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Are any of you here figure skaters?  If so, what are your achievements on jumps landed, and how you did at competitions?  Why I am asking this will be mentioned at a later time.
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littlekillerham wrote:

Why I am asking this will be mentioned at a later time.  


Will your reason be contained on a stretch of microfilm stored in the back molar of a Siberian dissident?  And, upon receiving your reason, should I be on the lookout for bowler-hat-wearing agents with fake umbrellas capable of injecting arsenic pellets into my thigh?

Just wanted to know before I answered. 




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I'm no skater but I used to be great on roller blades until I weighed 340 lbs. Now that I'm 165 lbs, I think I'll take up roller blading again.

I can roller skate too.
I love riding bicycles.
I can't however, operate a skateboard. We'll leave that to LaDonka
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LozIan wrote:







littlekillerham wrote:



Why I am asking this will be mentioned at a later time.  



Will your reason be contained on a stretch of microfilm stored in the back molar of a Siberian dissident?  And, upon receiving your reason, should I be on the lookout for bowler-hat-wearing agents with fake umbrellas capable of injecting arsenic pellets into my thigh?

Just wanted to know before I answered. 







Contrary to popular belief, no.  



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