at me and shoots me right in the forehead. I fell on the floor and I was bleeding like crazy. I thought "How the hell I'm still alive?! When you shoot someone in head he's dead! I saw this on tv 1000 times!! What the fuck is going on??!". So I'm laying on the floor and seeing how my blood covers the entire floor. I started shaking and I was feeling pretty fucked up. Then, THANK LUCIFER, I woke up.
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wow....that sounds...vivid!
must be a pastlife dream mixed with modern life?
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I have no idea. xD
Finally posted your present Jon!
You'll love it...
At least one of them. XD
I got you two things.
Don't worry, I never spent too much on you. lol.
[b]TOMORROW I'M MEETING UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND. We are exchanging Christmas presents. Yay. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] [/b]
You'll love it...
At least one of them. XD
I got you two things.
Don't worry, I never spent too much on you. lol.
[b]TOMORROW I'M MEETING UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND. We are exchanging Christmas presents. Yay. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] [/b]
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[b]its_a_hard_life wrote: [/b]
Finally posted your present Jon!
You'll love it...
At least one of them. XD
I got you two things.
Don't worry, I never spent too much on you. lol.
[b]TOMORROW I'M MEETING UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND. We are exchanging Christmas presents. Yay. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] [/b]
[/QUOTE] you cheapskate,you should be lavishing gifts at my feet lol!!!
i shall sit by the letterbox like an excited puppy at Christmas and not like a Peruvian guinea pig on Boxing Day ;-]
day 3 of the 2 weeks of Joxers social calendar and im struggling already,this is gonna be tough to survive!
[b]its_a_hard_life wrote: [/b]
Finally posted your present Jon!
You'll love it...
At least one of them. XD
I got you two things.
Don't worry, I never spent too much on you. lol.
[b]TOMORROW I'M MEETING UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND. We are exchanging Christmas presents. Yay. [img=/images/smiley/msn/thumbs_up.gif][/img] [/b]
[/QUOTE] you cheapskate,you should be lavishing gifts at my feet lol!!!
i shall sit by the letterbox like an excited puppy at Christmas and not like a Peruvian guinea pig on Boxing Day ;-]
day 3 of the 2 weeks of Joxers social calendar and im struggling already,this is gonna be tough to survive!
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun.
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no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
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I know the difference between a Scot and a good drag queen when I see one. This, is most certainly not a Scot.
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I would. *nods*
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theres not much difference between a jock and a trannie,both have short fat hairy legs and like wearing skirts and no underwear :-]
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yOU SHOULD SEE THIS ONE'S LEGS. bETTER THAN MINE. aLSO VERY HOT. yES. LINDA IS HER NAME.
I realise the above is in caps, however, I'd alreadly written it and couldn't be bother to re-write it.
Am a bit drink.
Oops.
[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I've been befriending Australian drag queens in Edinburgh. Awesome fun.
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no dear,they're not drag queens,they be Scots :-]
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I know the difference between a Scot and a good drag queen when I see one. This, is most certainly not a Scot.
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I would. *nods*
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theres not much difference between a jock and a trannie,both have short fat hairy legs and like wearing skirts and no underwear :-]
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yOU SHOULD SEE THIS ONE'S LEGS. bETTER THAN MINE. aLSO VERY HOT. yES. LINDA IS HER NAME.
I realise the above is in caps, however, I'd alreadly written it and couldn't be bother to re-write it.
Am a bit drink.
Oops.
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[b]MadeInHeaven! wrote: [/b]
My mouse, Delilah just died. I'm going to really miss her. RIP. :( :( :( She wasn't even a year old. I extend my sympathies to you MIH on the loss of your little mouse friend.
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[b]MadeInHeaven! wrote: [/b]
My mouse, Delilah just died. I'm going to really miss her. RIP. :( :( :( She wasn't even a year old. I extend my sympathies to you MIH on the loss of your little mouse friend.
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