Monica Bellucci

Serious, everytime I see a picture of this woman I feel like going through what Camus thought was the only relevant philosophical issue: suicide. :op

Why is the world soooooo absolutely ruthless and unfair!?

Here are the pics I've just seen after unadvertedly clicking the links my friend set up for me as a trap:

[url=http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Monica_Bellucci_wallpaper/Monica_Bellucci.jpg]http://www.cinematicwallpaper.com/movie-pictures/wallpapers/Monica_Bellucci_wallpaper/Monica_Bellucci.jpg[/url]

[url=http://paletos.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/monica_bellucci1.jpg]http://paletos.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/monica_bellucci1.jpg[/url]

In all honesty, I don't even look like an human being next to that.

And I like her, she's very lovely and kind, it seems; at least in interviews. :op But she didn't need to be so ruthless. 

On the Jewish side, though, we have a great representative: Natalie Portman. Not that I look a tiny bit like her, but it helps boosting my ego...it means that not everything is lost, maybe I have some fine genes which haven't manifest themselves yet. Maybe we descend from the same tribe of Israel. Hehehe. Here's hoping! :-)

Take care, you all!

Yara

I masturbate over this woman frequently.

You mean she's too hot? I really don't understand the topic...

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[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]

I masturbate over this woman frequently.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha.

Well, she's pretty, I know.

@ Saif

As a girl I feel like trash when I look at this: it's such a contrast that I actually get to fully realize how UGLY I AM! lol : -))))

Take care you, guys.

Yara

Yara, I am pretty sure that you are not ugly at all so lets not have anymore of this self depreciating garbage. This Monica Bellucci person has probably been made over by top class make-up artistes and been helped by all other sorts of goodness knows what people.

So chin up, sweetie!!

hugs!!

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[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]

I masturbate over this woman frequently.[/QUOTE]
heheehe funnt

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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]

Yara, I am pretty sure that you are not ugly at all so lets not have anymore of this self depreciating garbage. This Monica Bellucci person has probably been made over by top class make-up artistes and been helped by all other sorts of goodness knows what people.

So chin up, sweetie!!

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Hi, Mr. Mercury! :-)))

How are you doing? I hope you're doing fine, it's always nice to read your posts.

Oh, thanks for the kind and sweet words! You're lovely.

Hmm, but isn't she pretty? :op 

Admit it... :-)

I don't want you to fight with her because of me. Hehehe. She's pretty and very nice too, I watched some of her interviews and she seems to be a very kind and lovely person. 

I know I rock, yes!, but this is no reason to deny or play down her qualities. I'm a fair competitor. :op

Thanks for the lovely words, darling, and take care, ok?

Read ya!

Hugs back!

She's very hot, no doubt but if I held every woman to her standard, I'd never have a girlfriend. Every girl is "hot", "cute" or "sexy" in her own way. I have a friend named Mridu who is really good looking. Women go ga-ga for him. But his girlfriend is, IMO, not conventionally attractive. But he loves her dearly. And there's this guy named Adnan I know who is almost the same and he used to be a big playboy. But his long-term girlfriend is like, really fat; she's humongous! Love is blind. An Indian poet once said, "True love arises out of attraction to one's inner beauty."(approximate translation) Yeah, it's sappy/cheesy but I've found it to be true. I've had many girlfriends but I'm pretty sure I've been in love only once. The girl was not as hot(yet, still attractive) or well-endowed as my subsequent partners but she was the only one that made me feel relevant. Maybe I'm just rambling...anyway, hope you find your ideal guy.

Waxing my carrot over her right now actually.

you lost me as soon as i saw the word 'camus' but if shes the Italian woman that got a bit teasy and filed for divorvce when her PM husband started hiring 18yo totty for his cabinet then she aint for me :-p

*looks at 2nd pic*
on second thoughts lets not be too hasty about kicking her out of bed...

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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]

Hi, Mr. Mercury! :-)))

How are you doing? I hope you're doing fine, it's always nice to read your posts.

Oh, thanks for the kind and sweet words! You're lovely.

Hmm, but isn't she pretty? :op 

Admit it... :-)

I don't want you to fight with her because of me. Hehehe. She's pretty and very nice too, I watched some of her interviews and she seems to be a very kind and lovely person. 

I know I rock, yes!, but this is no reason to deny or play down her qualities. I'm a fair competitor. :op

Thanks for the lovely words, darling, and take care, ok?

Read ya!

Hugs back!




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You dont want me to fight her because of you? Why not - I'd rather have you!!! Lol. Who said that the age of chivalry is dead?!!

I'll take you any day lol

Hugs

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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]

you lost me as soon as i saw the word 'camus' but if shes the Italian woman that got a bit teasy and filed for divorvce when her PM husband started hiring 18yo totty for his cabinet then she aint for me :-p

*looks at 2nd pic*
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Hahaha. It remembers me of Jade Scorpion, the movie with Woodie Allen and Kate Hudson. He gets under hypnosis and kicks Charlize Theron's character out of bed to go do some robbery. It's a priceless scene. Afterwards the character played by Kate Hudson inquires him as to whether the girl had been in his apartment as she told the police she had and that she was kicked out of bed by him. He answers like: "Do I look like the kind of guy who'd kick her out of bed?" Haha.  

I like this movie, I feel like watching it again now. :)

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[b]Saif wrote: [/b]

She's very hot, no doubt but if I held every woman to her standard, I'd never have a girlfriend. Every girl is "hot", "cute" or "sexy" in her own way. I have a friend named Mridu who is really good looking. Women go ga-ga for him. But his girlfriend is, IMO, not conventionally attractive. But he loves her dearly. And there's this guy named Adnan I know who is almost the same and he used to be a big playboy. But his long-term girlfriend is like, really fat; she's humongous! Love is blind. An Indian poet once said, "True love arises out of attraction to one's inner beauty."(approximate translation) Yeah, it's sappy/cheesy but I've found it to be true. I've had many girlfriends but I'm pretty sure I've been in love only once. The girl was not as hot(yet, still attractive) or well-endowed as my subsequent partners but she was the only one that made me feel relevant. Maybe I'm just rambling...anyway, hope you find your ideal guy.
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Hi, Saif!

That was really sweet. And a very interesting and thoughtful reply. It doesn't sound sappy or cheesy at all - in fact, I found it very moving and a bit sad: it's implied there that you were in love only once and you're not with that person anymore. :-(

Thanks for the reply. And thanks for the best wishes: I do need it! :-))

Take care.

Yara

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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]

You dont want me to fight her because of you? Why not - I'd rather have you!!! Lol. Who said that the age of chivalry is dead?!!

I'll take you any day lol

Hugs


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I know, my darling. But I don't feel like hurting her feelings either. She's not to blame just because I'm more attractive. :-)) 

Hugs, my dear. Take care!