The "I love Cindy" random thoughts thread

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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]



^arent you seeing Judas Priest soon too?

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Joxie!!!!!!!!!!! ¬.¬ 

I've seen Judas Priest alreadyyyyyy... :O You forgetful bugger! lol.

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you see so many bands that i forget who youve seen,either that or ive got mad cow disease...
moooo!

Judas Priest are awesome live :D

I'M SO EXCITED!!!

I have Peter Wolf's first solo album, Lights Out, on cassette. But I just bought the LP of it, BRAND NEW OLD STOCK! Brand new! Brand new! And it's been out of print for years.

i think im in the bad books with the 'familia'..
got a message from the family yesterday saying that my brother may of had a heart attack and was in hospital but it turned out to be a muscle spasm and i turned it into a joke which hasnt gone down too well..
whats wrong with saying
a] wow,i didnt realise he had a heart and
b] the doctor said he had 'acute angina' and my brother replied 'thanks,but what about my heart?'

I'm going to die of a heart attack.

I got heart problems from mommies's side of the family.

I hope it's going to happen during the sex.

When a woman bends over right in front of you wearing a skirt, what do most men want to do? This question isn't for most women, gay men, or Rafael.

Once I went to the grocery store with Pimpin' Pete. There was this woman in the line and she bend over and she was wearing tight thin pants. He bent down and smelled her crotch and ass, right in public! Un-believeable, but true. He's a womanizer. One time, we were driving by a covered bridge, and there were these two ladies making out on a stone wall, one was a butch. Pimpin' Pete INSISTED we watch them. They probably got creeped out, but they kept going at it. I think butch lesbians are ugly, to be honest. If they want to be like a man so much, they might as well get a damn sex change.

Another time, my friend and I went to go see Pimpin' Pete at the bachelor pad. Well, I decided to wait in my truck and send my friend to go up to Pete's apartment and have him come outside. WELL, Pete's apartment has those sliding glass window doors, and you can view the whole pad from the porch. When my friend got up there, he was shocked to see Pete fingering the hell out of Pete's neighbor. My friend ran back down as quick as possible. Pimpin' Pete was in a relationship at the time and was cheating on his girlfriend.

strawberry bootscake plaemaragon

Jake

If Pimpin Pete bent over to sniff the arse of that unfortunate girl doesn't that mean that he is unable to control himself. What would happen if ,God forbid, he saw a girl sunbathing topless in her garden. Would he be able to hold back his primal urges or would he just assume that if she's naked, then she's fair game and go on to rape her? And if he's got such a hold on you that he was able to INSIST that you stop your truck to watch two lesbians kissing, what else might he INSIST that you do. I hope you realise that your lawyer wont be able to put up much of a defense by saying that Pimpin Pete INSISTED you took part in an attack.

In fact If Pimpin Pete actually existed outside your imagination, I'd advise you to keep away from him as he is obviously just as fucked up in the head as you are. Seriously Jake old chap, The more you post these sordid sexual fantasies of yours, the deeper a hole you dig for yourself.

fatty

[b]What would happen if ,God forbid, he saw a girl sunbathing topless in her garden. [/b]
He'd probably ask her if she wants to be laid, or he'd spy on her. He's Pimpin' Pete!

[b]And if he's got such a hold on you that he was able to INSIST that you stop your truck to watch two lesbians kissing, what else might he INSIST that you do.[/b]
I wouldn't of stopped. You see, Milton, [i]he[/i] was driving [i]his[/i] van. And, we wouldn't of been in trouble for two lesbians making out in public. If they had done something more, we wouldn't of been in trouble for that either. If a cop drove by, they'd be arrested for public exposure. LoL

Pete is my cousin's dad. (He married my Dad's sister but he cheated on her so she divorced him), and he lives up the road from me. He doesn't have a bad record of any sort, except the time he dressed up to go to a disco, and was arrested for impersonating an officer. The charges were dropped because the police chief said his officer was an idiot for thinking Pete looked like an authentic cop. That was in Massachusetts. Here in Newport, he is good friends with the police chief, in fact, they worked together doing carpentry and Pete was best man at his wedding.

I've no other conclusion to make, other than that you are a fabrication of someone with a lot of spare time.  Kudos to whoever invented you!

It's just toooooooooo bad I'm real and have been on Queenzone longer than you. :-P Here's my license, and you can see my address on there. Hop on a plane, come by, and I'll show you what's real and what's fake.

i really should stop singing "you aint bluffin' with your muffin' " out loud when im in Costcutters supermarket surrounded by people i dont know..
curse you Lady Gaga and your damn catchy song!

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[b]Play The Game wrote: [/b]

It's just toooooooooo bad I'm real and have been on Queenzone longer than you. :-P

Here's my license, and you can see my address on there. Hop on a plane, come by, and I'll show you what's real and what's fake.

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am i the only one that looked at this and thought "wow,Mark Chapman!"?

Mark Chapman is about three times my weight.

And about ten times as sane.

fatty.