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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:
i didnt kill it,it was only 6 inches [thats 9 inches to you women out there] long so i just moved it to behind the shed where it can do whatever it wants to in peace.
got peas,runner beans,mange tout,onions,carrots,broccoli,cabbages,leeks,cucumbers and loads of various tomatoes trying their best to grow and not be destroyed by the neighbourhood cats :-[
got more netting than a North Atlantic trawler over my garden at the moment.the Cornish Piskies are using it as a military training course..
Oh only six inches. Once a snake bit me. It didn't hurt, but it left funny marks on me from it's teeth. I am going to plant tomatoes, potatoes, corn, broccoli, lettuce, pumpkins, squash, peas, beans, carrots, watermelon, and a lot of other things, but we are still getting frost at night. I have two cats, but they don't bother the garden, they know better. They go to my neighbor's garden instead.
I will be planting flowers. Are you going to be? What's your favorite flower? If you were to give a girl on Queenzone, a flower, who would it be?
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:
I got very drunk last night.
Too drunk.
We did 4 hours of karaoke, where I did a very rousing version of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" (I say rousing, much of it was spent with me shouting "IT'S TOO LOW" into the microphone. And after that I decided it was only right I also do I Dreamed A Dream and On My Own. Both equally as a shit. And THEN we went to another pub, where there happened to be karaoke. And my name got put to sing I Dreamed A Dream, and it was all very embarrassing and awful and probably out of tune and I think video recordings possibly exist and I think I am definitely the new Susan Boyle.
BUT, on the plus side I didn't vomit on anyone, well, I didn't vomit at all actually, and I didn't fall over and I didn't confess my undying love to any strangers in the street.
I never heard your voice, but you and Inu-Liger (Richard), should do a cover version of 'The Last Time I Made Love', originally by Anita Dobson. You guys could do a duet and date and then marry and have a million children. I know he'd be happy, don't know about you, but it'd be a fairytale story for sure.
Sweet Insanity wrote:
Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:
I got very drunk last night.
Too drunk.
We did 4 hours of karaoke, where I did a very rousing version of "Do You Hear The People Sing?" (I say rousing, much of it was spent with me shouting "IT'S TOO LOW" into the microphone. And after that I decided it was only right I also do I Dreamed A Dream and On My Own. Both equally as a shit. And THEN we went to another pub, where there happened to be karaoke. And my name got put to sing I Dreamed A Dream, and it was all very embarrassing and awful and probably out of tune and I think video recordings possibly exist and I think I am definitely the new Susan Boyle.
BUT, on the plus side I didn't vomit on anyone, well, I didn't vomit at all actually, and I didn't fall over and I didn't confess my undying love to any strangers in the street.
I never heard your voice, but you and Inu-Liger (Richard), should do a cover version of 'The Last Time I Made Love', originally by Anita Dobson. You guys could do a duet and date and then marry and have a million children. I know he'd be happy, don't know about you, but it'd be a fairytale story for sure.
Fuck Anita Dobson. I'd sooner rather cover "Catch You, Catch Me" than touch her god-awful crap.
so,what shall i do with the £110 million im gonna win tonight on the Euro lottery?
I just finished spreading weed and moss killer on Pete's lawn. He is in Massachusetts and left me a message on my cell phone to go ahead and spread it. He hates the dandelions on his lawn!
Just had dinner with Jessica at The Little Red Baron mexican restaurant. It was great. It was Jessica's treat for our 3 year anniversary.
My grandmother is in the hospital, as yesterday she had a convulsion or seizure of some sort. Hope she is doing okay.
My grandmother is in the hospital, as yesterday she had a convulsion or seizure of some sort. Hope she is doing okay.
right,Europe bring it on!
im ready and primed with a shitload of booze for next Tuesday,Thursday [semi finals] and next Saturday's Eurovision!
we aint gonna win and we just dont care!! :-p
im ready and primed with a shitload of booze for next Tuesday,Thursday [semi finals] and next Saturday's Eurovision!
we aint gonna win and we just dont care!! :-p
I AM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<br><br>EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
<br><br>EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
It's Mother's Day tomorrow. I have to work in the morning... tilling a garden and removing brush.
Jeeeeee whizzzzzzzzzz
I'm in one of those moods where I'm bored with people, computer, television, music, money, outside, inside, food, and everything else. I question God, "What is the reason for my existence?" ... and he doesn't answer. He never answers anyone. I just, totally don't have a clue on what I can do right now to make myself feel better. I've had two cigarettes in the twenty minutes, to give myself some time to think, but I have no luck on what I can do. I have to till that garden and remove that brush still, but I feel too depressed to do it. I will do it, later on today. Right now I'm trying to get out of this depression. I'm SURE I'll feel better in a few hours, but damn, this kind of depression sucks.
I'm in one of those moods where I'm bored with people, computer, television, music, money, outside, inside, food, and everything else. I question God, "What is the reason for my existence?" ... and he doesn't answer. He never answers anyone. I just, totally don't have a clue on what I can do right now to make myself feel better. I've had two cigarettes in the twenty minutes, to give myself some time to think, but I have no luck on what I can do. I have to till that garden and remove that brush still, but I feel too depressed to do it. I will do it, later on today. Right now I'm trying to get out of this depression. I'm SURE I'll feel better in a few hours, but damn, this kind of depression sucks.
Don't look for answers from a merciful, bearded God, because it doesn't exist.
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[/QUOTE]That doesn't preclude the existence of 'something', of course.[/QUOTE]
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[/QUOTE]That doesn't preclude the existence of 'something', of course.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, Brian Wilson never replies when I pray to him.
I feel better now anyway, which is great.
Don't forget to wish a happy mother's day to all the milfs out there.
I feel better now anyway, which is great.
Don't forget to wish a happy mother's day to all the milfs out there.
its_a_hard_life wrote:
I AM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol oh man....
london will be doomed O.o
inu-liger wrote:
Fuck off with your sick messages, you twisted psychopath.
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote:
You fucking wish.....your despicable!
The word MILF, an insult? Not around here... most ladies take it as a compliment. I don't know about Canada, but around here, if you call a lady who has children a 'milf' she takes it as a compliment, and think of it as a way of a person calling them attractive or sexy or even fuckable. Had no complaints about it on my Myspace and it's my status message and I sent the message out to a lot of people and they said thank-you to me. I'm sure if someone made the exact same post as mine on here, no one would of complained. Probably would of thanked them. I guess that's what I get for being a person who people want dead. Oh well. They can't change who I am to fit their standards, and if they hate what I have to say, oh well. And, I totally don't know why Inu-Liger responded, maybe he thinks he's a woman or something. Maybe if I wrote something like "Happy Underage Japanese Girls Day", he would of been more interested and involved. Yeah, he probably would of been. Or "Happy Cremation Day"... yeah. I guess he goes for the young and dead.