Britain's got ugly talent

Lisser wrote:

 



Yara wrote:



If she's ugly, I tell ya, I'm the output of the peace agreement between Alien and Predator. Let's say they thought it was a good idea to swive - excuse me my middle English! - in order to seal the deal.

Then I came into being, though wearing thick-lensed glasses for myopia and being cross-eyed, both features which can't be attributed to either of them. But I'll always think of Predator as my one and only father, despite what further biological discoveries may reveal. 

We all love you Yara, no matter if the Predator is your father or not :)

Lisser, has your avatar/profile pic always been there or did you just add it today? Usually all I see is a red 'x'.

Anyway...that reminds me I'm auditioning Queen fans for a swimsuit contest and I would like to invite you to send in a swimsuit picture. I have one already from all the other Queen fans here (whistles) so you're the odd one out. You don't want that now surely? Anyway, don't worry, there's nothing pervy about this, I'm a doctor after all...

Holly2003 wrote:

 



Lisser wrote:



 

 



 



 



Yara wrote:



 



If she's ugly, I tell ya, I'm the output of the peace agreement between Alien and Predator. Let's say they thought it was a good idea to swive - excuse me my middle English! - in order to seal the deal.

Then I came into being, though wearing thick-lensed glasses for myopia and being cross-eyed, both features which can't be attributed to either of them. But I'll always think of Predator as my one and only father, despite what further biological discoveries may reveal. 



 

We all love you Yara, no matter if the Predator is your father or not :)

Lisser, has your avatar/profile pic always been there or did you just add it today? Usually all I see is a red 'x'.

Anyway...that reminds me I'm auditioning Queen fans for a swimsuit contest and I would like to invite you to send in a swimsuit picture. I have one already from all the other Queen fans here (whistles) so you're the odd one out. You don't want that now surely? Anyway, don't worry, there's nothing pervy about this, I'm a doctor after all...

Woooooooooooo!!! I'm not sure what happens with my avatar pictures. It tends to be as moody as I am. Sometimes it decides to show up as me, other times as a red 'x'.  I shall send you my bathing suit picture as soon as I get home from work good doctor....I'm always up for participating in medical experiments you know. I like to do my part for Science.

I'm still waiting Lisser. I hope you realise you are holding up the progress of medical science. Besides, there's only so long I can sit here dressed only in my underpants and wearing oven gloves. My wife is giving me funny looks too...

Freya is quietly judging you. wrote:

@Sergei: This is true.

I just really hate all the little snidey emos in the audience that all look at her like she's totally mental when she comes onto the stage. It's awfully depressing that people act like that. And I don't know why they're all surprised, since when has looks come into whether a person can sing or not? People are so rubbish.

...Same kids who would rather buy an album from a talentless pretty face like Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers.

What's sad about all of this is that had not this been a reality show, Susan Boyle would have never been given the chance to showcase her voice to millions. The music industry (in particular the pop industry) is mostly interested in selling the image before the talent.

A few weeks ago, Kelly Clarkson got nothing but criticism after performing on SNL and looking like she has gained a few pounds. Personally, I think the girl still looks absolutely gorgeous, but of course the criticism is never pointed on her performance but on how she looks.

she isnt THAT ugly actualy if I were an older man she is the sort i would see myself with....  well, not for her looks but i mean you can do even worse and she is what you say a funny old witch kind of humor![/QUOTE]

i don't understand why people cried during her performance.....
anyways, i heard she already has about 100 million views on youtube!!!!!!!!!
she did an amazing performance though. props to her!

i didnt think it was possible to get greater fame after his directing in Trainspotting and Slumdog Millionaire but Danny Boyle can sing Les Mis songs too.is there no end to his talents!?

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

i didnt think it was possible to get greater fame after his directing in Trainspotting and Slumdog Millionaire but Danny Boyle can sing Les Mis songs too.is there no end to his talents!?

Copy Cat!!!  :-P
You got that from Terry Wogan! 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ROCK ON.

Poo, again wrote:

The British have got to be the ugliest in Europe.

*stabs you* :-)

its_a_hard_life wrote:

Poo, again wrote:



The British have got to be the ugliest in Europe.

*stabs you* :-)

...even if they did, they still have the sexiest accent.

AspiringPhilosophe wrote:

 



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



i didnt think it was possible to get greater fame after his directing in Trainspotting and Slumdog Millionaire but Danny Boyle can sing Les Mis songs too.is there no end to his talents!?

Copy Cat!!!  :-P
You got that from Terry Wogan! 

really? i havent heard Wogan for ages..when did he say it?



just goes to prove that great minds think alike :-]

^Stop lying Jon. :)

Poo, again wrote:

The British have got to be the ugliest in Europe.

^__^

Ms. Rebel wrote:

Poo, again wrote:



The British have got to be the ugliest in Europe.

^__^

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